Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai has a long checklist. But her children are the most important things to her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai is really, really pretty. 

[Empress1]

“Decided to start dating inmates because I was lonely.” Okay … Hinge? Bumble? Tinder? Coffee Meets Bagel?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tai has a long checklist. But her children are the most important things to her. 

They are, just ax her. 

[Ladystardust]

How exactly does one go from lonely to looking for inmates online? 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Tai is really, really pretty. 

That's what I think too

[candall]

There was a woman in the early introductions--forgot her name--who said she liked her men big, buff and incarcerated.  That seems fine to me.  She likes her men to be in prison?  She's lonely, they're lonely.  Go for it.  (Don't put $50k on their commissary books.)

It's the ones who create the fantasies about tru luv 4ever and those little farmhouses with the ducks that are worrisome.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, Tai has a revolving door installed in her house in anticipation of her many admirers release from prison.

[OoogleEyes]

This looks like entirely too much work for me 

[hookedontv]

Tai’s got mens!

[Floatingbison]

this cannot be ignored:  what are those purple things on her feet?

[Empress1]

WAIT. 2 “committed relationships” & talking to 8-10 other men?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Tai is just going to be the gift that keeps on giving. 

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

ME TOO!!

And Tal has TWO prison boyfriends?? Wait, whut?? She said she ONLY dates inmates!!  And she dates eight to ten of them!!  She has a vision board!  A TO DO board..

Girl needs a damn therapist.  Just sayin'.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

This looks like entirely too much work for me 

SO MUCH WORK.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, candall said:

There was a woman in the early introductions--forgot her name--who said she liked her men big, buff and incarcerated.  That seems fine to me.  She likes her men to be in prison?  She's lonely, they're lonely.  Go for it.  (Don't put $50k on their commissary books.)

It's the ones who create the fantasies about tru luv 4ever and those little farmhouses with the ducks that are worrisome.

I guess that's a good point. If you just want someone to talk to without the investment of a full relationship I can see why it would work for some people. But yeah these people are just cray...

[Elizzikra]

Tai is a busy girl!

OMG - she has a SYSTEM!

[Ladystardust]

Oh my. She has a whole system!

[Gobi]

Her life is much too complicated for me.

[Floatingbison]

Daddy issues, bad boy issues, a vision board. . . multiple men..  holy shit, break out the DSM-V for this one!

[LEILANI2]

Your dad moved away of his own free will, those inmates are locked up.  But I can see the distance and inavailability she's talking about.

[Ladystardust]

Is boob tattoo on the bingo card?

[OoogleEyes]

Man....where is Dr. Paradise when we really REALLY need him?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Girl needs a damn therapist.  Just sayin'.

Or a psychic…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

 

It's the ones who create the fantasies about tru luv 4ever and those little farmhouses with the ducks that are worrisome.

Farmhouses with ducks! DEAD

[Empress1]

WAIT. Mom’s a bounty hunter?!

… This is fucking gold, y’all. 

[Floatingbison]

Tia is my vote for the break out star of LDL!

[Gobi]

AND a phone stalker!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai likes to have a lot of irons in the fire. And then that”random” call from Not-So-Hottie’s production assistant other girlfriend? Cat fight in 3....2......1

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Your dad moved away of his own free will, those inmates are locked up.  But I can see the distance and inavailability she's talking about.

Yep - daddy issues. She’s used to men who aren’t fully available.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And Tal has TWO prison boyfriends?? Wait, whut?? She said she ONLY dates inmates!!  And she dates eight to ten of them!!  She has a vision board!  A TO DO board..

Girl needs a damn therapist.  Just sayin'.

Maybe she should just skip to the sorcerer 

[LEILANI2]

This show is proving to us what we've known watching LAL all these seasons, these people are crazier then the inmates.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

WAIT. 2 “committed relationships” & talking to 8-10 other men?!

It does make one wonder how she defines "committed relationship"

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Is boob tattoo on the bingo card?

Girl. It was the very first square. 

[Empress1]

I hope Tai isn’t sending all these men money.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

AND a phone stalker!

I'm just waiting for demonic possession or a poltergeist now. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl. It was the very first square. 

I knew you wouldn't let me down!!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

So Tai doesn't have a real job, or anything else going on in her life, right? That's how she has so much time to organize her inmate dating prospects.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Maybe she should just skip to the sorcerer 

Or wizard 

OMG, this season is gonna be GREAT 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

So Tai doesn't have a real job, or anything else going on in her life, right? That's how she has so much time to organize her inmate dating prospects.

The chyron says she's a mortician! 

Can she prepare bodies for burial with those nails? 

[Empress1]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

So Tai doesn't have a real job, or anything else going on in her life, right? That's how she has so much time to organize her inmate dating prospects.

She has three kids!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley’s prison boyfriend is quite the clever cuck.

[Gobi]

"It's been about two years since I've been intimate with a woman. And about two hours since I've been intimate with a man."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I sense he enlarged his tracing.  The pencil version of zooming in.  Then again, we learned from Marcellino that pencil is more romantic. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh sure, when you self report your wanger size, it's easy to exaggerate a bit much.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

So Tai doesn't have a real job, or anything else going on in her life, right? That's how she has so much time to organize her inmate dating prospects.

It’s a full time job, y’all.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I hope Tai isn’t sending all these men money.

There were several notations on the calendar about adding money to phones - I don't know whose...

[candall]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It's been about two years since I've been intimate with a woman. And about two hours since I've been intimate with a man."

You made me snort margarita into my sinuses.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm just waiting for demonic possession or a poltergeist now. 

All of our wishes will come true 

[Ladystardust]

Yes, I see that he conveniently filled up that 8.5x11 sheet of paper nicely...

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"It's been about two years since I've been intimate with a woman. And about two hours since I've been intimate with a man."

I LOLed when he said "with a woman" then looked down at his right hand.