Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

"We really need to reconnect so we're going to a cemetery to have hot monkey sex."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess they’ll use the front seat because the baby seat is in the back.

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER's laugh is the sound track of my nightmares. 

[Ladystardust]

Covering my ears now. Let me know when it's safe.

[Nuccganggang]

chance and taylor should drive down to raydean’s parents house and ask if they can fuck there. i hear daddy raydean likes to watch

[WaltersHair]

Donating the eye bleach for the poor fools who might catch them.

[Empress1]

THIS SCENE IS TOO LONG

[Nuccganggang]

“i’m done kissing. pull my weiner out babe”

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"We really need to reconnect so we're going to a cemetery to have hot monkey sex."

It's a step up from the cornfield.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ded ☠️☠️☠️

Why does Daily Harvest think that LAL Bunkies are their target audience?

Seriously!  Not one Ramen based meal in their menu!!

[WaltersHair]

And...the soft porn music is CLASSIC

[Doublemint]

I hope they get caught - what happened to waiting for the kids to go to sleep?

[goofygirl]

Greeaaaattt.  Let's see Chance get real with the sister!  Aw hell to the naw.... TayLER and Chance are off to screw in the car in the road in front of Grandma's house.  HOW SWEET.

TayLER, sister; you suuuuuck it big dawg.  AND you are stoopid to boot!  We are totally concerned about your little girls.

[Floatingbison]

If this crypt's rockin, don't come a knocking.

[Gobi]

Le petite mort in a cemetery. Appropriate, I guess.

[Pepper Mostly]

If this woman is 38 I am a kangaroo. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We really need to reconnect so we're going to a cemetery to have hot monkey sex."

......said 16 year old me

[Ladystardust]

Whenever I see these people I wonder if I actually look that old. I'm 36 and some of these reality people that in their late 30s scare me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great love story? If anyone didn’t question Lacey’s decisions prior to this.....

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If this woman is 38 I am a kangaroo. 

This chick isn't 9 years younger than me unless she is listing her age in Puppy years.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If this woman is 38 I am a kangaroo. 

BOING!

38?? In what?? Dog years??

Edited April 2, 2022 by goofygirl

[Nuccganggang]

those aren’t hives, lacey, those are bed big bites

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey, your worrying is just about to begin, in 3......2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she should step away from the heavy eye liner. Girl. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine is quite the looker. I can see how Lacey fell for him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

"He's ten years younger than me, and he's a felon"

SWOON

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

TayLER's laugh is the sound track of my nightmares. 

She laughs like a dolphin on helium.

[OoogleEyes]

Blondie is 38? I wasn't paying attention. 

[Ladystardust]

Caveman brawl part 2?? Hell yes.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"He's ten years younger than me, and he's a felon"

SWOON

He's a dreamboat.  Definitely marriage material.

[Gobi]

"Side effects of botox include looking like Darcy and Stacey. If you begin to look like Darcy or Stacy, contact a physician immediately."

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Caveman brawl part 2?? Hell yes.

I'm soooo in!

[lamujerdecente]

Botox commercial - Shade to lacey

[hookedontv]

Cute cat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kitteh!!!!!!!

[Nuccganggang]

this fucking guy just said he showers with his cat 🥴 

[Ladystardust]

ANOTHER CAT!!! Oh my. She looks like my mom's cat. I love her!!

[OoogleEyes]

You sweet man...find a boyfriend. Please 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz is like a lamb going to slaughter. It’s not even close to being fair.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Cute cat

The pets are always better than the people on this show.

[Empress1]

I don’t like cats (don’t @ me). It’s a turnoff for me when a man has one/some. 5’5” isn’t my jam either (I’m 5’8”, I love tall men), so this is not my guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Caveman brawl part 2?? Hell yes.

Pass the popcorn. The cave men are rapidly becoming my favorites. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Side effects of botox include looking like Darcy and Stacey. If you begin to look like Darcy or Stacy, contact a physician immediately."

And a therapist. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

The pets are always better than the people on this show.

On pretty much every reality show.

[Doublemint]

Does he dress up the cats?   I like this guy, he's an ex marine, and seems like a decent guy.  He's in for it!

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, Nuccganggang said:

“i’m done kissing. pull my weiner out babe”

He's a smoooth talker.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I don’t like cats (don’t @ me). It’s a turnoff for me when a man has one/some. 5’5” isn’t my jam either (I’m 5’8”, I love tall men), so this is not my guy.

I don't like dogs*...and people seem to be REALLY offended by that so no judgement (although I love cats).

*I was bitten by a friend's dog in college. They terrify me.

Edited April 2, 2022 by Ladystardust
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[OoogleEyes]

Vuity! I saw an episode of The Wire that involved that!

[Empress1]

Wait! Harry has a kid?!

[lamujerdecente]

3 minutes ago, Nuccganggang said:

this fucking guy just said he showers with his cat 🥴 

That poor cat. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Super hero camp!  If only!!