Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Gobi]

Whew! Just finished converting my garage into a holding cell....um, I mean into another bedroom. Bring on the cons!

[Pepper Mostly]

@Floatingbison, glad to see you back among the snarking! We saved your seat!

So, peeps, are we ready for this? Everyone got their drug of choice? Let's do this! 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Gobi said:

Whew! Just finished converting my garage into a holding cell....um, I mean into another bedroom. Bring on the cons!

I KNOW you did a much better job than Chance 

[OoogleEyes]

Bunkinistas! It's my favorite day of the week. 

Shut up Brittany 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Before we start, I want to let you all know that if any of you snarkers need to be bailed out, I’ll drop everything, including a job interview, to take care of it. I’m a loyal friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right, @OoogleEyes, get an early start. Never to soon to start telling this feebs to put a sock in it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Show hasn’t even started yet and I’m already laughing. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany has really pretty hair and a lovely speaking voice. That's all I got. 

[Gobi]

"Yabba dabba do me!" - Kevin's mating call.

[candall]

Now that I have the time to parse this therapy session, it seems obvious that Marcelino's all bent out of joint because he wasn't the main attraction at the threesome.

[Pepper Mostly]

I just want to know if we're going to get treated to Kaveman Kevin tonight. Do you think he's discovered fire yet? 

Cake smashing in 3, 2....

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I just want to know if we're going to get treated to Kaveman Kevin tonight. Do you think he's discovered fire yet? 

Just the fire in his loins.

[Keywestclubkid]

Alright lets do this .... 

[Pepper Mostly]

I want to get a load of the label on that super fancy "champagne" they're pouring. I bet it costs almost $7 a bottle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

For a minute there I wasn’t receiving the signal and I panicked! Whew. Back in business. Maybe I need to get the Pussy WiFi looked at?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Just the fire in his loins.

DEAD. @Gobi, my friend, you never fail me!

"We're in love. I'm leaving her in the parking lot".

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve always thought of Eric as a fine, upstanding contributor to society.

[Keywestclubkid]

Puppy if she would fix her mess of a life is a pretty girl ... like pull your shit together find someone that isn't a mess be happy 

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Puppy. Time to get in her crate. 

[Empress1]

Friends, I am ON VACATION as of today! Between my crazy-ass work, the news cycle, and some health stuff, I am ready to RELAX.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I might need a super espresso to keep me awake if Brit and Marce have too much air time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, did you all see this? A friend of mine posted this on FB this past week. I SWEAR its Lindsay! 

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Just the fire in his loins.

Sounds like he needs an ointment or some antibiotics.

[kacesq]

Greetings my friends!! So excited for the show!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte has SCHMUCK tattooed on his forehead.

[kacesq]

Raise your hand if you believe Lindsay truly has the hots for Daonte.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, did you all see this? A friend of mine posted this on FB this past week. I SWEAR its Lindsay! 

It's all a big mistake, she borrowed her friend's vagina.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, did you all see this? A friend of mine posted this on FB this past week. I SWEAR its Lindsay! 

wait you mean you don't hide your meth in other peoples vaginas? 

[Empress1]

Hook, line and sinker. She SAID IT.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, did you all see this? A friend of mine posted this on FB this past week. I SWEAR its Lindsay! 

Sounds like a Lindsey story to be sure 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that little minx Lindsay! She's convinced that she has us all snowed. We see you, Lindz. We're not as dumb as Daonte. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Daonte always the MARK lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Daonte would be happy to help get your friend out of jail, Lindsey. He’s obsessed with humiliating himself. 

[kacesq]

Lindsay’s overselling it.

[Gobi]

Well, Daonte just finished.

[Keywestclubkid]

how do these people have such nice houses?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait you mean you don't hide your meth in other peoples vaginas? 

Hell no! I don't know where that vagina's been! Don't want my primo meth going just any old where.

[candall]

Is THIS the episode where Daonte finally gets laid??  We've been waiting two or three years for you to get it, dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte will do anything if he gets laid afterward.

[OoogleEyes]

Maybe Daonte will finally get laid

[Keywestclubkid]

look how huge that house is HOW THE FUCK is that his house? 

[Floatingbison]

Why is everyone's rap sheet always longer in person?

[Gobi]

"He just oozes sex appeal." I have no doubt that they both ooze something. Not sure it's sex appeal, though.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

how do these people have such nice houses?? 

Cost of living is probably low in small town MS.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Maybe Daonte will finally get laid

Hope springs eternal in the loins of Daonte. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Yabba dabba do me!" - Kevin's mating call.

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Just the fire in his loins.

Crabs, syphilis, or chlamydia? 

[kacesq]

Puppy’s TH look is tragic...the brows, the boobs, the fake lashes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Puppy. She needs to remove the shock collar that Eric has on her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"He just oozes sex appeal." I have no doubt that they both ooze something. Not sure it's sex appeal, though.

Right? Girl. Its probably a skin disease. He should see a doctor.

[Floatingbison]

I'm catching up after a loooong summer . . .is Doante he of the Magic Sex Doll?