Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

This seems so noisy!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look! The successful rappers are in the studio, laying down some tasty beats! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those false eyelashes are in the running for longest pair yet.

[candall]

Eyelashes!  How retro.

[Floatingbison]

I have to say, I really   like the Jersey accent.  She isn't technically a Jersey Girl, but I could REALLY REALLY go for her:

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Wait, someone long, long ago--first season?--had her inmate man's name tattooed all over her body.  In different languages?

Heather! She served up a heaping helping of crazy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she is SHOCKED ... how dare he two time her ...

[goofygirl]

Tai's friend has those SPIDEY eyelashes!!  Uh oh...  She found out about Boston!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those false eyelashes are in the running for longest pair yet.

Those things are next level. Does she need to do eyelifts to have the strength to keep her eyes open with those lashes?

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you are making yourself look like a fool not this man

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai, you don't need anyone to make you look like a fool. You're doing fine all by yourself. 

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

that's the only tattoo I've ever seen with footnotes.

And a bibliography 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Tai, you don't need anyone to make you look like a fool. You're doing fine all by yourself. 

are we back in sync? even lock down couldn't kill our mental bond 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

And a bibliography 

And a table of contents, acknowledgments page, and a foreword by the author.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather! She served up a heaping helping of crazy. 

Get OUT!  <Elaine Benes shove>

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Hopefully, the sisters will take control of her and her finances, put her in the nut house and call it a day.

Seriously.  She needs help.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Wait, someone long, long ago--first season?--had her inmate man's name tattooed all over her body.  In different languages?

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather! She served up a heaping helping of crazy. 

Heather and Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, . . . . You know some of those tattoos in other languages did not say Dylan.  They likely said this woman is cray. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

are we back in sync? even lock down couldn't kill our mental bond 

We think as one, @Keywestclubkid! 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"She has made some poor choices, such as covering herself in tattoos. Oh, wait."

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Is there ANYONE on this show who *doesn't* have tattoos?

Me and DH were just saying how literally EVERYONE on this show has lots of tattoos. LOL 

I mean face, neck, arm, chest, back etc...like everyone 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This poor Jersey Girl has it bad for the washed up high school ex bad boy.

Tom Waits has seen this all before:

I love Tom Waits. "The piano has been drinking, not me"

[Keywestclubkid]

entery ?? girl you need to get her out of that homeschool 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she is SHOCKED ... how dare he two time her ...

when she is five-timing him!  What a "doggie dog". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica is the oldest looking 44yo Ive seen in a while. The epitome of rode hard and put away wet.

OMG, I’m dying for a fried onion ring now!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

entery ?? girl you need to get her out of that homeschool 

If her mom is home-schooling her, she's lucky she can put two words together. 

[LEILANI2]

This lady obviously has never seen this show, most of them return.. recidivism is  a thing.

[Keywestclubkid]

god those eyebrow arches  are to severe I need her to calm down at least a little 

[goofygirl]

JUST SAY NO, BAILEY!!!!  Don't do it, sister!!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesica’s daughter needs to run away and save herself.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jessica is the oldest looking 44yo Ive seen in a while. The epitome of rode hard and put away wet.

OMG, I’m dying for a fried onion ring now!

How dare you, she's been told she's a MILFY.

[candall]

"When I get out, I'm gonna love all over you."

.

Ewwww.

[Keywestclubkid]

screw you and what makes you happy pick up and move away ... what a horrible mother 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Me and DH were just saying how literally EVERYONE on this show has lots of tattoos. LOL 

I mean face, neck, arm, chest, back etc...like everyone 

My son and I were out last week and ran into some friends of his; in the course of chatting I managed to make a snarky remark about hand tattoos. Two of the three of them had hand tattoos. Did I fervently wish for the earth to open and swallow me? Well, not quite but close. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Has it occured to arch girl that she is likely closer to his mother's age than to his?  Ronald McDonald wants his eyebrows back. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather! She served up a heaping helping of crazy. 

PepperMostly, do you also use spreadsheets?

[candall]

DON'T LOOK DUSTIN IN THE EYES.

[LEILANI2]

I would disown my mother if she lusted after an inmate sixteen years her junior.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

god those eyebrow arches  are to severe I need her to calm down at least a little 

Eyebrows sponsored by Sharpie:  make your eyebrows the archi-est!  With Sharpie!

[Pepper Mostly]

Has Jessica told her daughter about the stomach tattoo yet? Somehow I doubt. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

How dare you, she's been told she's a MILFY.

MILFY? Mom I'd Like to F You but definitely not get anywhere near me? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

PepperMostly, do you also use spreadsheets?

Nah, I just remember the standouts. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

These people are all such shit parents. 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And a table of contents, acknowledgments page, and a foreword by the author.

I really would like to read the forward, ngl

[goofygirl]

Man, those Bailey's commercials.....

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

These people are all such shit parents. 

FTFY.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

These people are all such shit parents. 

But their kids are the most important things to them.

[LEILANI2]

I hate how smug Justine is. She just thinks she's so precious. It's annoying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine’s wedding news went over like a lead balloon🎈

Edited October 29, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

Fingernail bride!!  Lort.  Looks like his Mom has to go take a dump or something.  She is NOT a happy camper.

Well, that was something else!!  It was so much fun to snark with y'all tonight!!  Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!

Edited October 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Justine is just the Queen of the Smirk. 

Jesus, this Michael character is not a very prepossessing fellow. 

Mama stalks off to the bar to sulk. 

This was all Michael's idea so of course his family blames that brazen jezebel Justine. 

[Gobi]

Slap Shot was filmed in Johnston, PA, and based on a minor league hockey team from there. Just a bit of trivia.