Season 24 Live Feeds Discussion

[Lamb18]

Where we see what the house guests are really like!

[HurricaneVal]

May I take this moment to thank all the feedsters in advance for watching, summarizing, and posting here so we can all share in the outrage and boredom?  Not all heroes wear capes.

[30 Helens]

Any guesses as to what the Feeds Down theme will be this year? A flashing “vacancy” sign? Floating crucifixes, in honor of Julie? And can the opening night music match the epic quality of last year’s “Turn It Up”?  I’m breathless with anticipation.

[IndyMischa]

My birthday road trip vacation starts today, so I will be relying on all of you for my snark needs. Let the shitshow begin!! 

[Lamb18]

There's the "Ken doll". Is he delusional?

I wonder if Jasmine will talk about cows, like Jason (Whistlenut) and Ole.

[Katesus7]

So the feeds come on after the show appears on the west coast, right? So ridiculously late for us normal, Central time zone people?

[HighQueenEB]

13 minutes ago, Katesus7 said:

So the feeds come on after the show appears on the west coast, right? So ridiculously late for us normal, Central time zone people?

Yes, 9:30pm PT - I just checked the Paramount+ app.  

[PaperTree]

Wrong thread

Edited July 7, 2022 by PaperTree

[Brian Cronin]

I'm so freakin' pumped!

[choclatechip45]

17 minutes ago, Brian Cronin said:

I'm so freakin' pumped!

Same..until I realize the season will go to crap in 5 minutes. 

[choclatechip45]

Just now, Lucas Rowan said:

Hey, I made it all the way to F6 last season.  Then, Kyland completely lost his mind, betrayed Hannah and Tiffany, and essentially handed the game to Xavier in the process.  Then, it went down the shitter for me.  (And I liked Xavier, of course, but some opposition to him in the stretch would've been nice, and Kyland's complete stupidity threw it all away.)

Ha! Somehow I have made it to the end most seasons. I do love this time of year full of optimism. 

[Brian Cronin]

1 hour ago, Lucas Rowan said:

Hey, I made it all the way to F6 last season.  Then, Kyland completely lost his mind, betrayed Hannah and Tiffany, and essentially handed the game to Xavier in the process.  Then, it went down the shitter for me.  (And I liked Xavier, of course, but some opposition to him in the stretch would've been nice, and Kyland's complete stupidity threw it all away.)

But that gave us Kyland's "You don't want to compete against me, the tougher guy to beat? This does not compute" freakout!

[vb68]

We are live!

[Katesus7]

And there’s an announcement!! I’m so excited!

[Callaphera]

5 hours ago, HurricaneVal said:

Not all heroes wear capes.

What's the rule on pants? Asking for a friend.

[vb68]

They are announcing Have NOTS!

ETA: Joseph, Michael, Monte, and Kyle volunteered.

Even that was boring. I was hoping Daniel would get "Blood on his hands."

Edited July 7, 2022 by vb68

[HurricaneVal]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

What's the rule on pants? Asking for a friend.

Dude.  I've been working from home for the last two and a half years.  Pants are always optional so far as I'm concerned.  

[Katesus7]

Oh please. This have not room is basically a resort. The beds are pool floats. Can they just end this already?

[Callaphera]

I know I said this before the feeds and show started but cat-shirt Michael is seriously giving me BB15 Andy flashbacks.

Also fuck Kyle.

Wait, they don't have to enter the HN room down the slide?

WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT THEN.

[vb68]

"Monte don't bring your bed to the pool, bro."

It already feels like it might be a long season.

[Alice Mudgarden]

Just end Have Nots, ffs. So fucking pointless.

[Katesus7]

Y’all, there was a minute of all 16 people in the have not room talking to each other and it sounded like a flock of birds chattering. Everyone is talking SO fast and SO much. Can we evict about 7 of them? This week?

[Callaphera]

Someone wake me when people finally start breaking away from the main group to talk shit about people they barely know.

[vb68]

Daniel is trying to bro down with Monte and Joseph in the Storage room thanking them for volunteering to be Have Nots. Daniel even makes a point to taste the slop to show everything is good. (I guess)

I am surprised Joseph volunteered because I thought one of the very few things he was genuinely interested in was "eating.".

[Callaphera]

Kyle just made a series of faces upon tasting slop in front of everyone and HOLY SHIT, I HATE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY.

[Katesus7]

Yes, @Callaphera, let us bond over our immediate hatred of Kyle. He really is going to be the absolute worst.

[Callaphera]

They were all in the kitchen together when...

It's like slipping into your favourite jammies after a long day when the button intern fucks up for the first time in a season. Hi, button intern! Do better.

[vb68]

I need people to sneak away and strategize.

These random conversations all on top of each other is beyond tedious.

[Callaphera]

Ameerah was explaining to... someone whose name I don't know yet about how she does social media or some sort of writing "but like, for tech companies and stuff so I don't do that frou-frou stuff." "Like 'look at this fabulous faux fur!"

Alyssa, standing there with her: "Oh. I do that." Heh.

