PrincessPurrsALot December 11, 2022 Share December 11, 2022 New season, new and returning couples! Monique and Derek Monique is a big girl who has lying about being into fitness. Why? Because Derek is into fitness. What else was he going to do, just take leisurely strolls around the yard like an Regency Period lady taking turns around the room? After meeting on a pen pal site, they have "dated" for two years and have not met in person. Nathan and Skylar It's a con-to-con love story! Or love mess. Somehow the drama between them led to Skylar getting kicked out of the halfway house and back to custody. Sure, you might think they would reconsider their relationship. Not on Love After Lockup! Nathan is living with his grandmother while he waits for Skylar's release. Aris and Cameron Stop me if you've heard this before. Cameron is a rapper. Aris is head over heels in love and wants to have his babies. However, Aris is concerned about all of his female friends. Cameron thinks his music career is more important than his relationship. Cameron also shows a controlling side, getting upset when Aris shows up at the recording studio. Can we ever get away from controlling rappers? Please let him have a limited edition hoodie. Ashley and Travis She's a jeweler with her own business. He's a bank robber. Her neighbor likes her but hey, she saw Travis' photo and thought he was hot so . . . now she wants to give him a job and settle down. Will he steal more than her heart? (Last line was my practicing writing for WETV). Gabby and Chris If you're unlucky, you'll remember Gabby from Love During Lockup season 1. Her prison love, Chris, won a huge settlement against Riker's prison because the guards didn't try to stop a beatdown he received from other prisoners. Gabby got ahold of it and spent and spent and spent . . . Chris is getting out. His relatives dislike her even more than we do. How will things work out when the money dries up? Justine and Michael Sharp clearly hates us all. JustSmug will be back on our TVs. Michael gets out of prison , letting us see if he looks more like his truly unfortunate mug shot or his glamour shot on her bedroom wall. This modern day Brady Bunch has 7 kids between them. Justine has zero appropriate articles of clothing. The new season starts Friday 2022.12.16 4 2 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Hey bunkies! We're getting the band back together.....oh wait. We're still on the bus. Someone pass the tequila and the Doritos, its going to be a long night. 3 8 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 (edited) shuffles back and forth outside the prison stomping out cigarette after cigarette waiting for that first glance of my true love walking out of those prison doors ... will this time be the one? Edited December 17, 2022 by Keywestclubkid 4 9 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Hi fellow criminals and/or parolees. I’m hoping that all of these new relationships work out this season because I’ve already tattooed most of their names on my neck. 1 10 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot December 17, 2022 Author Share December 17, 2022 I just told a colleague I had to get off of a zoom call because it's the love after lockup season premiere. Priorities!!!! 7 1 4 2 Link to comment
Gobi December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Got my shrimp Alfredo on Barbie and I'm ready to be conned! 3 8 Link to comment
OoogleEyes December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 @PepperMostly, those short ribs were FABULOUS. I also made bread with them to sop up that gravy. omg 🥰 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Oh, how I wish we'd been graced with a shot of Justine clambering out of that Lambo. Probably needed a block and tackle. Just now, OoogleEyes said: @PepperMostly, those short ribs were FABULOUS. I also made bread with them to sop up that gravy. omg 🥰 Aren't they the BEST? I never use any other recipe now. And what did I tell you about that cup and half of tomato paste? I'm so glad you liked them! 1 2 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 HI Bunkies, I can't wait to be swept up in the love stories about to be unleashed on my tv screen. My heart's all a flutter. 1 1 5 1 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Good evening all! So excited for my prison boo to get sprung! 2 4 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 "When I saw Travis for the first time on Hotconsdotcom I knew he was the man for me". Sweet Jesus, these idiots. 2 1 1 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 My son in VT picked this minute to text me. WHYYYYYYYY??? 1 1 2 2 4 Link to comment
Ladystardust December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Ugh, I couldn't figure out why 90 Day Fiance was on then I realized I was on the wrong trash channel. Now it won't let me watch WE! It's the only channel giving me an error message 😡 1 6 1 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Oh that blond chick looks really unstable, yay lol. oh great..another great representative of NJ…Gabby! 2 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, kacesq said: Good evening all! So excited for my prison boo to get sprung! @kacesq, didn't you start a new job? How's it going? 1 1 Link to comment
Empress1 December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Why is that white woman crying all the goddamn time? (Hi everybody!) 3 2 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Just now, Ladystardust said: Ugh, I couldn't figure out why 90 Day Fiance was on then I realized I was on the wrong trash channel. Now it won't let me watch WE! It's the only channel giving me an error message 😡 Your tv wants to protect you from trash tv! 7 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Ok still wondering why women want to be virgins again…. 4 2 2 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 oh god I saw the preview and this I can skip .. them sitting there talking while she pumps whatever that is in her vagina ... I just can't again I CANT 2 2 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: My son in VT picked this minute to text me. WHYYYYYYYY??? My dear, you need to enact some tough love. 2 5 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Gabby has had a lot of work done....bye, bye dollars! 2 2 Link to comment
