S24.E34: Finale

[Callaphera]

The only thing I want to hear from the pre-jurors is why Nicole wiped Jasmine's ass for her. That's it, everything else is irrelevant.

[Lamima]

1 minute ago, Lady Calypso said:

Well, this is my best guess on how each juror responds as they vote:

So, Indy might have voted Taylor.

JASMINE VOTED TAYLOR.

JOSEPH VOTED TAYLOR.

Kyle voted...Taylor? Monte? Hard to say.

Terrance voted Monte, for sure.

Michael voted....I actually don't know, what a vague statement.

ALYSSA VOTED TAYLOR.

BRITTANY VOTED TAYLOR.

Turner probably voted Monte.

I think Taylor won!

What show are you watching?

[Lady Calypso]

We don't have time to listen to the pre-jurors. Just get to all the secret occupations and then get to the results!

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

The only thing I want to hear from the pre-jurors is why Nicole wiped Jasmine's ass for her. That's it, everything else is irrelevant.

It wasn’t shown on tv, I doubt they’ll bring it up. 

[Brian Cronin]

Even if she doesn't pull it out, that was a heck of a speech by Taylor. 

[30 Helens]

Taylor got votes from Jasmine and Alyssa. I think everyone else went Monte. We’ll see. 
Also, Julie? NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR FROM NICOLE AND DANIEL. You can just move straight to AFP.

[choclatechip45]

What was Brittany's comment when she voted? 

[TimWil]

Just now, Lamima said:

What show are you watching?

Lady Calypso is watching the finale of BB24. I am, too. And I totally agree with her. I know what I saw and I know what I heard.

[Lady Calypso]

Seriously, it's hard to tell where some votes went, but some of those responses from Jasmine, Joseph, Alyssa and even Brittany seemed very much pro-Taylor. 

Everyone else is up in the air, but it's gonna be a close vote. I'm holding on to hope here until the winner is announced.

[30 Helens]

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

It wasn’t shown on tv, I doubt they’ll bring it up. 

Further proof the editors have NO IDEA what they’re doing.

[choclatechip45]

Also Taylor's speech was awesome. One of the best we've seen on Big Brother. She laid it all out there. 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Lady Calypso said:

We don't have time to listen to the pre-jurors. Just get to all the secret occupations and then get to the results!

How did they get an extra half hour and still be like this?

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

It wasn’t shown on tv, I doubt they’ll bring it up. 

Shh, don't harsh my glow, man.

[Lady Calypso]

....nah, Julie, we don't need to hear from these CLOWNS.

[Lamb18]

I think Taylor's going to win, just listening to the jurors.

[Lady Whistleup]

I think Taylor wins.

[Callaphera]

Daniel is trying so hard to be one of the cool kids and in the know with his open mouth laugh and smile and I'm dying over it.

[30 Helens]

Brittany’s going to be bitter for years. Now Michael isn’t even a person?

[Brian Cronin]

Monte would have easily defeated Turner, so I'd love for Taylor to win if only to make that move look all the dumber. 

[30 Helens]

I don’t think Joseph’s sad face is from jealousy. I think he’s just disappointed in her because he thinks she could do better.

Edited September 26, 2022 by 30 Helens

[Lamima]

I think my cable is way behind. I just saw the voting.

[Callaphera]

Yup, Alyssa and Kyle spent the whole time in jury having ten second sex.

You deserve better, Alyssa. Like a guy that can at least last a minute.

[Brian Cronin]

Just now, 30 Helens said:

Brittany’s going to be bitter for years. Now Michael isn’t even a person?

Brit's take on Michael's "betrayal" of her is INSANE. She has spoken REPEATEDLY about how she was using Michael as a sort of shield, but when he tried to get the women to vote Brit out over him, suddenly he has broken some solemn bond between them? It's just LUDICROUS. 

[30 Helens]

MORE POOL FLOATIE SEX COMING UP! Prepare the basement, Kyle’s mom!