And now Alyssa's talking all about her super special poetry writing. OMG she's so deep and such an introvert but like an introvert that can be like an extrovert but like she would rather stay home and read and write poetry. Also she read this super awesome book? Called "Girl, Wash Your Face"? And now she's been added to my Seething Hate list.

[30 Helens]

Is Alyssa the one who’s being all Girl Power and is going to organize an all-woman alliance that will last exactly 12.5 minutes? Also, she told Mississippi Girl that she “cannot say no”. Too bad the Bro Dudes weren’t there to hear that.

[vb68]

Alyssa sounds super deep and interesting. 

[Katesus7]

Terrance already trying to feel his way. He was talking to Taylor, she did the whole “peace out” thing, and when she left he was just there, looking around, kind of lost. It’s always the hardest being the oldest.

[Callaphera]

So Alyssa? Is like totally shy? But super deep? But like totally shy? And like hasn't shut up? And like she's totally a Swiftie? And like all she talks about is influencing and social media? So I totally hope she gets into a showmance? With Kyle? So I can hate them at the same time like I did with last season's Alyssa and Christian?

[30 Helens]

Also, do you know that Mississippi Girl cannot handle sugar? That she had a sip of coke once and was, like, so wired?

I need to learn some names fast.

[Callaphera]

Daniel: "I'm a big fan of Hanson - you know, the band." WTF with this cast.

[HurricaneVal]

If Personal Chef and Corporate Flight Attendant ever get together to compare notes and dish on their rich clients, I'm afraid the feeds will get cut a lot.  Combine that with Elvis Impersonator and DJ Bus Driver who will probably break into song at the drop of a hat, there's even more reason for Button Boy to cut the feeds.

I promise I'll learn names.  Eventually.  Maybe.  Already some of the women are running together for me.  The only ones I can pick out are Belly Dancer Hypnotist,  Farm Girl Nail Person, Personal Chef and Miss Universe only because of their unique appearance.  Other than that?  I couldn't pick the rest out.

[vb68]

Daniel is going to town on all things Elvis to Brittany (I think) but then blanks on BB Rachel's name. Brittany reminds him, and he's all "Yeah, yeah. I'm such a big fan. I met her I think."

Now Daniel is expressing his undying love for Hanson. The MmmBop one and how sexy they are. I feel the need to puke.

[Callaphera]

FYI: my trick for names is to keep either Jokers Updates or r/BigBrother open in another tab because they both have handy dandy grids with the HGs pictures and names on every page. I give it three days until we can recognize them by the sound of their voice and how hard our eyes roll.

[30 Helens]

Yeah, last year it took me at least a week before I could tell Christian and Travis apart. I was just thinking I need a binder and flash cards..

4 minutes ago, HurricaneVal said:

Farm Girl Nail Person

Farm girls have nails? Poor cows.

[vb68]

Kyle is threatening to sing ALL summer.

[Alice Mudgarden]

I had an episode of Melrose Place to finish (Jo had to give her baby up for adoption, Peter tried to kill Amanda, and I think Sydney is about to join a cult without realizing it, you guys) and I turned on the feeds and it's way too may people talking at one time. Like, holy crap.

[Alice Mudgarden]

Who is the speed talking "like" monster who had a tinder date that thought she sounded like a bitch on the phone who will not. shut. up?

[30 Helens]

I think that’s Alyssa. No matter what screen I turn to, I hear her. 

[Callaphera]

Brittany is standing in the kitchen with her blue (denim?) button down skirt and black t-shirt, looking like the world's most lost kindergarten teacher. I'm waiting for her to gently remind the HGs that it's almost bed time and also does anyone need to go to the bathroom? Show of hands! (I guess a lost Duggar girl would also apply. JBrittany.)

3 minutes ago, Alice Mudgarden said:

Who is the speed talking "like" monster who had a tinder date that thought she sounded like a bitch on the phone who will not. shut. up?

That's like totally Alyssa? So have fun? Trying to ever unhear her? Because she never? Like shuts up.

[30 Helens]

Jasmine’s favorite movie is Ace Ventura…?

[Alice Mudgarden]

I was done with Alyssa in about 3.5 seconds.

Edited July 7, 2022 by Alice Mudgarden

[Callaphera]

The feeds have been on for an hour and 45 minutes (ish?) and I just heard my first reference to making a frozen pizza. Why. They even provided you with platters from the grocery store deli!

[choclatechip45]

12 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

The feeds have been on for an hour and 45 minutes (ish?) and I just heard my first reference to making a frozen pizza. Why. They even provided you with platters from the grocery store deli!

Just wait until the vegan nuggets make an appearance. 

[HighQueenEB]

34 minutes ago, vb68 said:

Kyle is threatening to sing ALL summer.

Whitest white boy ever is going to get on my very last nerve.  

[Callaphera]

Not!Ken and Not!Andy have broken off into the gym to be all fake nerd together before Poochie showed up so now they're being all fake extra with each other.

All I'm saying is that if there was suddenly an earthquake and a movie-style fault line cracked under that room and opened up so that they would drop down into the center of the Earth, never to be heard from again, I would be totally okay with that.