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S04.E15: Life After Lockup: Devil on the Shoulder


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Important takeaways:

Stan uses spray on margarine.  I wonder if he thins that with water when it gets low? 

Lisa is not talking to her exes because she's meeting up with her current. 

Shawn hasn't had a chance to see Sara's new neon hair.  Maybe that will make him think of Kelly and he'll run away. 

 

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Brittney and Marcelino delivering a Razzie worthy performance for the ages.

So, they raised the money off donations?  Now I'm suspicious that this isn't just a scam on the audience, but a full scam on anyone dumb enough to give these people a dime.  

 

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55 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Important takeaways:

Stan uses spray on margarine.  I wonder if he thins that with water when it gets low? 

Lisa is not talking to her exes because she's meeting up with her current. 

Shawn hasn't had a chance to see Sara's new neon hair.  Maybe that will make him think of Kelly and he'll run away. 

 

Lisa is currently involved in a torrid affair with meth. 

Stan should be a little more understanding.  

Lisa went to her brother and got read the riot act for willing hopping off the gravy train.  

Also, what the hell was that outfit she was wearing, she has never looked worse, does Stan have cataracts?

I think Lisa was super scary tonight, and if I were Stan I'd be VERY worried.  This is like every Dateline NBC.  Lisa becomes a good, church going woman married to an older man and when he MYSTERIOUSLY dies in the basement no one can possibly believe such a good, reformed woman did it.  

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10 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Stan is having trouble expressing himself again - he's "amstidextrous" and God is the "Alpha Romero."  No wonder Lisa was swept off her feet!

Stan couldn’t have been more mistaken. God is Cesar Romero, not “Alpha Romero.”

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4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Did anyone else giggle over the discussion of "Puppy being on a leash?"    (Not the idea, just the wording...)

I also enjoyed Puppy saying that prison years were the same as dog years.

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I am over Brit and Marce- I fast forward them. I am glad they are normal and not having sex with plastic headless torsos that they wash in the rinse cycle or Brit hasn’t tattooed her face and while Marc was creepy in the beginning too he is no Stan or Shawn. Give them a web Series. Give their time spot to the more entertaining wrecks. 
Shawn is just a waste of space. Period. He should just do escorts and get a vasectomy. 
 

I don’t know why I root for Kris and the Cosplay Indian. I don’t know, I find them slightly endearing. Dear lord I am not well. 

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16 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Important takeaways:

Stan uses spray on margarine.  I wonder if he thins that with water when it gets low? 

 

With all of those preservatives, one would think that he would have held up better 

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3 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Did anyone else giggle over the discussion of "Puppy being on a leash?"    (Not the idea, just the wording...)

Also, why does new boyfriend Eric have the Ray Ban sticker on his glasses? (At first glance I thought it was a face tattoo.)

To question 1, seriously, I kept laughing.  Zero irony or awareness as she spoke of being on a leash.  She was telling us something scary and I kept laughing. 

The answer to question 2 is because he's an idiot who thinks we'll be impressed his glasses are Ray Bans.  He probably peeled the sticker off of sunglasses on a rack at the drug store.  He's another winner added to this show.  

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15 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Stan is having trouble expressing himself again - he's "amstidextrous" and God is the "Alpha Romero."  No wonder Lisa was swept off her feet!

Don't forget my personal favorite "rondy-moo". As in "I'm not making a secret rondy-moo with anyone!"

Lisa is really working on her gaslighting game. Stan's head must be spinning, she shifts gears so quick. 

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31 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't forget my personal favorite "rondy-moo". As in "I'm not making a secret rondy-moo with anyone!"

Lisa is really working on her gaslighting game. Stan's head must be spinning, she shifts gears so quick. 

Is he just into abuse?  

If someone with that hair and those grandma pants to me that I made them miserable, I'd move on.  

"Who you are makes me miserable" isn't a fixable issue.  Who the hell are you going to be but yourself.  

 

Stan should do himself a favor and let Lisa meet all those billionaires she could be dating. 

 

 

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6 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Did anyone else giggle over the discussion of "Puppy being on a leash?"    (Not the idea, just the wording...)

