Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

oh he just did meth ... no big 

[Auntie Anxiety]

As Chris photoshopped into that picture?

[Pepper Mostly]

This must be some definition of "living the dream" of which I was previously unaware. 

[Eldemarge]

"If I could map out my dream man... (it would be a guy who gives me all his money and keeps going to jail so I can be left in peace to spend it all and live my Influence Dream Life).   

Okay, girl, I see you!  

[Empress1]

“Jardashians.” NOPE.

Seven times in prison?! Girl, shut up.

[kacesq]

I already intensely dislike Jade and all her fame whore friends.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh hell no we are not Sheldon Coopering this man into this party 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh he just did meth ... no big dill

FTFY

[Eldemarge]

When people are at parties, they aren't answering phones, CHRIS.  Shove it.

[Ladystardust]

Eww is that her dad she's showing her ass tattoo off to?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Eww is that her dad she's showing her ass tattoo off to?

you know just like those Kardashians ... 

[Gobi]

Who invited Frank Zappa to the party?

[Empress1]

Johanna the third sister looks to be a good 10-15 years older than the other two.

[OoogleEyes]

Great, he's already a control freak from PRISON. They deserve each other 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you are in a house he bought driving a car he bought eating food he bought and you tell him to stop calling so much?? OH HEEEEEL NO

[Auntie Anxiety]

That phone! Is this the Barbie movie I’m watching?

I jut got a gold crown for a molar this past Tuesday. Yes, I TOO have gold teeth.

[Ladystardust]

WHAT is that phone case? 

[Eldemarge]

Gold teeth are... what's the opposite of a panty-dropper? 

[Empress1]

What’s Keith locked up for?

[WaltersHair]

Woo hoo. I 'm late because I fell asleep watching the previous episodes.

Too many look alike women

 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

but then I started looking for men in prison and the selection was so much better ... GOd shes dumb 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I already intensely dislike Jade and all her fame whore friends.

I love how she takes her call in a roomful of people and picks a fight with her inmate beau so everyone can enjoy it. That girl really knows how to throw a party!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh good, another woman with kids who will inevitably need therapy.

[kacesq]

Someday I hope to have the delusional level of self regard most of the women on these shows have…

[OoogleEyes]

Gold teeth are panty droppers? Who knew?

[Empress1]

“I should have worn pantries.” GIRL SHUT UP

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

What’s Keith locked up for?

Sounded like thug distribution so I’m assuming he meant drug distribution.

what kind of business does this woman own?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Gold teeth are... what's the opposite of a panty-dropper? 

Dry as noon in the Sahara?

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you run a tax business wear some god damn panties to work 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They do taxes? That can’t be right.

[Ladystardust]

I was trying to figure out what her job was when I saw her in that outfit...tax accountant was not on my list. Oh my.

[OoogleEyes]

LOUIE!

[WaltersHair]

Her clients will give an inmate their financials. No no no

[Keywestclubkid]

Lakeland Louie is back YESSSSSS

[Ladystardust]

Well, we moved up from the prison guard dating an inmate to police officer dating an inmate. This should be good.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Well, we moved up from the prison guard dating an inmate to police officer dating an inmate. This should be good.

hopefully she won't be caught with meth 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only fifteen minutes in and I am laughing my ass off. You guys rock.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Girlfriend isn't wearing panties, but she could use some shapewear with that dress.  It would look way better.

If she is opposed to wearing simple panties, there is NO WAY she would go for shapewear.  They're even more confining and uncomfortable.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I was trying to figure out what her job was when I saw her in that outfit...tax accountant was not on my list. Oh my.

Between the tattooed tax accountant and Tai, the crazy mortician, clearly the definition of "professional" is evolving.

[Gobi]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop wearing panties!"

[Eldemarge]

The PII this inmate will have access to while in PRISON is setting this up for fun adventures (and lawsuits, indictments, bankruptcy... pick your poison)!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

hopefully she won't be caught with meth 

Oh, she will be. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she will be. 

fingers crossed :) 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Between the tattooed tax accountant and Tai, the crazy mortician, clearly the definition of "professional" is evolving.

Tattoos are pretty mainstream, at least among people I know.

This green wig is KILLING ME.

[Eldemarge]

It's kind of wild that we live in a world that would require an eyelash vending machine.

[Gobi]

Raneka is a hard looking 34. I would have guessed 44, at least.

[OoogleEyes]

"Entrepreneur" and "Rapper"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance jumps into the eyelash vending machine game.

[kacesq]

Did she say she makes $20k from the vending machines and that’s a good living???

I love how every scrounger is an ontrayponoor….

[WaltersHair]

Oh no. Lady hulk wig. I am DEAD