Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Well, sure, it's no prison cell but she'll make do.

[LEILANI2]

Why didn't she just go 'home' to her mom's house.

[Floatingbison]

the room is sooooooo dated.  Its like the antechamber at the Haunted Mansion ride

[Pepper Mostly]

Skylar "can't live like this". I mean, its not C Block in the state women's pen, amirite?

[LEILANI2]

We were worried for him but I think he might kill her before the sun rises.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Skylar: "I can't live like this"

Me: "You  just got out of prison. You've lived worse."

[SemiCharmedLife]

If there is no cow picture, Sklyar isn't going to be happy...

[Keywestclubkid]

yea we ARE doing it tonight yess this is gonna work out great 

[goofygirl]

What's wrong with Grandma's house?  Here we go with Skylar crapping on where she's on parole, just a hideous girl.  STFU!! 

Just jump in the bed and get after it.  DUMBASS.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that's a big nice ass house ... that thing is HUGE 

Good bones. It does look like someone over 80 lives there, but that’s just decor. (Does the grandmother live there? Is she alive? I’m confused.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar is an entitled bitch. Even Lindsay waited a few days before constantly kvetching at Flappy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Waxing poetic about prison hotplate grilled cheese.

[Floatingbison]

Didn't I see that wicker stick figure in Blair Witch Project?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

If there is no cow picture, Sklyar isn't going to be happy...

Oh, that's right. A klassy kow picture. So tasteful.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Good bones. It does look like someone over 80 lives there, but that’s just decor. (Does the grandmother live there? Is she alive? I’m confused.)

It sounds like she may have moved elsewhere…maybe a relative, maybe a home? 

[lamujerdecente]

Skylar is a papa face. A potato face. I don’t like her. Nathan is about to be n rehab or prison in 20 mins. Those two are not a match made in sharp. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he has weird personality shifts ... what is going on with him 

[kacesq]

Justine doesn’t need to be telling her daughter about this.

[Floatingbison]

I notice a personality swing, he just lit up like a Christmas tree 

Edited January 7, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Justine doesn’t need to be telling her daughter about this.

No. She’s talking to her like a friend, which isn’t appropriate.

[kacesq]

Justine’s extensions are looking ratty…time to visit the salon, girl.

[lamujerdecente]

Mayfair witches? I die. DIE. The goddess pare throwing me a bone for enduring Lisa Rhina and this trash fest. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What exactly does MIL want? To tell Justine how to raise her kids? 

[kacesq]

Michael…unlikely voice of reason.

[Empress1]

But guys, will we see?

[Gobi]

Such sparkling dialogue! Did Oscar Wilde contribute to the script?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine loves the drama. And she also loves that Moka left and now she can flex again.

[goofygirl]

Twitch out boob sling.  This is still Michael's MOM.  Get it together.  You're gonna have to get used to being respectful.  STAWP with the bullshit, honey.

OR: GET A JOB.  SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.  SHUT UP!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justine is in an argument.  I am so surprised.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What exactly does MIL want? To tell Justine how to raise her kids? 

Yes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fists fly in 3....2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael's bestie looks like he is prepared to jump in and break some kneecaps.

[candall]

Justine had a whole ten second TH and didn't pet her weave ONCE.

%%%%

Wait, what's this?  Justine sticks up for her daughter and Michael sticks up for his wife???  WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Quoting the Bible.

[Ladystardust]

Oh, they're breaking out the Bible. Is that one the bingo card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike’s mother rues the day that she brought those two together. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Such sparkling dialogue! Did Oscar Wilde contribute to the script?

Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and P.G. Woodhouse are collectively clenching their ghostly fists and grinding their ghostly teeth in rage that they didn't write this sprightly, witty script.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

"Don't tell me I can't tell you how to raise your kids! I raised a convict, I'll have you know!"

Edited January 7, 2023 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Life After Lockup…who is Lyndsay with now? Blaine? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh, they're breaking out the Bible. Is that one the bingo card?

(Still furiously scribbling notes)

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, candall said:

Hello?  You're really going to need to narrow that excited exhortation down.  Derek?  Chris?  Michael?  That one who keeps "puffing" and just went into the halfway house?  Where's that guy going into the fine estate jewelry biz?  Him?

omg I love this show so much 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Quoting the Bible.

I was like his he being for real right now 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Life After Lockup…who is Lyndsay with now? Blaine? 

Yes, otherwise known here as Boomhauer (sorry, don't know the spelling.)

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't get why Michael's mother is mad. Justine's daughter has already gotten a tattoo and a piercing. What does she want her to do? Send her to a convent? Consult MIL about daughter's wishes? I have no love for Justine but she's right to stand up for her daughter. MIL is fucking insane. 

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and P.G. Woodhouse are collectively clenching their ghostly fists and grinding their ghostly teeth in rage that they didn't write this sprightly, witty script.

GIRL!  You are on FIRE!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Justine, I don't think your MIL was criticizing your daughter, she was criticizing your parenting decisions.  Kids are going to want tattoos and more at a really young age, parents need to set boundaries.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes, otherwise known here as Boomhauer (sorry, don't know the spelling.)

I tell you what

[kacesq]

Monique he doesn’t want you to cry…..at least not until you go to the ATM.

[Pepper Mostly]

Now she's drunk and crying. That's attractive. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique weaponizes her tears. She practiced crying on demand while her soulmate was incarcerated.