Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine seems to be a constantly stoned brain trust.

[candall]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Raydean is similar to the many other prisoners who promise the world and then don't deliver once they are free. 

Did you hear her explaining this to Rick?  "Just because I said something when I was locked up doesn't mean, as time gets closer to me getting out, that I won't change my mind."

This must be one of the perks listed in the Prisoner Handbook.

[Empress1]

I do feel bad for Antoine being in the hole for so long. He likely has some PTSD.

[Floatingbison]

"filthy..."  I used to hear that from clients a few years ago, but I don't think it's a word now.  Antoine seems to be caught in a time warp.

[OoogleEyes]

Did we ever decide what that forehead tattoo says? Lucky one? Huh.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

If Rick had any sense at all, he would be happy that Dad is taking on the responsibility of Raydean.  

Oh my sweet summer child. If Rick had any sense at all he wouldn't have gotten tangled up with a meth raddled inmate who really likes girls. 

[Doublemint]

They don't let you play golf in prison - you might beat the crap out of someone with a club.

[JenE4]

Antoine keeps saying he’s “filthy at golf” like the more he says it, somehow we’ll finally understand whether that’s good or bad.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Doublemint said:

They don't let you play golf in prison - you might beat the crap out of someone with a club.

That's why we weren't allowed to play tennis in gym class at my high school anymore.

[Floatingbison]

Okay, I have to say, ...this is kind of charming.  Good for them, making a fresh start.

[Keywestclubkid]

You do not need to bring a baby into this that fast … stop it 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

"filthy..."  I used to hear that from clients a few years ago, but I don't think it's a word now.  Antoine seems to be caught in a time warp.

Its hard to keep up with the hep new lingo when you're in solitary. 

[candall]

Oh baby.  Antoine has awoken a passion in us all.  Who doesn't love a troll in a big hat?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t even want to think about Caveman S and M.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you can see why Kevin is such a hit with the local ladies. He mumbles so smooth. 

[Ladystardust]

I am dying of secondhand embarrassment watching this neanderthal try and be suave.

[Gobi]

I guess that Kevin having a man cave would be redundant.

[Keywestclubkid]

What did you think she would be doing being PAROLED to your house? Idiot 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin never watched the You Tube video on how to block Your phone number.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, you can see why Kevin is such a hit with the local ladies. He mumbles so smooth. 

Well, it worked for that guy who played opposite Gaga in A Star Is Born....it was a mumblefest, I couldn't understand a word that guy said.

[Ladystardust]

WOMEN ARE GOING TO START CLIMBING THROUGH HIS WINDOW. I CAN'T.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Ladystardust
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[Empress1]

Kevin SUCKS

[Gobi]

Wow, he really domesticated those wolves!

[Doublemint]

She's delusional - wants "babies

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean he lives in a nice ass neighborhood tho no lie 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Well, it worked for that guy who played opposite Gaga in A Star Is Born....it was a mumblefest, I couldn't understand a word that guy said.

But he looked like Bradley Cooper. Kevin looks like … that.

[Ladystardust]

Is it his pants or does he have really short legs?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kevin has really short legs.  Yet another  Cro-Magnon characteristic. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Man he's fugly. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I guess that Kevin having a man cave would be redundant.

What, he doesn't have "Live, Laugh, Love" on the living room wall?

[Floatingbison]

Oh dude, BIG mistake

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if Kevin would be this two-timing if Tiffany had not iced him out when she was getting out of prison.  Probably...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wow, he really domesticated those wolves!

I am DYING over here!

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Is it his pants or does he have really short legs?

Yes.

[candall]

What he's saying is outrageous, but mainly I'm shocked that Kevin is able to recognize and grasp the meaning of "double standard."

[Keywestclubkid]

How the fuck does he have this attitude? He can’t be the most attractive man in this town like seriously 

[goofygirl]

Welp, old Kevin has some cute little dogs anyway!!  I think Tiffany getting nosey about who he's on the phone with is putting a crimp in CaveMan's style.  ME NO LIKE!

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kevin never watched the You Tube video on how to block Your phone number.

Maybe if someone did a cave drawing to explain it to him?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What, he doesn't have "Live, Laugh, Love" on the living room wall?

It’s tattooed on his groin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

How the fuck does he have this attitude? He can’t be the most attractive man in this town like seriously 

Kevin has a hard time being the most attractive man in the room when he's the only one there.

[JenE4]

Knock it off? I knocked Curtis’s block off your first day out. Somehow Kevin is going to make it Tiffany’s fault that all of his “exes” are still in the picture. Well, at least he walked the dogs with her—I thought it was an excuse to get her out of the house so he could call his other girlfriends.

[kacesq]

Tayler has the most annoying voice.

[Floatingbison]

Kevin, walking the domesticated wolves, keeping an eye out for wayward mastodons, continuing on his Quest For Fire.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance demands that TayLER change her cellphone number so Bobbie can’t keep calling her.

[Keywestclubkid]

He has this smirk … ugh I can’t 

[LEILANI2]

Chance probably realized she was helping with the rent.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Tayler has the most annoying voice.

And her laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

[Empress1]

Bobbie sounds like she has sense. And she’s standing her ground with Chance. I like her. 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Empress1

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Kevin, walking the domesticated wolves, keeping an eye out for wayward mastodons, continuing on his Quest For Fire.

And looking for Rae Dawn Chong.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance isolating his victim girlfriend ✔️

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nice zombie eye makeup on Tayler at the house.