S04.E10: So Many Things Could Go Wrong

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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The Merrifields visit Brazil to figure out Roberta's delay in coming to the US. The Davises expand their family unexpectedly. The Foleys strengthen their bond with April. Sidan (sic) contemplates the next steps with Arielle. Janae questions the Epps' lifestyle.

Original air date 2022.08.07

Ick and Dannielle head to Brazil.  I so hope they find out that Bert is not actually Brazilian.  I can dream, can't I? 

Nick, April, and Jennifer add another one to the fold thereby upping the creepiness factor that is already off the charts.  Is bobblehead Danielle moving in? 

Boat boy and Brenda supposedly strengthen their bond with April. 

I will believe it when I see it.  So far April has not shown any interest in Brenda.  Why would that change now?  Did one seriously uncomfortable girl date change her ways?  Does she now see something in Brenda that no one else ever has?  My assumption is the bond strengthening is between Steve's penis and April's vagina.

The Sidian typo in the episode description is from TLC.  Maybe the person writing these finds him as unappealing as I do.  Yes, "Sidan" needs to decide what to do now that he has shared "intimacy" with Arielle. 

Janae hopefully runs as far away from the Epps as she can, but not until she earns her paycheck.  If you're going to spend time with Marcus, you need the extra money for the special soap to get the slime off of you. 

Original air date 2022.08.08

[xwordfanatik]

Do we know if there will be further episodes after this one (number ten?)

This one sounds, um, interesting?  

These people are nuts!

[magemaud]

53 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Do we know if there will be further episodes after this one (number ten?)

Looking ahead, according to my guide episode 11 is titled "Brazil or Bust." I sure hope it's "bust". 

Edited August 7, 2022 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! Greetings from the furnace that is Massachusetts! One more day of over 90 before we get some bearable weather. I cannot WAIT. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just jumping over here from Hoarders, with Dr. Zasio aka Dr. Tonya Hoarding. 

@Pepper Mostly, I can’t wait to see my electric bills. But I cannot sit in a sauna for a week!

[candall]

I can't tell which ones are the mothers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brenda, you ARE out of the middle of things. Get used to it.

Maybe Insipidian took a video of his sexy time with Arielle so that Squeaky can see how “things” went.

Are we still supposed to pretend that Roberta is a bombshell?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just jumping over here from Hoarders, with Dr. Zasio aka Dr. Tonya Hoarding. 

@Pepper Mostly, I can’t wait to see my electric bills. But I cannot sit in a sauna for a week!

I don't like AC at home and so far I've been coping OK without, but today was really tough. Yikes. The guy across the street is building a new stone wall and brick steps at his house and the crew has been working out there every day this week. Poor things. 

Oh, Marcus. You are SUCH a sleaze. 

I for one can't wait to see al the hugging and crying that is soon to come. 

[candall]

Look at all that luggage!  Did they have to haul Ranch Dressing, just in case?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The translator can’t believe that there are two women on this planet who would want to be in a relationship with Garrick.

Garrick turns on the water works in 3.....2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick's not even pretending. He wants to bang Roberta like a gong while Dannnnnielle does needlepoint or something. Jesus Christ. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Look at all that luggage!  Did they have to haul Ranch Dressing, just in case?

No just the big Costco bottle of mustard

[candall]

Garrick's been sporting a semi since he got on the plane.

And no judgy translator--or his wife's stricken face--is putting the kibosh on that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just what this world needs, more of Nick’s DNA floating around. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jennifer rules this roost, no question. Nick thinks he's the king of the castle but she's HBIC.

[sainte-chapelle]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! Greetings from the furnace that is Massachusetts! One more day of over 90 before we get some bearable weather. I cannot WAIT. 

It is really hot here too! Our AC blew out the power last night but luckily it was fixed in a few hours. The benefits of renting I suppose….

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick is going to have to contemplate what it takes to be a good father.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

Look at all that luggage!  Did they have to haul Ranch Dressing, just in case?

HAHAHAHAHA! Lots of porn and lube. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Face masks come in handy when your expression says, “What the fuck?”

