Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Really with a blue face? Ugh everything about this guy makes my skin crawl 

He blue himself. 

[Maybeitsme]

Chance is such a narcissist,  OMG it's ALL about him. What a Saint and now this twit  actually questions how she would make it without HIM 🤔😩

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Chance, Tayler is the only one buying your shit. You've been trying to get Bobbi out the door. Now you're worried about getting a violation. You probably slipped her pills.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Chance, Tayler is the only one buying your shit. You've been trying to get Bobbi out the door. Now you're worried about getting a violation. You probably slipped her pills.

He just seems so eager to get her girls and her all to himself … it’s creepy as fuck 

[Gobi]

Blaine needs subtitles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte can barely contain his erection excitement.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance saved Bobbi’s life. Okay.

He was probably seriously considering smothering her with a pillow before the EMT's arrived. He is seriously, dangerously creepy.

Just now, Gobi said:

Blaine needs subtitles.

Blaine is high as fuck. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Blaine needs subtitles.

Boomhauer… man dang ol partner in crime 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And now Chance is working on convincing Tayler that she should not let Bobbi back in her life. Nothing creepy here.

Are you sure that her name isn't Paula?

[kacesq]

Blaine looks ridiculous with his backwards baseball cap. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Blaine is suddenly Lindsay's papa in a Victorian novel. "What are your intentions, sir?"

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Are you sure that her name isn't Paula?

I see what you did there. Brava!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey doesn’t like this side of Daonte. She has very high standards.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Blaine talks like his jaw is wired shut. 

I like how Lindsey goes from the poor victim who sold drugs to pay the light bill to the head of a drug ring.  How many people worked for her?

And yes, Daonte, other men would leave.  Other men would never have returned Lindsey's texts.  Men with brains would stay far away. 

[Floatingbison]

LoL at the cat condo.

[Keywestclubkid]

Share a bathroom? You don’t like they share a bath ROOM? Lol 

[JenE4]

Just now, Gobi said:

Blaine needs subtitles.

Whomever called him Boomhauser from King of the Hill last week was spot on. I missed the connection since I wasn't live posting. But, I hear it now. Kudos! If we weren't such prolific posters, I'd try to scroll back and find it to give you all the reaction emojis.

[Pepper Mostly]

DAONTE YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE

[Ladystardust]

Oh yes, these two just ooze testosterone.

[Floatingbison]

Daonte, for sure you're making a huge mistake.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey doesn’t like this side of Daonte. She has very high standards.

A true southern belle

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey doesn’t like this side of Daonte. She has very high standards.

Lindsey had sex with Flappy.  Her high horse knocked her off, ran over her, and shit on her head. 

[Gobi]

Who's better at cockblocking, Branwinn or Lindsey?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Whomever called him Boomhauser from King of the Hill last week was spot on. I missed the connection since I wasn't live posting. But, I hear it now. Kudos! If we weren't such prolific posters, I'd try to scroll back and find it to give you all the reaction emojis.

It was me :) thank you 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who's better at cockblocking, Branwinn or Lindsey?

Yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. I love all your witty commentary but this episode is DULLSVILLE. Brittany and Marse? Amber and Puppy? WTF?? Only five minutes of Rock God Chazz? Where's Kevin? We've been bait and switched!

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who's better at cockblocking, Branwinn or Lindsey?

It's a toss up

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

A true southern belle

Quickly, fetch her smelling salts!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I love all your witty commentary but this episode is DULLSVILLE. Brittany and Marse? Amber and Puppy? WTF?? Only five minutes of Rock God Chazz? Where's Kevin? We've been bait and switched!

You forgot Brittney and Ray.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

It's a toss up

I call daonte’s dishwasher when it’s broken 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I love all your witty commentary but this episode is DULLSVILLE. Brittany and Marse? Amber and Puppy? WTF?? Only five minutes of Rock God Chazz? Where's Kevin? We've been bait and switched!

I was thinking I was not really on my snarking game today but I think you're right - it's just BORING. I need to read some caveman jokes, dammit.

[Floatingbison]

back the pound with Puppy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eric is as high as a kite. Shocker.

[Pepper Mostly]

I have no idea what these two are saying. None. 

[candall]

All the fuckery with Branwyn and Sadzz Chazz make this reunion scene with Daonte and Lindsey look like warm and cuddly Brady Bunch stuff.  She might be using him, but she'll sit in his lap without pretending she's got cramps.

####

Speak out, Daonte!

Daonte took on Tia and lost, but he's not going to flinch at your sabotage, buddy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany has to go sell a house to some actors sent down from Central Casting.

[Keywestclubkid]

Not dragging her poor mother back in this mess for the love of god 

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, now Junkie Drunky MIL can watch the kids? Marse isn't going to drag Brittany out of her office? 

[For Cereals]

Why do I think Eric would totally wear that suit with the tags still on the sleeves…

[goofygirl]

Old Pupster's looking really sad and tired, is she finally figuring out Amber's not her person after all??

oh goodie.  Brittney & Marc are going to counseling and we have to watch. I think Marc is gambling away all that big $$$ Brittney's making.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britteny’s friend needs a booster seat.

[Keywestclubkid]

You are friends but have no clue how old her kid is? 
 

[Maybeitsme]

Eric we saw her call you several times while you were with your wife or whatever so you. Can miss me with that bs

Then puppy goes all weak, she's not only weak she's stupid.  He is gross and she could do so much better 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh FFS. I'm falling asleep here..

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Britteny’s friend needs a booster seat.

Is this the friend they had a threeway with?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is this the friend they had a threeway with?

I think so. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh, Marcie texted threesome girl behind Britt's back and Britt didn't know.  Try harder, Sharp.  No one is buying this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh, Marcie texted threesome girl behind Britt's back and Britt didn't know.  Try harder, Sharp.  No one is buying this. 

I was thinking the same thing. We weren’t beaten by a stupid stick, Sharp. Up your game, bro.

[goofygirl]

18 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey had sex with Flappy.  Her high horse knocked her off, ran over her, and shit on her head. 

Dead. Died. Deadee. Deader than a doornail. 

Well hell.... We have to wait until next week for the Shawn/Sara/Destinie/Kelly throwdown/wedding.  OY!!

Y'all made me laugh my fool head off tonight! Thank you!  Otherwise, I'da been asleep an hour ago!  Have a great weekend frens!

Edited August 13, 2022 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

Tonight on WE:  The Worlds Most Boring Threesomes

[candall]

And there it is.  Marcelino snuck around, tried to cut out his wife and prove to himself he was the main attraction in the threesome.

Poor guy, he's all emasculated 'cuz he has to take care of his kids a few hours a day.