S26.E08: Week 8

[SallyAlbright]

55 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Susie is really nice. I hope she "loses".

The producers have to be rooting for her to "lose," that girl was MADE to be Bachelorette. She has the perfect Disney princess hair and smile and bubbly personality. Hell, she even worked at Disneyland and dressed up as princesses a few years ago! Plus, she actually seems nice and fun. She's like their dream hybrid of Jojo/Becca/Hannah/etc. 

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Clayton seems the same with all of them. The elimination is probably going to be whatever the producers tell him. This season just seems to be going through the motions but at least we got to see Roland. 

Or who he least wants to spend time with in the fantasy suites.  I’m sure he’s disappointed he didn’t get there with Shanae. 

Rachel should have gotten her roots done. 

Edited March 1, 2022 by DEL901

[Amy Beth]

Has Rachel always sounded so hoarse?

[JenE4]

A Reverse Bachelor Handshake for the first time In Bachelor History! This season’s contestants are pulling out all the stops!

[Jax7917]

24 minutes ago, nlkm9 said:

Ok do you think these women are told to do that nauseating bachelor handshake?

I originally didn’t think so but how could it be that every single contestant ever on the show felt the need to do that ? They have to be told to do that . 

[tennisgurl]

All I can think when they’re making out is how many mosquitoes are feasting on them right now. 

[dizzyd]

Now if the gator makes it a 3 some, that will be the most dramatic season ever. 

[DEL901]

And we have a clear leader….

[Lamb18]

Clayton has borderline moobs.

Watch a big gator come along while they're in the stream!

[JenE4]

I’m sorry. They are making out in trees with wild tarantulas and jumping into gator infested water? This is worse than falling 8 stories in a harness.

Does this woman have s chronic case of laryngitis or has she just taken vocal fry to an all new level that she’s destroyed her vocal chords?

[DEL901]

13 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Clayton has borderline moobs.

Watch a big gator come along while they're in the stream!

This is why he’s been hiding his body under those sweaters.  He’s a big guy, but having an office job and clearly not being obsessed with working out (which is a good thing imo) he’s putting on weight.  

Edited March 1, 2022 by DEL901

[tennisgurl]

And then they were eaten by gators, the end!

[SallyAlbright]

6 minutes ago, Jax7917 said:

I originally didn’t think so but how could it be that every single contestant ever on the show felt the need to do that ? They have to be told to do that . 

A couple of past contestants have confirmed that producers tell them to do it. They keep them several yards apart and then tell the girls to run and jump into his arms. It's super weird, I've never understood why they do it. 

[EllenB]

In spite of the big house, I'm getting tacky vibes from most of this family.

[Lamb18]

I'm waiting for Rachel's mom to take a swig out of the wine bottle. 

[EllenB]

What's with the possessive creepy fathers? Ewww.

[Lamb18]

And I'm waiting for Tony the Tiger to eat Clayton up. (Or beat him up)

[Amy Beth]

Just now, EllenB said:

What's with the possessive creepy fathers? Ewww.

It’s a trope. I’m sure he’s been coached.

[JenE4]

“Do you want me to beat him up?” Sir, you are about 35 years too old to consider that a reasonable reaction to any form of conflict.

[dizzyd]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

And I'm waiting for Tony the Tiger to eat Clayton up. (Or beat him up)

Since the gator failed, Tony better give us something to redeem this crap season. 

[tennisgurl]

Oh boy, I think mom might have pre-gamed just a teeny bit. 

[DEL901]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Since the gator failed, Tony better give us something to redeem this crap season. 

I’m waiting for next week’s WTA.   Wonder if Clayton’s apology tour continues?

[EllenB]

Oh goody, a bully daddy and a tipsy ditzy mother. RUN!

[Lamb18]

Changed my mind about the post. 

Edited March 1, 2022 by Lamb18

[Amy Beth]

Now we know why Rachel liked to whisper. Her voice would drive me insane.

[DEL901]

What do you know about my daughter?

She wants to be a pilot.  She’s passionate about being a pilot.  She likes piloting, lol.  He literally knows only one fact about her.  

[Lamb18]

Tony let me down! He's being nice!!!

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Oh boy, I think mom might have pre-gamed just a teeny bit. 

When they were “having a cheers” at the beginning of the meeting, Clayton and Rachel had these huge-ass goblets of wine, and everyone else had just a drip left in their glasses, so…yeah.

[nlkm9]

3 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Oh boy, I think mom might have pre-gamed just a teeny bit. 

Now i know where Rachel gets her mannerisms- yikes! And the father was not anywhere near as rough as i expected, i actually liked him and he was far nicer than many hometown folks-  and hubba hubba roland

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[tennisgurl]

Stop whispering damn it this isn’t a library! Speak up!

[dizzyd]

4 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Oh goody, a bully daddy and a tipsy ditzy mother. RUN!

And therefore he’ll pick her. 

[EllenB]

Yuck, he looked like he was blowing up a balloon when he kissed her. Whose cheeks puff out when they kiss? Gross.

[DEL901]

So Clayton is disappointed he’ll have to let 3 go eventually?   What show did he think he was on, The Bachelor: Sister Wives edition?

[Lamb18]

So, who had the weirdest family?

[Kiss my mutt]

I can’t imagine being able to communicate with air traffic control or instruct others with that voice.  Sounds like an accident waiting to happen. 

[JenLily]

It took me until tonight but I finally figured out who Gabby’s voice reminded me of. A combination of her:
 

And the nurse in this scene:

 

[Jax7917]

I’m usually rough on these people but why so many comments about Rachel’s voice ? She has laryngitis lol that’s not her natural voice . You should hear me when I’m losing my voice . Tough crowd ! Lol 

Like I said I’m generally rough on people and Gabbys voice is no exception . Why does she talk like that ? 

Edited March 1, 2022 by Jax7917

[EllenB]

"All of them were really vulnulnubble."

[Lamb18]

And which woman will be released from Bachelor State Penitentiary?

Also? Is it raining or are the sprinklers on?

[tennisgurl]

The elimination after home towns is always the worst, no one wants to be dumped right after you’ve introduced them to your family, even on silly reality shows. 

[Ladybugnine]

I don't like Gabby's dress.

[dizzyd]

Did Gabby underestimate the size of her boobs when she picked that dress? I actually felt sympathy pain for her boobs.

Edited March 1, 2022 by dizzyd

[SallyAlbright]

Man, some great genes in Serene's family! She's stunning, her brother is very handsome, and her Mom has such a sweet, pretty smile. 

[Lamb18]

The bodice on Gabby's dress is a little too small.

[SallyAlbright]

Honestly, I think all four of these women are pretty and seem nice. I can't always say that about all four! 

[dizzyd]

Serene looks stunning. Good genes in that family. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Typical 

[tennisgurl]

Serene has a noticeable pretty family, those are some foxy genes! Hot brothers for the win tonight! 

[SoMuchTV]

3 minutes ago, Ladybugnine said:

I don't like Gabby's dress.

 

3 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Did Gabby underestimate the size of her boobs when she picked that dress?

 

2 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

The bodice on Gabby's dress is a little too small.

I’m glad it’s not just me. I’m barely watching but my first thought was, I don’t think that dress is supposed to fit like that. 

[phlebas]

SERENE WINS!