Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

Oh. My. God. Tai slowly flipping open all three phones, snapping each shut and lining them up on the table killed me. I haven’t seen a single flip phone in a decade let alone three—owned by one person. Maybe she should have left the phone Boston calls at home.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm sure Angel was really impressed by her shrewish screaming outside. 

Angel is rethinking his life choices right now. 

[Gobi]

An emergency at the funeral home? What, did the dead rise from their coffins?

[Floatingbison]

An emergency at the funeral home.

 

I literally just laughed out loud.

[Gobi]

Cut it on the bias, Angel!

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR GOD DID SHE ASK HIM TO CUT HER STEAK? I AM DEAD.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Cut my food for me 

[Floatingbison]

I'm flashing back on Herman Munster working down at "the Parlor"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Angel, get the hell out of Dodge. She’s a crazy inmate lady.

[Elizzikra]

Tai needs a man to cut her food for her?

And "I might let you cut something else?" Like a fart? What kind of sexy talk is that???

[hookedontv]

What the fuck? Tai, an adult, asks Angel to cut her food? And it’s been a long time since a guy did that for her. What?

I have never had a date or boyfriend cut my food down me what the hell??

[JenE4]

“I might let you cut something else.” Um, that’s not sexy. That’s not even a thing!

[Pepper Mostly]

She simply does not know how to act with real humans. No wonder she "dates" inmates. 

[Floatingbison]

So you work with stiffs.....I've got something stiff for you!

[Gobi]

"Do you want to cut the cheese?"

Edited January 22, 2022 by Gobi

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm glad Haley didn't spend ALL her money on Dalton!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Angel leaned in to get something for his spank bank.  He's not chasing three phones, cut my steak Tai.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley’s mother loves her eyeliner and mascara.

[Pepper Mostly]

Another Mother Who Talks Sense. She needs to start a support group with Daonte's, Gabby's and Indie's mothers. 

[Elizzikra]

I will give Haley credit for spending some of her settlement money on a home. Smart decision. Probably not enough to counterbalance the bad decisions she's making but it's something...

[hookedontv]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm glad Haley didn't spend ALL her money on Dalton!

I bet Dalton is going to be mad that she spent money on a house instead of him. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Haley's mask is black and white.  That's commitment. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Angel leaned in to get something for his spank bank.  He's not chasing three phones, cut my steak Tai.

There was a lot to look at...Tia must have used the jaws of life to get wedged into that top.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is it going to be nice enough for him? HE'S IN PRISON. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those stray gray hairs that Haley is sporting in the front detract from her overall aesthetic.

[JenE4]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Haley's mask is black and white.  That's commitment. 

She also had a half black/white sweater in her last scene. 

[Empress1]

“Just because he grew up in a fancy environment, that’s not the life he lives.” Well, no, prison isn’t very fancy.

[goofygirl]

I'm afraid Dalton isn't going to be happy in a single-wide, Haley... He grew up with $$$ remember??

[WaltersHair]

Haley has a key ring the size of a hubcap. What on earth kind of keys does she need that for?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Haley has a key ring the size of a hubcap. What on earth kind of keys does she need that for?

Maybe she's constantly misplacing her keys and figured out a solution...

[Auntie Anxiety]

What and how the hell would a woman Haley’s age know about Jimi Hendrix? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Haley has a key ring the size of a hubcap. What on earth kind of keys does she need that for?

Maybe they’re her clients’ keys?

[candall]

7 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I will give Haley credit for spending some of her settlement money on a home. Smart decision. Probably not enough to counterbalance the bad decisions she's making but it's something...

That dutch-uncle lawyer of hers would have told her to buy something that appreciates instead of a depreciating pre-fab.

But it is something.  Yay!

Edited January 22, 2022 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby thinks she’s a long lost Kardashian cousin or some such shit. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shades of Ray and Brittney.

[Elizzikra]

Quote

Haley has a key ring the size of a hubcap. What on earth kind of keys does she need that for?

The bracelet key rings are all the rage - you can loop your keys over your wrist when you are carrying a bunch of stuff and it helps keep them from getting lost.

[goofygirl]

Oh goody.  The moron of Orange, New Jersey....   Oh Lort.  She wants to have a baby, too!

You really think you're gonna win this fight with his Mom??

[Pepper Mostly]

Sounds like Chris' family has your number, Gabby.

[Floatingbison]

Gabby is a weird combination of sweet/evil.

[JenE4]

“I’m selfish” is the most astute thing Gabby has ever said.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh goody.  The moron of Orange, New Jersey....   Oh Lort.  She wants to have a baby, too!

You really think you're gonna win this fight with his Mom??

One needs to learn to be unselfish when one becomes a mother. Just sayin, Gabby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby insisted on speaking to the manager.

[Gobi]

If I were Gabby, I be worried about explaining what I did with his money, not about being unable to see him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby, he’s just not that into you. And he has another fiancé who is meeting him when he gets out. So there’s that.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Poor Gabby!   She even got her nails done to match his prison outfit.  😉

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby insisted on speaking to the manager.

Perfect!

 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Gobi said:

If I were Gabby, I be worried about explaining what I did with his money, not about being unable to see him.

I think he knows, right? I mean, she eagerly told the viewing audience that she spent it on rent, furniture, food, a car, etc. I do like her sofa...

[Pepper Mostly]

Gabby. Honey. EVERYTHING that's going on is shady. 

[Empress1]

I do feel better! Thanks, all!

Stan has a fan girlfriend?!

Edited January 22, 2022 by Empress1

[hookedontv]

Santiba looks like a drag Queen. 
I said what I said.