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. The obligatory intrusive question from a shopkeeper. 

[sainte-chapelle]

God help the child …that is I can got at this point

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Dannnielllllle packed her super industrial strength ear plugs. And doesn’t make the mistake of announcing that she is going to take a three minute shower during which time Garrick gets frisky with the not-so-much-of-a bombshell Bert.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHAHA! Lots of porn and lube. 

A million years ago, one of the early seasons of The Real World was set in London and the race car driver, All-American boy, was FRANTIC to learn that ranch dressing was not available internationally.

Wow.  I've been watching shit tv for a really long time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why does Ree Drummond always look like such a baked potato face?

Why can’t Arielle stay put and have Squeaky come visit her before the K-1 visa process?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Wow.  I've been watching shit tv for a really long time.

I feel that. We're here for you. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Here comes Sidious. If this works out Tosha better start packing. She will be out on her ass just like wife 1.

[candall]

Yipes.  What about all that fresh meat sitting around without a fan?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Sidian and Arielle. "We have great conversations". And the boinking is great, right Sid? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Squeaky looks like she had another glass of the Kool Aid.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Here comes Sidious. If this works out Tosha better start packing. She will be out on her ass just like wife 1.

She and Dannnnnnielle should open a cupcake bakery together. 

Oh for crying out loud Sidian. What the fuck? Why are you acting so flummoxed? Wasn't this the plan all along?

Edited August 9, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arielle is keeping her eye on the green card prize. Nothing is going to stand in her way. The girl is determined and if that takes having to marry Insipidian, so be it.

[candall]

Oh, look.  In the interests of moving to the US and poly-marrying Sidian and whatsherface, Arielle has . . .  made a phone call.

[Auntie Anxiety]

April reminds me of my loathsome former sister-in-law. Maybe it’s the tooth gap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look at April and Brenda laughing and having fun! Heaven help me if I called that "fun" I'd jump out a window. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Arielle is keeping her eye on the green card prize. Nothing is going to stand in her way. The girl is determined and if that takes having to marry Insipidian, so be it.

Unlike a lot of the 90 day folks she seems fairly well off, educated, and has an excellent command of the English language ( better than the American folks on 90 day). After 3 years she would be gone.

[candall]

This bunch is so boring, I can't even be bothered to pay attention.  I think he has a boat and that's the extent of my involvement.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I actually made myself a dinner tonight, grilled marinated steak kabobs with mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes, onions and pineapple on a bed of rice pilaf. That’s to make up for last night’s English muffin pizzas.

[sainte-chapelle]

It is so awkward watching Dani try to be a part of that hug. It is allll about Bert.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I actually made myself a dinner tonight, grilled marinated steak kabobs with mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes, onions and pineapple on a bed of rice pilaf. That’s to make up for last night’s English muffin pizzas.

Yum,that sounds great. I ate a whole bag of potato chips last night….a family sized one too…by myself. Diet is going great thanks for asking 😂 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It is so awkward watching Dani try to be a part of that hug. It is allll about Bert.

I know she was humiliated,  and i feel bad about that but the way she came flying down the stairs made me lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick: Dannnniellllle, why don’t you change your ticket for an earlier flight because the kids need your supervision? Bert and I will call you every evening. Okay? Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry?

Oh dear. That’s outfit. My eyes.

[candall]

Lume.  <snarl>

I guess sooner or later someone was bound to make a fortune confirming women's fears that they smell bad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thank you Jesus. Now, let’s fuck.

[sainte-chapelle]

Third wheel Dani. I am cringing 

[Pepper Mostly]

"nervous, happy, all tingly in my man bits...."

Oh, the hugging and snotty bawling. These people are gross and weird. They barely know each other! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Did she have work done? She looks different 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bert loves that this feels so pure and beautiful. Now pack your bags, Dannnniiiii.

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick is wondering how long he has to wait to spirit Bert up to the bedroom. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This makes me so uncomfortable…I can barely watch

[Pepper Mostly]

In his head Garrick is thinking "RESULT! I'm getting some sweet Brazilian poontang tonight!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roberta is running a con. Kudos.