S04.E10: So Many Things Could Go Wrong

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This makes me so uncomfortable…I can barely watch

And that poor translator! She is rigid with embarrassment. I hope she's being handsomely compensated. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Gawd is she really going to sit in the next room and listen to them fuck.?!?!

[candall]

Garrick has zjuzhed up his curls for Bert.  

And I guess he thinks that muscle tee (with the religious quote, no less) is flattering to his narrow shoulders and pudgy upper arms.

.

He's so horribly pathetic.

Please don't make me watch Garrick's post-coital tears.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dannnnnnnielle. Jesus. Your husband does not treat you both equally. He drools and slavers over Bert while brooming you out of the room. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roberta can bring her mother up to Colorado and Dannniellllle can take care of her mother as well as their imaginary baby.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh Gawd is she really going to sit in the next room and listen to them fuck.?!?!

And pretend that it doesn't bother her. Because heaven forbid she might feel "jealous". Which is bad. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Dannnnnnnielle. Jesus. Your husband does not treat you both equally. He drools and slavers over Bert while brooming you out of the room. 

Dude is clinging to her like a life preserver. Once she is no longer the “ mistress” he may tire of her. What country will he choose for his third wife?

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And pretend that it doesn't bother her. Because heaven forbid she might feel "jealous". Which is bad. 

Is Roberta just supposed to NEVER have children??? 

/s

[Auntie Anxiety]

At breakfast, Dannniellle should start talking about adding yet another wife, just to piss Roberta off. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And pretend that it doesn't bother her. Because heaven forbid she might feel "jealous". Which is bad. 

Which is why polygamy is so misogynistic. The women must bend to the feelings and will of the husband. God forbid they have feelings or make mistakes. Just ask the cat fished sister wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Insipidian loves to rock the friendship bracelets like all soy boy douchebags.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sid better build his harem before his hair disappears.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tosha. Tosha Tosha Tosha. HE BROUGHT A RING. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s the fucking rush? Arielle will still be there a month from now.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Tosha…all for,it until it was no longer a fantasy. You had no problem usurping wife 1.  Time to pay the piper.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sid better build his harem before his hair disappears.

Thank you. I thought I as the only one who harps on that week after week. It’s nice to be validated.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tosha is really a good little disciple, isn't she? What's in the water at Sidian's house?

[candall]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At breakfast, Dannniellle should start talking about adding yet another wife, just to piss Roberta off. 

"Hey, I got a text from Thea last night.  She's coming back!"

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate Whitney…Me me MEEEEE. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tosha is really a good little disciple, isn't she? What's in the water at Sidian's house?

Kool Aid. Jim Jones flavor.

[candall]

I'm going to count how many more commercials they can squeeze into the last six minutes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Please tell me this woman is in it to harvest the TLC dollar.

[candall]

Good grief, Marcus looks like he needs a booster seat.  

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Marcus, if you need to "sell' your creepy menage to Janae, maybe you should give this up. 

Flirting with a guy is just flirting. Why are they talking about "bringing her into the family"? Stupid. 

[candall]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Please tell me this woman is in it to harvest the TLC dollar.

This woman is in it to harvest the TLC dollar.

[Maybeitsme]

Marcus sure is a tiny man to be with all these grown women 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“You know, you should be grateful to Wee Marcus for telling you that he’s into a polygamy dynamic.” Utter bullshit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, she's actually saying "Hey, at least he was honest with you"?? What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? "He's a sleaze, but he's an honest sleaze". Yuck. 

Janae. Run for your life. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, she's actually saying "Hey, at least he was honest with you"?? What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? "He's a sleaze, but he's an honest sleaze". Yuck. 

I know, right? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's. still a strong connection between all of us". Yeah, its called a film crew. Janae wants her SAG card. 

Roberta is butt ugly. There. I said it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, Garrick uses the excuse of being anxious over meeting with Bert’s mother to explain his inability to get an erection.

[Adeejay]

I don’t trust Arielle.  She seems way too eager to come to the U.S.  Sidian seems to like her, but he doesn’t appear to be smitten.  I noticed that he said that he can see himself “spending many, many years with this person”.  I wonder why he didn’t see them together “forever.”

Brenda and April look like mother and daughter.  Clearly, looks doesn’t matter to Steve.

Danielle is way more attractive than short, dumpy Roberta.  I doubt she is 25 years old.   Dani was adamant that Bert and Garrick are not intimate on this trip.  She is very naïve if she believes that they are going to spend the night together and just cuddle. 

I wonder what Janae is up to.  

[Maybeitsme]

That went by to fast

Good times always do. Later gaters

[candall]

I'll have to skip Sidian's wedding proposal.  It made my skin crawl.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all. See some of you on Sunday. I missed the episode since I had no power and need to catch up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, we made it, frens. Have a wonderful weeks, stay cool, and hope to see some of you on Friday for a nice wholesome helping of Love After Lockup. I love you all. MWAH!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week, Garrick uses the excuse of being anxious over meeting with Bert’s mother to explain his inability to get an erection.

Imagine the tears if Garrick couldn't get it up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, thanks for keeping me company this evening, hardcore snarkers. It was a welcome sixty minute reprieve from real life. Have a great week, everyone. Stay strong, be well, STAY COOL, and live your best life.

