Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Shall I have wine or hot chocolate with tonight’s fuckery?

Yes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Shall I have wine or hot chocolate with tonight’s fuckery?

Start with the wine. Then have some more.

[Gobi]

I'll start snarking right after I pull over.

[Floatingbison]

Summer's here and the time is right for snarking in the streeeet man!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Last week I said I thought Nathan was playing video games. Guess I was wrong.

[JenE4]

What color sweatsuits are we wearing tonight? So far we’ve had red and pink. I’m guessing orange?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Where's Nathan is the poor man's where's Waldo.  

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Shall I have wine or hot chocolate with tonight’s fuckery?

Either one works, or try both together!

Houseguest is downstairs in a frenzy of baking, and the heavenly smell of chocolate chip cookies is wafting up enticingly. I may weaken. 

Everyone have their lashes secure and PO on speed dial? 

He's napping. She's all "what, you're not dead yet?"

[OoogleEyes]

Is she wearing a What Would Jesus Do shirt?

[Keywestclubkid]

what is with the Crazy eyes Nathan does?? 

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is she wearing a What Would Jesus Do shirt?

What Would Junkies Do.

[Empress1]

This hairstyling chain is cute.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is she wearing a What Would Jesus Do shirt?

I think I can say with absolute conviction that Jesus would not do fentanyl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Mike spends time with his numerous kids with numerous women. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

A nap. That was the big cliffhanger?

Also, poor Nathan, he gets scolded for taking a nap, because he didn't tell her first. That's one controlling woman.

[Keywestclubkid]

so is his MOM raising his kids? 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

What color sweatsuits are we wearing tonight? So far we’ve had red and pink. I’m guessing orange?

Damn! Black. I was wrong. Though the hot pink appliqué is a nice touch.

[Eldemarge]

Why have I never thought to wear a catsuit to a family function?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At least Mike spends time with his numerous kids with numerous women. 

I love how Justine is FURIOUS that Mike has provided his former gal pals with cars and other fine things, but doesn't bat an eye at his numerous children of shame. Where does she think they came from?

Edited January 21, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to quit typing so I can pet my hair extensions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Why have I never thought to wear a catsuit to a family function?

Your innate good taste and sense of occasion?

[Empress1]

Justine really did speak to his mother disrespectfully.

Where are his kids’ mothers?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Justine really did speak to his mother disrespectfully.

the woman apparently raising her husbands kids .. like she needs to stop ..

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Justine really did speak to his mother disrespectfully.

Meh, his mother came in hot and starting reading Justine for filth because her daughter has a tattoo, then expected Justine to kiss her capacious ass. She can miss me.

[Gobi]

"My kids live with their mothers. It's like I was in prison or something."

[Keywestclubkid]

im so confused with all of this ... why are his kids leaving with his mother and sister? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

High speed chase. This has nothing on the white Bronco.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Why have I never thought to wear a catsuit to a family function?

Have you ever ended a family function by saying, "I need to go speak with my parole officer right now?"

[Pepper Mostly]

The producers know they're behind them because they're the ones who called them to let them know where they were. 

[OoogleEyes]

So. It's *not* the po po?

[JenE4]

Derek might not have been allowed in the casino, but I’m putting my chips on it being cousin Jessika and the sister.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

So. It's *not* the po po?

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course not. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I do not feel comfortable driving like THIS ... ROFL 

[Eldemarge]

I've had a stressful week, but then my bff showed her Gen Z coworker my pic and she called me a "beautiful baby deer."  Precious.

Drinking wine and watching prison trash to wash away the week!  I am a beautiful creature of the forest!

[WaltersHair]

Dude in the front seat is acting HARD now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I've had a stressful week, but then my bff showed her Gen Z coworker my pic and she called me a "beautiful baby deer."  Precious.

Drinking wine and watching prison trash to wash away the week!  I am a beautiful creature of the forest!

You and the beautiful silvery pony must make quite a pair!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the steering wheel between Monique‘s knees?

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im so confused with all of this ... why are his kids leaving with his mother and sister? 

Me too. I think she’s taking them to RI to live with their mothers. He’s worried that he can’t leave the state to see them, so they’re clearly traveling.

Felons don’t have a Constitutional right to carry, I don’t think.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You and the beautiful silvery pony must make quite a pair!

Wow, this is SO TRUE!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Have you ever ended a family function by saying, "I need to go speak with parole officer right now?"

No, but it might be a good way of getting out of a family function before things go on too long, and people start bickering.

[Gobi]

They're being chased by producers who have to direct them to the local axe throwing emporium.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I've had a stressful week, but then my bff showed her Gen Z coworker my pic and she called me a "beautiful baby deer."  Precious.

Drinking wine and watching prison trash to wash away the week!  I am a beautiful creature of the forest!

Why yes you are, you lovely sprite!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

They're being chased by producers who have to direct them to the local axe throwing emporium.

I am laughing at this SO HARD. @Gobi, you never, ever fail me!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I really want it to be Big Ma in the white car.  We'll find out she used to be a wheel man for the Mob. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"This is a house of LOVE".

And bickering, apparently.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris is very unattractive. Yuck.

[Pepper Mostly]

She spent all of Chris' money but doesn't have a single glass? 

[Keywestclubkid]

I'll just bring her juice LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chris is very unattractive. Yuck.

He has been worked over thoroughly with an extra large ugly stick. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I always wake up with my spider lashes on.