Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Okay, that line around his head is on purpose?

I know.  I immediately thought SURGERY of some kind but that's just me.  It doesn't look like it's connected to the part in his hair.....  My guess.. Dr. Lee and some huge ass hideous cyst of some kind.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, Bunkies, it's been great!  I made my hubby a salmon dinner to distract him from commenting on my show.  However, now I feel so liberated and can watch my guilty pleasure with abandon!  See you next time!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another great snarkfest comes to a close.  I need to polish my chains and get a random, large gold balloon so we can all try to guess the significance of it. See you next week, bunkies! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E07: What Are You Hiding?

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Branwin marries Chazz on her release day; Tiffany catches Kevin red-handed; Tayler gets a call.

Original air date 2022.04.15 

Another day of release wedding.  Will this one be in the back of a pickup truck? 

Is Kevin red-handed from slaughtering a mastodon? 

Will Tayler understand how to answer a phone?  

The episode description leaves a lot to be desired.

[LEILANI2]

I want to see Tiffany and the crazy ex of Kevin's fight now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! I know I'm early but I wanted a good seat--I love weddings! 

[OoogleEyes]

Hiya Bunkies! I missed the live chat last week, and my life has been the worse for it.. Don't tell anybody, because it's my secret.

I'll be sitting next to PepperMostly tonight on The Sofa of Judgement.

[Pepper Mostly]

(patting sofa) you sit right down over here @OoogleEyes. I have snacks. And an abundant supply of moderately cheap rose. And marshmallows, if your teeth are dodgy. 

[Gobi]

I've got my Teriyaki chicken and waffles with a side order of shrimp ecdysiast, and I'm ready to snack and snark!

[Empress1]

Missed y’all last week!

[candall]

This poor girl.  All she did was take the man's money for several years and pretend she was interested in having a future with him and not mention she was involved with someone else the whole time.  Why is he being so mean?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just wanted to let you know that my diamond chest tattoo is healing nicely. I know were all concerned.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey Lil Shrimps!  I'm wearing my best sweatpants for the wedding tonight.  Hope they are serving chicken balls! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin’s false eyelashes are making up for lost time. I think she wins the longest lash contest. And that’s a tough thing to achieve.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hearing about how Chazz has swag.  I sense Branwin is in for disappointment. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Branwin lies like a fucking rug. She would jump Aaron's bones in a New York minute if he'd score her some meth. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

You know an upside down 2 is a 5-  maybe Branwin's ex is being snarky about Chazz's 5th wedding!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Branwin’s false eyelashes are making up for lost time. I think she wins the longest lash contest. And that’s a tough thing to achieve.

How some of these chicks manage to keep their eyes open is beyond me. It looks like those suckers should be weighing their lids down.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Branwin’s false eyelashes are making up for lost time. I think she wins the longest lash contest. And that’s a tough thing to achieve.

I beg to differ- do you remember Puppy?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Branwin’s false eyelashes are making up for lost time. I think she wins the longest lash contest. And that’s a tough thing to achieve.

I was wondering if she had eyeballs 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

You know an upside down 2 is a 5-  maybe Branwin's ex is being snarky about Chazz's 5th wedding!

LOL. Somehow I don't think big palooka Aaron has that fine a wit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin’s scrawny bird chest? Yikes.

[WaltersHair]

You guys, I had a serious meltdown yesterday becauese I thought it was Friday and couldn't get in the thread to post about the preview they put on the channel.

Sweet relief.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz seems like he should have been on “The Office.”

[Empress1]

I think I might hate Antoine the most. I find him really annoying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chazz: Branwin, the love of my life.

Pepper Mostly: This week.

[Doublemint]

I've been asking all my friends if they have a young son in lockup.  

Signed,

Lonely

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

You know an upside down 2 is a 5-  maybe Branwin's ex is being snarky about Chazz's 5th wedding!

I was today years old when I realized this

[Floatingbison]

I've got my mysterious "2" balloon inflated and I'm ready to snark.

[Empress1]

Oh boy. Tayler is back. Her story upsets me.

Holy shit, chance has only been out a week?!

[candall]

I think Chazz's life would have turned out much less weird if he were six inches taller.  If I had a fairy godmother wand, I'd wave it around for him.  But I don't, so I'm prescribing lifts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is so proud of winning a pissing contest against TayLER’s sister.

[Gobi]

I thought heroin addicts were thin?

[Pepper Mostly]

You can see that Chance is truly, deeply concerned. 

[Ladystardust]

I'm here! Miss ya'll last week. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Deep thoughts by Chance Handy. 
Shut up Chance!

[Floatingbison]

Sad....after a while heroin stops being a drug of "choice" and becomes a drug of necessity.

[Keywestclubkid]

Chance is creepy as fuck 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I think I might hate Antoine the most. I find him really annoying.

Quoting myself because I think I changed my mind. I might hate Chance more.

[LEILANI2]

Chance creeps me out, he's so menancing in his delivery.

[Ladystardust]

Why is this conversation happening in FRONT of these kids??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, getting rid of Bobbie didn’t take long. We called it on Day One.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Chazz: Branwin, the love of my life.

Pepper Mostly: This week.

I automatically put in fifth, as in Branwin is the fifth love of his life. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Oh boy. Tayler is back. Her story upsets me.

Holy shit, chance has only been out a week?!

He can wreak a whole lotta havoc in a week.  Tayler, wake up, sweetie!

[candall]

Closed captioning just had

"Dog:  I love you"

[Floatingbison]

LOL!!! They had subtitles for the dog!!!!!!!  Well done, WE editors!!!!!

[kacesq]

Hola bunnies! So these two are getting married and she didn’t want to kiss him. Awesome start. Awesome.

[Keywestclubkid]

Let me bring a big 2 balloon just in case you forgot you were locked away for 2 years lol what was the thought behind that 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Newly released inmate doesn't want to even kiss her soul mate, because it's "weird" or she's "anxious". Sure.

[LEILANI2]

I respect her determination to keep up the pretense she finds this effeminate man attractive.