Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Glad it’s not just me. She’s like a mopey tween with poor hygiene and emotional regulation. 

Right? She is an adult. I know firsthand what it’s like to be unemployed, but at some point you have to … start. Go to temp agencies, inquire about retail at jewelry stores, do app delivery and other gig work … just get some money coming in some kind of way. Their situation isn’t going to improve itself.

[goofygirl]

Interesting... Michael has a theory about his Mom!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

how soon we all forgot the OG Nicole Jr 

May she rest in peace. 

[candall]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The best side character since...

Angela's snaggletooth.

[Keywestclubkid]

please have the children leave the room .. they dont need to know any of this shit 

[Pepper Mostly]

The day someone went behind my back and swabbed my kids to do medical tests on them would be the last day that person ever saw my kids. What a fucking monster. 

[kacesq]

Why should mom celebrate another kid when you’ve barely spent time with the ones you have? The ones who’ve been outside waiting for you to get the fuck out of prison.

[Gobi]

Maury Popovich?

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Maury Popovich

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why should mom celebrate another kid when you’ve barely spent time with the ones you have? The ones who’ve been outside waiting for you to get the fuck out of prison.

AND THEY HAVE NO JOBS.

[Auntie Anxiety]

U against the world. Yes, love and God will provide. You can count on it!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The day someone went behind my back and swabbed my kids to do medical tests on them would be the last day that person ever saw my kids. What a fucking monster. 

I missed it, did his mom do this with his other kids? 

[Keywestclubkid]

his loyalty should be to those 4 other kids his mom is raising 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The day someone went behind my back and swabbed my kids to do medical tests on them would be the last day that person ever saw my kids. What a fucking monster. 

There was this terrible ad campaign for a DNA testing center that had the tag line, "She says he's yours, but are you sure?"  The capper was the child in the ads was in little league.  He's old enough to know what you are doing. 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

I missed it, did his mom do this with his other kids? 

Yes, without Michael or the kids’ mothers’ consent. Michael’s brother raised a kid who wasn’t his, so Mom is paranoid.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

mama really thought. that being disrespectful in another language wasn't being disrespectful cause she couldn't understand it? 

Yes. And this is the same woman who got her back all up in the air and whined that she was being "disrespected" because Justine gestured with her hands while speaking to her. Nasty old hag.

[JenE4]

Damn! Secretly swabbing the kids!! “Who are you? Maury Pav-o-bitch? Jerry Springer?” Michael’s Mama should get a side gig on Maury to help pay for the kids—help Justine’s Mama out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique is using this as a learning experience. I don;t think anyone, on all these years, as ever learned anything.

[kacesq]

Calandra is the name of a bakery around here.

[Gobi]

Is this the end of Monique and Derek? I guess not, since they're on next season.

[goofygirl]

Monique, ya'll aren't OVER...  You just spent a million bucks on Derek's wardrobe! PLUS... you just got a dang continuation of your "story" into the next Love During Lockup or whatever it's called.  So shut it, sister.  You nutjob.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Spurs owner Greg Popovich is amused.  He will not be ordering a paternity test. 

 

[kacesq]

Oohh is that the female CO? Lol. I love this show. Hopefully we’ll meet her on Life After.

[candall]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is this the end of Monique and Derek? I guess not, since they're on next season.

Oh, Derek just had a little slip.

[Keywestclubkid]

is this the CO?

[kacesq]

God, she’s just too much. Where you at?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek has been desperately trying to remove the chip that Monique had inserted under his skin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Checking his location 50 times a day.  This is healthy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique has a daughter? Who knew?

[kacesq]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Checking his location 50 times a day.  This is healthy. 

Does she have a job?

[Keywestclubkid]

your homy and his bitch? what the hell did his friends girl do to you? lol

[Empress1]

OH MY GOD JUST BREAK UP

[Auntie Anxiety]

His next mega hit. Hahaha

[Keywestclubkid]

Grandma still hasn't been seen or heard from ... 

[kacesq]

Travis you are so much better off!!

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

His next mega hit. Hahaha

In quotes no less!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique has a daughter? Who knew?

She had a daughter who died at a few days old. She said she started eating to cope and gained 100+ pounds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love the stuff at the end. I need the closure! Have a wonderful weekend and see some of you on Sunday. Ciao, everyone.

[Empress1]

Oh shit, Ashley and Travis didn’t make it!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Travis and Ashley broke up.  Who got custody of the engagement ring floaty?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is this the end of Monique and Derek? I guess not, since they're on next season.

All I want is to see Derek's reaction to Monique planting cameras in his great-grandma's house.  Please let that be on Life After Lockup!!

[Gobi]

As we come to the end of the season, I realize that it wasn't the end that mattered, it was the ex-cons we met along the way.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Well Travis had a happy ending he's no longer dealing with Ashley. I'm sure his Mom is thrilled.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, bunkies, I have to take to my bed because I am heartbroken over Ashley and Travis' breakup. I was so sure those two lovebirds could go the distance. 

Have a great weekend, watch out for muffin smugglers, I love you all, MWAH!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Grandma still hasn't been seen or heard from ... 

seriously where is she??

[goofygirl]

Glad to see Crybaby and Travis broke up!  His Mom must be sooooo HAPPY!!!!

Where in the world are boob sling and Michael move if she has no job and he's waiting on his next super-hit??

Oh wait, I forgot.  Sneaker Empire.

Well, that was fun!!! I'm gonna see ya'll next week!  Same time, same bat channel.

Have a great weekend!

Edited February 18, 2023 by goofygirl

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love the stuff at the end. I need the closure! Have a wonderful weekend and see some of you on Sunday. Ciao, everyone.

Auntie you are not staying for the preview of Life After?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

As we come to the end of the season, I realize that it wasn't the end that mattered, it was the ex-cons we met along the way.

And their extremely well-adjusted partners.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll have to pass. My dog is begging to go out.

[kacesq]

I can’t believe we’re stuck with Lindsay again.

oh poor delusional Skylar…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

seriously where is she??

Smart enough to not appear on the show?  Or in the walls?  50/50.