Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What is a COVID-induced marriage?

Maybe he needed her health insurance?? Long-haul brain fog impacted her judgment? The inability to leave home and meet anyone better? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea’s father just came of the set of Gunsmoke.

[candall]

Uh oh, Chelsea's dad.  Non-fluent in ASL.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, Mike's in the hospital. And I'm a turkey.

[goofygirl]

This reading of the show is REALLY annoying!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The sunglasses in the house? Bad hangover is my guess.

[lamujerdecente]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Smoke wants her to be part of his MLM downline. 

DECEASED. Sending u my cyst and decease letter from the after life. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Hi, yes this it totally Mike's friend. He's in the hospital and by the way he needs some $$$ for medicine and bandages and bedpans. Can you put some money on his books?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

So he’s not in the hospital? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

[OoogleEyes]

Um...question. 

I understand why some people get their tongues pierced, but do you keep the stud in all the time? Doesn't food get caught in it?

Yuck 

[Keywestclubkid]

they just tell you who else is calling for these people like that?? really? 

[Pepper Mostly]

And someone who answers the phone at the jailhouse is gossiping about the inmates? Pull the other one, Matt Sharp. Jesus. 

[LEILANI2]

I don't think there's anyone I like this season.  They're all sociopaths, and I'm not talking about the inmates.

[Pepper Mostly]

@Keywestclubkid, we've done it again! 

[JenE4]

I really don’t think the person answering the prison phone is supposed to give out all kinds of info like that! He seemed pretty gossipy. Gurl, let me tell you… 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai is batshit crazy, the end. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

@Keywestclubkid, we've done it again! 

we are prison soul mates 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I told Jessica that her eyebrows were too high. She looked surprised.

Ded ded ded ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[kacesq]

Oh no…Tai and Hottie’s relationship tainted by dishonesty!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hottie’s explanation for getting two rings? It was BOGO.

[goofygirl]

WHY are they meeting in a cemetary??  That's the weirdest meeting spot yet!  Was Tai gonna kick her into an already dug hole??

[TooMuchRealityTV]

What is with Tai and dead people. She works in a funeral home and meets people in cemeteries. Do they not have coffee shops in Buffalo.

[Keywestclubkid]

didn't she take her the ring?? 

[LEILANI2]

The eyelashes on this show is starting to get ridiculous.

[Pepper Mostly]

Have the members of the Polito family been informed that the grave of their loved one is the backdrop for this tacky exchange? 

[Keywestclubkid]

she will swing on you in that cemetery she don't care girl you better be careful 

[kacesq]

Tai needs to give up that ponytail.

[candall]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I really don’t think the person answering the prison phone is supposed to give out all kinds of info like that! He seemed pretty gossipy. Gurl, let me tell you… 

But it's okay because Chelsea's dad only knows that one universal sign of moving his finger away from his chest.  It stands for [everything].

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh no…Tai and Hottie’s relationship tainted by dishonesty!

I don’t know why Tai doesn’t call her other man and get the hell on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to hire a manager. I mean, why not? 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Tai needs to give up that ponytail.

It’s destroying her hairline.

[OoogleEyes]

Being the middle ring-bearer is tough. 

[LEILANI2]

Tai looks ready to boil a bunny.

[Keywestclubkid]

I gave the ring back I would never do that to her? GIRL roll the tape 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh no…Tai and Hottie’s relationship tainted by dishonesty!

Well I for one am shocked. I'm crushing my pearls to powder right now. 

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

The eyelashes on this show is starting to get ridiculous.

Starting??

[WaltersHair]

You know, if Michael Myers popped up with his sister's tombstone in hand, I would not be surprised

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chelsea’s father just came of the set of Gunsmoke.

I was thinking DEADWOOD since he already had the t-shirt 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need to hire a manager. I mean, why not? 

Why not indeed. Why, my manager is great, tells everyone that I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000. Really slows those tiresome phone calls to a trickle. 

[JenE4]

Ma’am. This is on video that you also had a ring for Boston!  “I wouldn’t do this to Tai.” You literally showed the ring to the camera and said you were going to give the other one to Boston. Granted, maybe she didn’t want Tai to put her in a grave on the spot, but this woman is too good of a liar. Even if somehow Hottie changed his mind, you had no qualms about also delivering a ring to Boston. Anyway, this woman is literally just the ring bearer. I don’t know why I’m even caring about her part while Hottie had another whole finance and Tai has about a dozen other boyfriends.

[kacesq]

On behalf of NJ…sorry for Melissa.

[Gobi]

"He was popular in high school. And now he's the Big Con on Campus!"

[goofygirl]

Melissa hon; you are 39 freaking years old!!! WHUT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????

[Keywestclubkid]

this isn't the movies ... this isn't Hs .... he isn't "cool" ..... Good God this woman is bonkers and stuck in the past 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

The eyelashes on this show is starting to get ridiculous.

Starting?

[LEILANI2]

Do we know if Melissa has children? 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I don’t know why Tai doesn’t call her other man and get the hell on.

"Other" man?  Why, there might be someone up on the board she's forgotten altogether.  When we first met her, wasn't she operating with a flow chart on a whiteboard?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"He was popular in high school. And now he's the Big Con on Campus!"

He's king of the yard!  All of the other cons high five him when he walks down the cell block!

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa is pathetic. I'm just all a-cringe here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa, what happened at age 16 that keeps you fixated there? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

On behalf of NJ…sorry for Melissa.

I have been in NJ most of my life, I don't have any more sorrys left.