Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

A fool and his money 

[kacesq]

So basically she’s marrying him so she can live in the state he lives in? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Quoting myself because I think I changed my mind. I might hate Chance more.

This season is quite a battle for the worst.   

[Floatingbison]

Is this Bridge of the Gods in Oregon/Washington?  

It looks super familiar.

[Gobi]

"I've spent around $10,000.00 on Branwin. I could have got a lot of hookers and coke for that, but, you know, life choices."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god. This whole scene is SURREAL. 

[WaltersHair]

No toilet wine tonight!

 

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, it's St Johns Bridge in Portland!!!!  I'm gonna be there in four months for a bike ride.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh hey there I wasn’t expecting you .. you want me to marry you? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I've spent around $10,000.00 on Branwin. I could have got a lot of hookers and coke for that, but, you know, life choices."

He's not that kind of boy. 

[kacesq]

Chazz is so creepy to me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Chazz a serial pop up wedding participant?

[LEILANI2]

Branwyn whatever you do, don't let him take out life insurance on you. 

[kacesq]

How did he get all the paperwork done if she’s been locked up?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Let me bring a big 2 balloon just in case you forgot you were locked away for 2 years lol what was the thought behind that 

Now I want that to be a requirement for release.  You must be greeted by some with a balloon or two that matches your number of years in. 

[Floatingbison]

Lucky Number 5 for Chazz.

[Empress1]

Is meth Branwin’s drug of choice? You can tell. Meth face sticks with you. She looks much harder than she did when she was younger, based on her mug shots.

[Ladystardust]

Well, at least they aren't in the back of a pickup truck. So...not the tackiest quickie wedding on this show.

[Keywestclubkid]

She flinched and pulled back from that kiss… yea that’s gonna last 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Oh shit, it's St Johns Bridge in Portland!!!!  I'm gonna be there in four months for a bike ride.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop and take a selfie at this spot.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh shit, it's St Johns Bridge in Portland!!!!  I'm gonna be there in four months for a bike ride.

You'll have wonderful memories to revisit when you cross it!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh shit, it's St Johns Bridge in Portland!!!!  I'm gonna be there in four months for a bike ride.

Do you have some vows you could renew while you're there?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t need to see Chazz thrusting his tongue down Branny’s throat. Thanks, Sharp.

[JenE4]

Kissing Chazz is weird. Just what you want to hear on your way to your drive-thru wedding with the parolee you just met. Another park bathroom “bridal suite.” No decorated pick-up truck? Branwynn put a black sweatsuit over her gray sweatsuit?!? I’m so confused! Why didn’t he bring her a dress along with the Uggs and lashes? Could have at least thrown on a leather fringe jacket.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop and take a selfie at this spot.

It legit looks like a really pretty location.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop and take a selfie at this spot.

Hell yes!

[Floatingbison]

Is this grounds for annulment?  Mrs. Floatingbison is excited about Mama June this season and she was talking at length about it the other day.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Chazz a serial pop up wedding participant?

He loves this officiant, he's done Chazz's last three weddings. 

[WaltersHair]

I don't think that was 'church tongue" (Wedding Singer ref)

[candall]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She flinched and pulled back from that kiss… yea that’s gonna last 

Ya think?  I thought she opened wide and dove right in.  Yeeks.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She flinched and pulled back from that kiss… yea that’s gonna last 

Muhammit was more excited to kiss Danielle on 90DayF than she was to kiss Chazz.

[JenE4]

9 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I've got my mysterious "2" balloon inflated and I'm ready to snark.

Branwynn was in prison for 2 years. I’m not sure why you’d want to commemorate it with a giant balloon reminding you how long you’ve been away. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison should do a series of photos at places that are familiar to us, but first he has to quit the day job.

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I don't think that was 'church tongue" (Wedding Singer ref)

And she flinched a d pulled back. Which, I don’t blame her, but that’s your husband, ma’am.

[Gobi]

Will we get the "film crew has to leave some can have sex" scene from Chazz and Branflake tonight?

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Will we get the "film crew has to leave some can have sex" scene from Chazz and Branflake tonight?

We better fucking not.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why would someone LEAVE prison and get a tattoo.  Are they free in prison?  Maybe cost a pack of cigs or a few packs of Ramen...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It feels like a dream because she didn't know cavemen were alive in this day and age. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Will we get the "film crew has to leave some can have sex" scene from Chazz and Branflake tonight?

Get your Bingo card ready!

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Floatingbison should do a series of photos at places that are familiar to us, but first he has to quit the day job.

Well, I can do a photo of Stateville sometime, but that couple was together for about 24 hours, so....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany gets tattooed as a way to self-harm. Interesting.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is this grounds for annulment?  Mrs. Floatingbison is excited about Mama June this season and she was talking at length about it the other day.

<clutching pearls>  Tell her your Love After Lockup crew is questioning her taste in reality television programming.  😝

[Empress1]

Wait this chick just popped up again after 10 years? 

[Gobi]

Getting a tattoo right out of prison. Priorities.

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I respect her determination to keep up the pretense she finds this effeminate man attractive.

It's that sexy bass player thing:

Paul McCartney John Entwistle, Bill Wyman, . . . . . . . . and Chazz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kurtis is such a romantic.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh joy, I get to see Curtis flattened again. It could be my favorite scene ever. 

[goofygirl]

So, every time Tiffany gets stressed out, she gets a tattoo??? Seriously??  There HAS to be a better way to deal with stress, doncha think?

[Keywestclubkid]

Kayla and this dude need to hook up 

[Empress1]

Ha! The tattoo artist is like “the fuck is wrong with you? You messy!”