Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby insisted on speaking to the manager.

Gabby is going to give the prison a bad review on Yelp.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby, he’s just not that into you. And he has another fiancé who is meeting him when he gets out. So there’s that.

I mean, at least she got $60K out of it. Take it and run. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks Iike Haley is repeating the Daonte-Nicolle script. Come on, Sharp! Get some new writers,

[SemiCharmedLife]

Lisa's hair STILL looks atrocious!

[Gobi]

That flew by faster than a stray bullet at a convenience store robbery!

Thanks for the best snark outside of solitary!

[candall]

Ha, they've decided to cast a wider net!  Now you can either be in a relationship with an inmate who's getting out OR in a relationship with multiple inmates.  

The Lacey Legacy.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby insisted on speaking to the manager.

She's a regular little Karen, isn't she?

It's been fun as usual frens!  Stay warm! (It's cold here behind the pine curtain tonight) and have a great weekend!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Santiba looks like a drag Queen. 
I said what I said. 

… Yeah. But with worse makeup.

[WaltersHair]

Fastest hour on TV. See you next week fellow snarkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks Iike Haley is repeating the Daonte-Nicolle script. Come on, Sharp! Get some new writers,

@Auntie Anxiety, you and I could replace the whole writers' room at Sharp without breaking a sweat.

[Elizzikra]

Night all! Take care and stay warm!

[Maybeitsme]

Later gaters

[candall]

Crawl back into bed, Princess Purry.  Drink a little toddy to warm your tummy.

 

Next week, snark frens.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, that was wildly entertaining! You were all on fire tonight and I laughed heartily. 

IS STAN'S NEW SQUEEZE ONE OF US?? FESS UP!

Good night, stay warm, stay safe.

Edited January 22, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a great weekend, snark aficionados. Fridays = Fun Days. Stay safe, stay strong and live your best life.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S01.E04: Buy Buy Love

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Harry's hiding something from Indie; Gabby is getting mixed signals from Chris' mom.

Original air date 2022.01.28

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love Angel's face when Tai says, "I might let you cut something else".  His face speaks for us all. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! I want to let you know that I approve of what you're wearing and I'd pick it out for you myself. 

How's everyone doing? Having a good week? We're getting 2 feet of snow starting at midnight tonight. I have plenty of food, wine, toilet paper and snacks laid in. 

[OoogleEyes]

Hi Bunkies! I'm sitting in my double-wide, drinking pruno, and am ready for tonight's adventures 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hey ya'll! I just need to check my three flip phones and I'll be right with you.

[Gobi]

Howdy folks! I've been practicing cutting steak all week (on the bias, of course) to be ready for tonight's snark!

Edited January 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Gabby's tough as nails, isn't she? I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley.

[OoogleEyes]

No one likes you, honey. I'm even questioning your own Mother 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm wearing my $30,000 wedding gown just for this occasion.  Thank goodness my

felon-cé came through with the settlement cash.

[Floatingbison]

LETS GET SNARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hookedontv]

I’m sitting here waiting for the giant snow storm that’s supposed to be hitting us! 
 

Happy weekend-bring snowed in will give me time to work on my new vision boards. 

[Floatingbison]

Disney presents, The Prison-cess Bride

 

 

No?   well, they can't all be great!

Edited January 29, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

No one likes you, honey. I'm even questioning your own Mother 

Oh, her mother can't stand her. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

 

felon-cé 

Perfect!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dial the snark up to 11 tonight in anticipation of the snowpocalypse due to be upon us in an hour or two. We’re doomed!!! Okay, not really, but I did make some preparations including wood for the wood stove, charging my electronics, plenty of food and water (my well stops working because it runs on electricity), downloaded some shows, adult beverages.......

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe Angela is picking him up. Or Lacey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I so hope that Mr. Muscle gets ghosted yet again.

[Floatingbison]

Just call the prison....ask for Rocco.

[Empress1]

I am once again, sad. Looking forward to the fuckery!

[hookedontv]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I am once again, sad. Looking forward to the fuckery!

The snark will lift your spirits! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Now we know why this is Love DURING Lockup- none of these prisoners want anything to do with their "love of their lives" post release.

[Gobi]

Max was played. "Damn! Now I'll have to go back to having sex with my much hotter roommate/FWB. My life sucks."

Edited January 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda needs to get out her handcuffs and secure her daughter to the drainpipe or some such shit.

[JenE4]

Just cross-checking my convict vision boards. I have room for one more on my roster.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Indie is actually moving???  What a fool!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she packing?? Does she have an apartment in Oh-HI-Oh? A job? What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

[Empress1]

Wait, she doesn’t even know where she’s staying? Does she have a job?

Edited January 29, 2022 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’ve come to the right place, @Empress1.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’ve come to the right place, @Empress1.

Thanks. Going through some things.

[OoogleEyes]

Seriously, though, I hope that my fellow Snarkers on the East Coast stay safe, warm and fully charged (electronically and physically) for this doozie of a storm. 

[hookedontv]

Indie’s kid in the back is like WTF?

I hate that these kids are dragged into this shit. 

[JenE4]

We got a loose baby in the backseat! 

[Floatingbison]

I can't believe she's actually going to Ohio

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’ve been treated like a criminal for a long time.” Yes, how dare anyone treat him like the felon he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I so hope that Mr. Muscle gets ghosted yet again.

I hope he gets ghosted, and then I hope his roommate kicks him out after stealing his wallet. 

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I am once again, sad. Looking forward to the fuckery!

Here, have a cocktail. I saved the comfiest chair for you. Put your feet up.