Edited August 9, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I'll have to skip Sidian's wedding proposal.  It made my skin crawl.

Right? The creepy way he says "Do you love me?" Shudder. 

[EtheltoTillie]

9 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"There's. still a strong connection between all of us". Yeah, its called a film crew. Janae wants her SAG card. 

Roberta is butt ugly. There. I said it. 

Was going to say same. She’s just a frump a dump, slightly improved by loss of braces.  I can’t stand how Ick is pawing her. 

Edited August 9, 2022 by EtheltoTillie

[Cancun]

It was very telling when Bert declared no baby making till she is in the US. Clearly she never plans to come to the US and doesn’t want to raise Ick’s (or anyone’s) baby alone. I did love the assumption by Dani and Ick that birth control was on him (but kudos they realized the guy does have a responsibility) - it hasn’t occurred to them that Bert has already taken preventative steps??

[Pepper Mostly]

She won't have a baby until she has a ring on her finger. And why not? What's in it for her if Ick impregnates her and she's stuck back home in Brazil? He says he's going to bring her to the US and marry her. Either she stays home, Ick free, or she comes on a fiancee visa. She gains a husband and a means of support. If she dumps him she'll get child support and alimony. She had no protection if she has her kid in Brazil, unmarried. Garrick could ghost her. I mean, he appears to be so besotted with her that that he's already fucked up his relationships with his wife, kids and extended family, but you never know. 

[Shelbie]

13 hours ago, candall said:

Imagine the tears if Garrick couldn't get it up.

I think Garrick has to cry to get an erection. 

[bichonblitz]

Apparently the Merrifields have lots of money. How this guy has a successful business I will never understand. Once Bert gets a look at that newly built huge house that's made for many wives she's gonna be applying for her mother and the rest of her family to come to the US. Mark my words. She's gonna want to move the entire family in to Casa Colorado! 

Dani trying so hard to be sexy with her super long ratty extensions, low cut tops, short skirts and lace up gladiator sandals but Garrick only has eyes for frump a dump Bert. By the way, Dani, you can wash extensions. 

Sidian is the most boring dweeb on the planet. If he says Arielle is "a catch" one more time....

So Nick the philosopher is going to be a stay at home baby daddy. This is gonna be delicious. Where does the young chick fit in to all of this? Does she have a job? She better have one or Nick is going to find a way to relegate her to babysitting while he reads books all day.  

Edited August 9, 2022 by bichonblitz

[ChristmasJones]

The men this season are beyond duds, they are like super duds.  Where do these women come from? I loved Tosha's mother who kept calling it a cult. They need to hire to host the reunion, that would be fun.    I wish Danielle would divorce this dud and go find some guy who would cherish her.  I struggle to understand why she has decided to go along with these shenanigans. I feel like I need a shower after every episode. 

[xwordfanatik]

I have a question:  why was the artwork on the Air B&B in Brazil blurred?

Ick is just such a drip.  He could hardly stand to wait to relieve his raging boner.  His wardrobe is just ugly.  That ensemble of Dannielle's was ugly, too.  

Some of these weird people just wanted to get that TLC check and watch themselves on TV.  I doubt any of these new side pieces actually stuck around long.

5 hours ago, Shelbie said:

I think Garrick has to cry to get an erection. 

I bet you're right!  He is just, so, well, Ick!  I want to punch his creepy face.

[Cancun]

47 minutes ago, ChristmasJones said:

 I wish Danielle would divorce this dud and go find some guy who would cherish her.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but Ick and Dannielle already ARE divorced! That had to happen so he could apply for a fiancé visa with Bert. Dani is free as a bird, which makes it even more shocking that she hasn’t run far away with her sons. 

[suev3333]

7 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

for many wives she's gonna be applying for her mother and the rest of her family to come to the US. Mark my words. She's gonna want to move the entire family in to Casa Colorado! 

Dani trying so hard to be sexy with her super long ratty extensions, low cut tops, short skirts and lace up gladiator sandals but Garrick only has eyes for frump a dump Bert. By the way, Dani, you can wash extensions. 

Sidian is the most boring dweeb on the planet. If he says Arielle is "a catch" one more time....

"Casa Colorado" 😆

"lace up gladiator sandals" 😂

 love it!

[goofygirl]

On 8/8/2022 at 9:39 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Roberta is running a con. Kudos. 

Lord, I hope so!!  I can't EVEN with these fools!!  All that crying!! Whining!! Knashing of teeth!!  Ick needs to have EVERY LAST CENT go into Bert's wallet! And then.... She goes back home to Momma. The End.

Dannnnnielle and the boys will have her parents to rely on but they're ALL gonna need some psychiatric help and a BUNCH of it. STAT!

On 8/8/2022 at 9:44 PM, candall said:

Is Roberta just supposed to NEVER have children??? 

/s

Roberta can have a bazillion children!! Just not any with ICK!!!

Edited August 10, 2022 by goofygirl

[magemaud]

When I saw Danielle clomping down the stairs when Roberta arrived, I thought she was wearing a Wilma Flintstone Halloween costume