S30.E09: Janet Jackson Night

[CheshireCat]

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An opening number featuring "Nasty" by Janet Jackson; the eight remaining couples battle it out to make it into the semifinals; a double elimination.

Air date: Nov 8, 2021

[ams1001]

Ugh. Shut up, Tyra.

[LexieLily]

Tyra, quit making the featured guest uncomfortable.

[nickp1991]

Janet’s face looks incredible

[LennieBriscoe]

Well, Miss Jackson ('cuz I'm  nasty), I'll  be skipping (not missing) you and your "biggest hits" tonight.

No me gusta. 

Spoiler tag is a blunder. Nothing to see.

 

 

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[Josh371982]

Ugh  on a shallow note after seeing Lindsey and Whitneys sexy selves during the opening number im upset they aren't in the competition this season anymore 😔

Edited November 9, 2021 by Josh371982

[Annber03]

That was a good start :). 

And man, I remember that song being on the radio a lot when I was a kid. 

[scenicbyway]

Jimmie and Emma’s outfits are terrible not helped by the just ok dancing…

[Josh371982]

1 minute ago, Annber03 said:

That was a good start :). 

And man, I remember that song being on the radio a lot when I was a kid. 

LOVE Escapade. One of the first Janet songs I heard as a youngster.

[DEL901]

8 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Ugh. Shut up, Tyra.

You took the words right out of my mouth. 

[Josh371982]

Aren't Jimmie and Suni competing against each other in the second round tonight?

[LexieLily]

All my girls at the party / Look at that body / Shakin' that thing / Like you never did see / Got a nice package alright / Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight. Is this show on a mission to give the introverted girl that never held a boy's hand before this show the most sexually explicit songs?

[Annber03]

Ooh, that was smooth at the end, with Suni's gymnast move right into Sasha's arms. 

She looks really cute. That dance was fun :D. 

 

Edited November 9, 2021 by Annber03

[nickp1991]

Suni is serving attitude in this dance and I'm living!

[scenicbyway]

Nice job Suni and Sasha!

[Annber03]

2 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

All my girls at the party / Look at that body / Shakin' that thing / Like you never did see / Got a nice package alright / Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight. Is this show on a mission to give the introverted girl that never held a boy's hand before this show the most sexually explicit songs?

Heh, I was thinking something similar. 

But WOO, go, Suni with those 10s!

[Josh371982]

2 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

All my girls at the party / Look at that body / Shakin' that thing / Like you never did see / Got a nice package alright / Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight. Is this show on a mission to give the introverted girl that never held a boy's hand before this show the most sexually explicit songs?

This song, If, and Any time Any Place im surprised Disney Owned ABC is letting slide with sexual lyrics in all 3

[Annber03]

Whoa, Melora looking fierce in that dance, I like it :D! That was great. 

[scenicbyway]

Holy therapy session with Melora and Artem.  Good for her calling him out on his crap treatment.  She also did a great dance.

[DEL901]

Just now, Annber03 said:

Whoa, Melora looking fierce in that dance, I like it :D! That was great. 

Artem pulled it out of her.  Maybe the fight was a good thing.  

[ams1001]

Ugh, shut up Melora.

 

(Just to clarify, this was in response to her going on and on after the dance, not whatever she was whining about in the package, which I was not paying attention to.)

Edited November 9, 2021 by ams1001

[DEL901]

Derek can’t critique any longer because he is out of time, but Tyra can prattle on…

[CraftyHazel]

They really kicked Jimmie in the…teeth…didn’t they?  They want him gone.

Suni did great.  I don’t care about Melora, but that was good.

Not really a Janet Jackson fan, in all honesty.

Shut up, Melora.

[jette]

Too much, Melora. Is everyone but Jimmie getting four 10s?

[CraftyHazel]

Just now, jette said:

Too much, Melora. Is everyone but Jimmie getting four 10s?

Nah, Iman won’t get them, either.  Nor will Cody, and possibly not Amanda.

[seasons]

Coming in late here, but that Melora lady comes across to me as a nutcase.

[Annber03]

Olivia just casually throwing out there that her dad was in a Janet Jackson video once...

[Josh371982]

8 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

Nah, Iman won’t get them, either.  Nor will Cody, and possibly not Amanda.

Bet Olivia and Jojo do just for being there 

Janet even appears on the show yet her songs get butchered instead of the actual recordings SMH shocked Olivia didn't get prefect 10s 

Edited November 9, 2021 by Josh371982

[DEL901]

Well, that was really unsexy…she always seems to be grinning   

[scenicbyway]

I knew that Olivia would get dinged for the table. Was that apart of a video for the song? The tango wasn’t snappy either.

[shoregirl]

4 minutes ago, Annber03 said:

Olivia just casually throwing out there that her dad was in a Janet Jackson video once...

Her dad the felon? Is she trying to redeem him too. 

[nickp1991]

Anyways let me out my 10 votes in for Iman

[Josh371982]

4 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

I knew that Olivia would get dinged for the table. Was that apart of a video for the song? The tango wasn’t snappy either.

yep. Janet and the man in the video make out lying on a table and he starts going down on her. Nothing explicit of course 

Edited November 9, 2021 by Josh371982

[scenicbyway]

Don’t they keep showing the same clips of Janet over and over again? Also forgot Cody is somehow still in the competition…

[Josh371982]

1 minute ago, nickp1991 said:

Anyways let me out my 10 votes in for Iman

Thanks for the reminder. I need to as well. Whats his number for Texting?

[Annber03]

Janet bringing out the fierceness in a lot of the contestants tonight, I'm liking it :D. That was intense. 

Great song, too. 

[scenicbyway]

Cody has bad feet and maybe a weak core? His shoulders weren’t as hunched as usual. 

[alexa]

Cody bores me.  But it sounds like he has a lot of fans so maybe am stuck with him for a while?

[kitcloudkicker]

Is it just me or does it seem like Cheryl’s been in the exact same outfit all season? She just added a collar and a butt cape this week.

[alexa]

10s for that?

[seasons]

Is this supposed to be pick a fight with your partner week?

[Josh371982]

Gotta show Amanda and Melora and their partners bitching at each other SMH

[seasons]

 

 

 

Is Amanda always this awful?

[Annber03]

Just now, seasons said:

Is this supposed to be pick a fight with your partner week?

I was just going to say... Stress of getting ever closer to those semi-finals getting to everybody, I guess. And having to learn two dances again this week on top of that. 

[Josh371982]

Just now, seasons said:

 

Amanda looks great!! And that was really good 

[seasons]

They can't seriously be thinking of bringing Tyra back next year. Can they?

[CraftyHazel]

Amanda looks hot, I must say.  And that was the best I liked her all season.

[LexieLily]

Running up to the stage to hug a contestant when the show is supposed to have COVID rules? Screaming "I know, I don't care!" Really, CAI?

[Josh371982]

4 minutes ago, seasons said:

 

I see Production trying to paint Amanda and Melora as bitchier to help Their Pets Jojo and Olivia look better. It works sadly. I don't see them as being bitchy but still

2 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

Amanda looks hot, I must say.  And that was the best I liked her all season.

I said the same I was like DAMMNM that style works for her 

Edited November 9, 2021 by Josh371982

[CraftyHazel]

Also, maybe this wouldn’t be so rushed right now if Melora had shut her trap instead of thanking everyone down to the people who stock the toilet paper in the restrooms.