Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[candall]

It's The Love Theme of Puppy & Eric.

[Keywestclubkid]

awww he came back in those ripped jeans 

[Ladystardust]

Back to this epic love story (as the music would like us to believe)

[Gobi]

Plot twist - Puppy isn't pregnant, she's poignant.

[kacesq]

I honestly don’t give a damn about Puppy and this loser.

You know she looks pregnant. How did no one know?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eric is quickly calculating how much more drug product he’s going to have to move now that he’ll be a father.

[Empress1]

Okay, I feel bad for Puppy. This is a shitty situation she’s in.

[kacesq]

8 more minutes peeps! We can do it! Prop up those eyelids!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Eric in skintight, torn jeans. 

[Keywestclubkid]

this just came out of nowhere I mean we have sex yea but that's not how you make a baby right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Okay, I feel bad for Puppy. This is a shitty situation she’s put herself in.

FTFY

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder how old she told this one she is 

[Ladystardust]

GET YOUR DIRTY SHOES OFF THE BED! Gross.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

This music . . . Sharp is really piling it on.  

I was about to comment on the same thing!  Cue the sappy tearjerker music...

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Looks like BranFlake's trying to meet up with her old boyfriend while good old Chazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is gonna run up right on them!  That's gonna be the final scene for this week is my guess.

[candall]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I was about to comment on the same thing!  Cue the sappy tearjerker music...

Love Theme!  Love Theme!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Okay, I feel bad for Puppy. This is a shitty situation she’s in.

I'm finding this one difficult. I can usually hate watch these people but Puppy's pregnancy is just... sad...

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eric is quickly calculating how much more drug product he’s going to have to move now that he’ll be a father.

And even fully baked he could do it in his head faster than that Lawyer dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Branwin’s friend a Lady of the Pole?

[candall]

Oh.  The darker hair volcano is better.

[Elizzikra]

Wow. Branwin's other guys is... something...

What's his name? Yola? Eula? Lola?

[Keywestclubkid]

he dumped you and you went to jail ... things went south you say? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brannie found a more “wide awake” look for the talking heads.

[Gobi]

Has Branflake forgotten that she's married?

[SemiCharmedLife]

New poll:

Who is sleepier:

Branwin

LAL viewers tonight

[Empress1]

I wish a motherfucker WOULD “take off with another chick” and then call me.

[kacesq]

What a boring episode. 

[Keywestclubkid]

how dare he sneak around your back when you are doing the sneaking yourself 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

New poll:

Who is sleepier:

Branwin

LAL viewers tonight

Probably me, but Branwin gives the illusion that she's sleepier with her 10 pound tarantula eyelashes.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol oh no they are gonna try to make him the bad guy in this??? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Has Branflake forgotten that she's married?

I'm sure she's trying to forget she's married. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Angry Chazz . . . sad Chazz . . . both sport pouty fish face. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Really Chazz? Branflake has been honest with you? You are even dumber than I originally thought you were. (And I think you're pretty dumb).

[Keywestclubkid]

where the hell is this high horse she is on coming from she is seeking around behind his back 

[SemiCharmedLife]

This scene in the soda shop reminds me of the kids getting together at the Peach Pit for homework and malts...

[Empress1]

How are you going to give her the benefit of the doubt about being an escort when you found her recently updated profile on an escort site? She’s an escort!

Edited September 17, 2022 by Empress1

[Elizzikra]

That seemed like an abrupt ending this week... Anyway - goodnight all!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, my sweet peas, it was a long and winding road, but we made it in the end! Thanks for all the laughs. See you die hards on Sunday. MWAH! Have a fantastic weekend all! 

[Gobi]

Well, that was as sparkly as Branflake's personality. I say throw them all back in jail, even if they never were in jail.

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Well, I'm glad I was here with you all otherwise I don't think I'd be able to stay awake during this episode. See you next week, bunkies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that nap episode was refreshing! Have a fun weekend, everyone. Don’t forget to tail one of your loved ones. Enjoy the autumn-like weather and eat a caramel apple! Life is short. See some of you on Sunday. Nighty night.

Edited September 17, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

Well frens, we made it!!  I've laughed and laughed at these comments AND these nutty people!!

And now, I'm going  to tuck into that GIANT PIECE of chocolate cake that I've been saving!

Have a wonderful weekend!!

Edited September 17, 2022 by goofygirl

[SemiCharmedLife]

Have a great week, everyone!  Try to stay one step ahead of the law! 😉

Edited September 24, 2022 by SemiCharmedLife
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[PrincessPurrsALot]

And so ends a choppy, disjointed episode of Love After Lockup. So many great love stories - Britney and her bridesmaids' clutches, Boomhauer and his backward baseball cap, Britanzzzz and her histrionics, Eric and his torn jeans, Kevin and his wooly mammoth pelts.  These are love stories for the ages!  You didn't think I was talking about any of the couples, did you? 

Until next week, bunkies, stay away from the lawman!  You may have the possibility of doing 30 times 103 divide by the square root of an apple pie years if you get caught. 

[lamujerdecente]

I have arrived bunkies, sipping on mezcal on ice. But don't worry. I am still Klassy. I had chicken wings and fried rice as my pairing. 

My chicken wings have more self respect than Chazz right now. 

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!  I was On the Road last Friday, glad to be back in gen pop.

[OoogleEyes]

Finally it's Friday with my Bunkies! 

[Ladystardust]

Guys, I haven't been able to get it out of my head all week that Kevin told his girlfriend and date:  "I'll let you two get together like buttcheeks or sumthin'"

-Is this something people really say?

-WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT FIRST??

-WHY???

I'm sorry, it's just been randomly popping into my head all week and I need it to stop.
 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Pregaming with last week's episode: 

Daonte, who begged Nicole, on his knees, for just one bang, now says he's not going to "beg any chick". Dude. Ship. Sailed. We all saw you. 

It is very cool and autumn-y here. Some might say cold. I am appreciating all my warm cozy blankets and anticipating your clever quips! Hope you have all had a good week!

[Maybeitsme]

21 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

I have arrived bunkies, sipping on mezcal on ice. But don't worry. I am still Klassy. I had chicken wings and fried rice as my pairing. 

My chicken wings have more self respect than Chazz right now. 

I went with the Alfredo, it's a classic and of course the wings

Edited September 24, 2022 by Maybeitsme