Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

I’m so mad at this dude. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah, aren’t you glad you waited 13 years for this?

[Keywestclubkid]

How long has this man been in jail? Where is this attitude and entitlement coming from?

[Pepper Mostly]

Martel is baked. 

And he is trying in his own, baked way, to run Kayla off. He'll just rustle up one of his other "females" 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The only good thing about these prisoners showing their asses is that maybe, just maybe, their partner might wise up and find someone who will treat them right.

[Ladystardust]

Now raise your hand if you think Kaylah will wake up and leave this guy immediately. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean now would be the perfect time to say you had sex with another dude and lied to him 

[Maybeitsme]

Do we think Martell did this so he could leave?

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How long has this man been in jail? Where is this attitude and entitlement coming from?

I cannot imagine living in a literal PRISON CELL for THIRTEEN YEARS and then nitpicking about the FREE APARTMENT you get to live in. That is INSANE.

[LEILANI2]

She made him a priority and gave him 13 years of her life and all along she was just an option for him. He has family and other women to house him it appears.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Now raise your hand if you think Kaylah will wake up and leave this guy immediately. 

That’s cute.

[Ladystardust]

They're going to show us the first 3 seconds of this flight and make us wait until next week for the rest, aren't they?

[Gobi]

I'm having real trouble figuring out which caveman is which.

Edited March 26, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Now raise your hand if you think Kaylah will wake up and leave this guy immediately. 

Aw, you're adorable. 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Do we think Martell did this so he could leave?

He's got  other 'females' to meet up with.

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'm having real trouble figuring which caveman is which.

I don’t know the other one’s name. Kevin and …

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

She made him a priority and gave him 13 years of her life and all along she was just an option for him. He has family and other women to house him it appears.

 

She had sex with other men… she has no real leg to stand on but yes he is an asshole 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'm having real trouble figuring which caveman is which.

Same. 

Twist--they're brothers! Wouldn't that be a stitch?

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'm having real trouble figuring which caveman is which.

She has a type 

[WaltersHair]

They just need plaid flannel shirts and a blue ox by their side and it the Battle of the Bunyans!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

They're going to show us the first 3 seconds of this flight and make us wait until next week for the rest, aren't they?

You wrote it, didn't you? Fess up. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm having real trouble figuring which caveman is which.

Elf guy is wearing green.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You wrote it, didn't you? Fess up. 

Shhhh.

[LEILANI2]

Is Kevin wearing Gino's hat?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next up: Clash of the Titans Neanderthals

Edited March 26, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[candall]

I was in the kitchen preparing an Irish coffee and I overheard a woman making sense.  But on my way back to the couch I heard, "I still love him, though."

Oh.  Okay then.  I thought I'd missed an important LAL plot twist.

[LEILANI2]

Omg this is great, she's just walking right past him.

[Empress1]

She just rolled right past Kevin. HA!

[Keywestclubkid]

She just walked on by … hahahaha 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kevin and Curtis know each other, they've been on mammoth hunts together. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next up: Clash of the Titans Neanderthal

Quest for Fiery Prison Poon.

[Empress1]

How does she have so much stuff?

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean he’s basically turning into the crazy blonde chick that he still has sex with on Sundays ..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Humiliation is Cave Man’s middle name.

[LEILANI2]

How's he looking like a loser when you're showing up to pick up an ex con who already has a ride.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

16 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And the dumbass pulled over on the WRONG side of the road to boot.  Morons,  both of them.  They need to be on bicycles.

I wouldn't trust them with a little red wagon. 

[candall]

Lacy little lockets lose some of their feminine impact when you have to wear them dangling down on top of your BIG PRISON CHEST TATTOO DIAMOND.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Elvin, you’re the big winner. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

So she wants Curtis to "be there" for her. She doesn't want to have sex with anyone and figures she can feed him a line and not have to bang him. 

[kacesq]

What kind of car is Kevin driving? It looks nice.

[Empress1]

“You’re tiny.” DEAD.

[LEILANI2]

omg he did knock him out.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why is he fighting this dude? She don’t want you … what the hell 

[Ladystardust]

They're fighting over who is smaller. I'm dying.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ohhhh Snap … and he went DOWN 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, I just laughed out loud when Caveman Curtis went down like a ton of bricks. BOOM. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Edited March 26, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Okay, Kevin is small but I guess he can fight!

[WaltersHair]

Oh he got knocked OUT.

[Gobi]

All right, I'm done with you muthafukin' hoes!

Till next time, anyway.

[goofygirl]

Did Kevin really just give the other one ONE PUNCH TO THE JAW and he fell down on the ground??