candall December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Okay, Princess, never mind. I'm in. I got locked out! Panic! Because I watched the season preview last night and they spent at least five of the 13 minutes on Gabby's vaginal rejuvenation and asshole lightening. GOOD FREAKING TIMES, GANG. 1 2 6 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Sharp has officially jumped the shark. Vagina tightening and anal lightening? And it’s just the first minute! 2 1 3 1 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: @kacesq, didn't you start a new job? How's it going? I did! Just finished my 2nd week and it’s been great so far! Thanks for remembering! 4 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 "You gotta relax, its already in" "Its hot, like a hot stone" Things Gabby will hear on her wedding night? 9 Link to comment
Floatingbison December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 ummmm, it's gonna take a whole medical team from the Mayo Clinic to make that lady a virgin again 1 9 Link to comment
Gobi December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 "What's his mother's main issue with you?" "She's afraid my vagina isn't tight enough." 1 2 7 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 She burned all the $150k or just the $75k she said she got? Or did the lawyer take half the settlement… 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 oh yea this is total normal to do on camera pumping this hot wand in your vagina while we small talk LOL this show is classssssssy 4 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 This gynecologist(?) also has a degree in psychology. 2 1 Link to comment
TooMuchRealityTV December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 It always surprises me that some women want to feel like a virgin again. It wasn't great the first time. It got great with time! 6 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 I spent 75, 000 on a car and make up and clothes, and the rest I just wasted. 1 4 1 Link to comment
Ladystardust December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said: oh god I saw the preview and this I can skip .. them sitting there talking while she pumps whatever that is in her vagina ... I just can't again I CANT Good Lord. Is this what I'm missing? Still can't get WEtv to work. Going to try a different device. 1 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: Ok still wondering why women want to be virgins again…. IIRC (it's been a minute) the first time wasn't all that great 3 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 I would be slightly alarmed if someone was rummaging around in my vagina and asking me all these personal questions. Just me? I'm wondering which hideously expensive wedding dress Gabby bought? hahahaha, I kill me. 4 4 1 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Is that a new fit sling for our Justine? Or different lighting? 1 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Just now, kacesq said: She burned all the $150k or just the $75k she said she got? Or did the lawyer take half the settlement… atty probably got 1/3, and worth every penny. That was a pretty good settlement for an offense that was undoubtedly very tough to prove because the guards aren't gonna testify against each other. I, for one, am impressed with that amount. 4 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: This gynecologist(?) also has a degree in psychology. She's a great multi tasker 7 Link to comment
OoogleEyes December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 I would love to have Gabby's confidence 1 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Juju is in for a real surprise when Michael decides he needs to sow some wild oats when he gets out. My Magic 8Ball 🎱 made that prediction. 1 6 Link to comment
candall December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: "You gotta relax, its already in" "Its hot, like a hot stone" Things Gabby will hear on her wedding night? Will there be an ice pack when it's over? 6 Link to comment
Ladystardust December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 (edited) Great. Finally got the channel to come on just in time to see Justine's catsuit. Edited December 17, 2022 by Ladystardust 1 2 2 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 With the way she flings that hair around you think it would look better… 1 4 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Well, at least he;s not carrying a refrigerator on his shoulder. 1 1 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 She better not run, she'll pop right out of that catsuit. 3 1 1 Link to comment
Empress1 December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Justine and Michael have SEVEN KIDS between them?! 1 1 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 wait was he arrested with that big ass keyboard? 8 Link to comment
goofygirl December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 Woo Hoo Y'all!!! We got vaginal rejuvenation, whitening of the butthole.... Goody! Here's Mike of the tennis shoe emporium. The one that pays for Mercedes station wagons & Lambos. Suuurrreee dude. 1 5 1 Link to comment
kacesq December 17, 2022 Share December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Floatingbison said: atty probably got 1/3, and worth every penny. That was a pretty good settlement for an offense that was undoubtedly very tough to prove because the guards aren't gonna testify against each other. I, for one, am impressed with that amount. I’ve dealt with lawyers who’ve taken as much as 40% 2 1 1 Link to comment
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