[choclatechip45]

Yeah I don't think Alyssa watching the season is good for Kyle. 

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, shut up, Daniel.

No, it was NEVER boring, go home!

[Callaphera]

Like, I was there for Muffingate, all 97 parts of it, but hearing Turner proudly say that he ate Jasmine's muffin is... I don't even want to talk about the image that flashed through my head for the briefest of seconds but now you're all thinking it too so I feel a tiny bit better. I also heard Jasmine's indignant "I am a married woman, sir."

Edited September 26, 2022 by Callaphera

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, look, a two hour finale and we're STILL behind on time!

[Lady Whistleup]

I bet Brittany and Michael aren't friends after the season. I can see most of the cast being friendly but Brittany just seems so resentful of Michael.

[Lady Calypso]

1 minute ago, Lady Whistleup said:

I bet Brittany and Michael aren't friends after the season. I can see most of the cast being friendly but Brittany just seems so resentful of Michael.

I think they could patch things up, but their friendship won't be as close as it could have been.

[dizzyd]

Nicole got the snub 😂

[30 Helens]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Like, I was there for Muffingate, all 97 parts of it, but hearing Turner proudly say that he ate Jasmine's muffin is... I don't even want to talk about the image that flashed through my head for the briefest of seconds but now you're all thinking it too so I feel a tiny bit better. I also heard Jasmine's indignant "I am a married woman, sir."

Umm… thanks for that?

[TimWil]

No question for Nicole? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good. 

[Lady Calypso]

I am so nervous.

This is gonna be a close vote. Monte could still take it, for sure, but there's a good chance Taylor takes it too.

Either way, it's gonna be an exciting result. 

[Shorty186]

Hmm, I thought Taylor was over Monte per her conversation with the camera. Did she just not want to diss the guy sitting next to her?

[Callaphera]

Just now, 30 Helens said:

Umm… thanks for that?

You're welcome! My final gift to all my friends this season.

[choclatechip45]

Taylor is winning this. 

[dizzyd]

Aaah Yay! 🥂🎉

Edited September 26, 2022 by dizzyd

[Callaphera]

TERRANCE VOTED FOR TAYLOR?

I wonder who will get AFP since Taylor got top prize. Joseph?

[Lady Calypso]

Turner votes for MONTE.

Brittany votes for TAYLOR.

Alyssa votes for TAYLOR.

Michael votes for TAYLOR.

Terrance votes for TAYLOR? WTF?

Kyle votes for....TAYLOR OMG OMG OMG

[Lady Whistleup]

Monte made a 750k mistake.

[30 Helens]

WOW

[Brian Cronin]

Hahha, Monte, you idiot. 

[Callaphera]

Just now, Lady Calypso said:

Kyle votes for....TAYLOR OMG OMG OMG

This is part of his "I'm not a racist, guys, just a guy who never left my mom's basement to go to a bar and see diversity" apology tour.

[30 Helens]

I am so happy to be wrong.

Kyles vote shocked me. Maybe he was trying to earn some anti racist points?

[Lady Calypso]

TAYLOR WINS! HOLY SHIT!

[choclatechip45]

I'm shocked Terrance voted for Taylor.

I've been watching since season 5 and the only other time my favorite was won Jordan. 

Also 20 years ago Danielle Reyes was robbed so glad Taylor won tonight. 

[Michichick]

I’m not watching because I thought Monte had it for sure. Looks like I’ll need to stream it tomorrow!

[Brian Cronin]

I ADORE the fact that Monte thought "bringing a Black woman to the end" with him was this awesome sounding thing that he could do that wouldn't affect him either way and it ended up fucking him. Too, too funny. 

[dizzyd]

Looks like Nicole was apologizing to Taylor. 

[Callaphera]

Just now, choclatechip45 said:

I'm shocked Terrance voted for Taylor.

After all the misogyny and vitriol he spewed about her all season. I never expected that one.