Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

I guess Jake is ready to turn off Savannahs money spigot yet.

[WaltersHair]

blah, blah, blah, lies, lies, BUT... Don't listen Savanah

[PrincessPurrsALot]

After Savannah left, the other inmates coached Jake on how to keep her on the hook.

[Maybeitsme]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andy’s troubles are just beginning. Wait till she gets her hands on the cash. Then wait till she tells him to give her more.

Shades of Nicolle 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jake played her like a violin. He needs his ramen!

[Keywestclubkid]

then what happens after you get married? then what? she is to focused on just the getting married ... 

so rude that is so fucking rude LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka refuses to read the handwriting on the wall.

[Pepper Mostly]

Raneka is so willfully blind its actually sad. 

[littlebennysmom]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Goodness!  I wouldn't think inmate sperm would be the most coveted sperm around.  Call me naive.

They tell the sperm bank they're entrepreneurs.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's using that lady for money says the woman who bailed him out.

[kacesq]

This is just like a rom com!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Raneka doesn't see the writing on the wall.  Not bothered by learning he has another girlfriend.  

[Keywestclubkid]

im not gonna let the fact he has a gf deter me .... I just ruined my childrens lives for his man ... it must work 

Edited September 9, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Ladystardust]

Who did the girlfriend think Raneka was? A random "friend" who was willing to run around all day to get your boyfriend out of prison??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asonte is hoping that his um, auntie, doesn’t see this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, littlebennysmom said:

They tell the sperm bank they're entrepreneurs.

And successful rappers. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raneka refuses to read the handwriting on the wall.

I just wrote the same thing!!

[kacesq]

He can’t even look at the camera when he says that…

[Ladystardust]

"I have no doubt that we will not be together forever." Exactly, Raneka.

Edited September 9, 2023 by Ladystardust
Double word

[WaltersHair]

Is that a failed tear tattoo on his face?

[Empress1]

This ass grabbing is a little much.

[Pepper Mostly]

Asonta is dead behind the eyes. 

AND OF COURSE ASONTA WANTS SHRIMP ALFREDO

[kacesq]

Damn. They put the Asonta news right there.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Welp, that was anticlimactic to say the least.

[Keywestclubkid]

child he died 

[Ladystardust]

Steak, shrimp, and sex! Asonte, I think you can get all of that at the strip club.

 

[Empress1]

Damn, Asonta died?

[goofygirl]

Well, looks like old Lacitrus doesn't make it very long after all.  What's GreenHair gonna do??

[WaltersHair]

We've never had a pre death on LAL. Damn

[JenE4]

Wow, Reneka has self-restraint unheard of on this franchise. She’s going to hold off until the spin-off to ask about the auntie girlfriend?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Well, looks like old Lacitrus doesn't make it very long after all.  What's GreenHair gonna do??

Find herself another con? Jesus, can't she join Tinder or something? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

We've never had a pre death on LAL. Damn

right they are still going ahead with it on the show? thats ... strange 

[kacesq]

Chelsea is back?was not prepared for that.

Louie from Lakeland! Mom! Continuing to present my beloved home state of NJ in the best possible light!

[Keywestclubkid]

but you're  louie from lakeland ...

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Asonta is dead.

FTFY.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

Lacitrus Asonta died in an automobile accident a week ago.  The details are available in the characters thread.  The couple was going to be on Life After Lockup.  We do not know if they will be edited out. 

We made the choice to enjoy the snark and assess Raneka and Asonta as they were when this was filmed, making for a fun Friday night.  We can now pour one out for Asonta and discuss his death.  

[Ladystardust]

They told that he died in the episode? I just rewound it twice and mine didn't say that...mine said, "Asonte wants steak, shrimp, and sex. And Raneka wants to know the truth about Auntie. Find out on Love After Lockup." Nothing about his death. I watch on Sling.

[WaltersHair]

I still think about the Meth Cinderella from Season one from time to time.

[kacesq]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

They told that he died in the episode? I just rewound it twice and mine didn't say that...mine said, "Asonte wants steak, shrimp, and sex. And Raneka wants to know the truth about Auntie. Find out on Love After Lockup." Nothing about his death. I watch on Sling.

At the end they put up a card that said In Memory of with his picture and birth and death years.

[Eldemarge]

So I don't get to see someone knocked out cold this season?  Sooooo disappointing.  

This Kerok couple is boring as hell.

[kacesq]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I still think about the Meth Cinderella from Season one from time to time.

The show has a body count. 😢

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

At the end they put up a card that said In Memory of with his picture and birth and death years.

So weird. Mine didn't show that at all! I rewound it a bunch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Find herself another con? Jesus, can't she join Tinder or something? 

But that won’t make her children’s futures brighter.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK kids, I'm tapping out, my laptop's acting weird and I have to get up early to hit some estate sales. Have a fantastic weekend and make sure to send me bail money. I love you all, MWAH! 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

So weird. Mine didn't show that at all! I rewound it a bunch.

I have REAL cable. It had a baby blue end card too.

[kacesq]

Are we wasting this entire preview on Kerok and Britney? Boring.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But that won’t make her children’s futures brighter.

And she's not gonna get that college $$$ back either. What a mess.

But, we have Life After Lockup next week!  Hope y'all have a great weekend!

Edited September 9, 2023 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

Looks like they'll be recycling the "parents won't accept trans" storyline.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I have REAL cable. It had a baby blue end card too.

Sling does show different commercials, so maybe they cut before that card. 🤷‍♀️

[kacesq]

It’s going to be weird watching Asonta now after what’s happened.