Also, why does new boyfriend Eric have the Ray Ban sticker on his glasses? (At first glance I thought it was a face tattoo.)

I seriously just got up and went to check my Ray Ban’s. It isn’t a sticker (as I thought since otherwise I would have been mortified to have not take it off). It is in the glasses (paint? Etched?)

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2 hours ago, tvfanatic13 said:

I seriously just got up and went to check my Ray Ban’s. It isn’t a sticker (as I thought since otherwise I would have been mortified to have not take it off). It is in the glasses (paint? Etched?)

I looked at my Ran Bans (which are vintage circa 1987) and "ray ban" is smaller than it was on his glasses and was also in the top outer corner of the right lens. It is etched in there, but it wasn't big and wouldn't interfere with vision. I think the logo on Erik's glasses would be a constant distraction in your peripheral vision.

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41 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I looked at my Ran Bans (which are vintage circa 1987) and "ray ban" is smaller than it was on his glasses and was also in the top outer corner of the right lens. It is etched in there, but it wasn't big and wouldn't interfere with vision. I think the logo on Erik's glasses would be a constant distraction in your peripheral vision.

Do you think they could be   *gasp!*   knock-offs?

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12 hours ago, Gobi said:

I also enjoyed Puppy saying that prison years were the same as dog years.

Is Eric giving her a bone?

10 hours ago, lamujerdecente said:

 

I don’t know why I root for Kris and the Cosplay Indian. I don’t know, I find them slightly endearing. Dear lord I am not well. 

Sometimes in their talking heads Kristi seems to genuinely be enjoying herself.

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My absolute favorite moment in this whole episode was the sight of Stan, in his recliner, blanket over his legs, elderly cat on lap, nice warm cup of tea at hand, comfy old down at heel slippers on his feet. Probably a pocket full of Werther's originals and a tissue in the sleeve of his cardigan. What a smooth operator! No wonder the gals go crazy for him! 

 

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1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My absolute favorite moment in this whole episode was the sight of Stan, in his recliner, blanket over his legs, elderly cat on lap, nice warm cup of tea at hand, comfy old down at heel slippers on his feet. Probably a pocket full of Werther's originals and a tissue in the sleeve of his cardigan. What a smooth operator! No wonder the gals go crazy for him! 

 

You just know he has great stamina in the sack.

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11 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Is Eric giving her a bone?

Sometimes in their talking heads Kristi seems to genuinely be enjoying herself.

I think Cosplay Indian is a decent dude (and yes I know the bar is low on this show)- He may be the best thing for Kris, I rather watch them than Brit and Marc. Brit and Marc have always seemed to be Hustlers and in surviving addiction that is probably a trait needed. Kris doesn't seem to have that and she def seems lost. Her familia is not helping but Cosplay Indian seems to really care for her. Sometimes that can keep someone on the straight and helping her overcome the addiction. 

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Sean moved to Ohio to be with Sarah, and in 2 months she hasn’t seen him a single time?!? Sean, go home to your 1-7 kids, depending on how many you remember or admit to having at any given time. Let this young woman get to know her sweet daughter. Sarah’s friend is dying her hair but she has literally no roots whatsoever. She has gorgeous strawberry red hair; I’m cringing over here worried what it’s going to end up looking like. No, Sarah, no! Oh, if the talking head color is the end result, it’s a darker fake red. Child, put down the dye bottle and the heroine syringe.

Stan is ambidextrous and doesn’t know which hand to use to spray his I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter on his English muffin. “I never really said we were exclusive.” “I live in your house.” ☠️ To the camera, “I wasn’t with guys so to me that’s being exclusive, right?” 💀 A fireplace full of exes?! Oh, my! Alfa Romeo?! I’m not religious, but that’s a fancy car!!

I don’t think Bonnie and Clyde should have a wedding reception in a place with a surrounding balcony. This looks set for an ambush by the feds! Hmm. Putting a couple hundred down on 3 different credit cards with like 7 more cards in his wallet—uh, is Clyde back to committing fraud—now credit cards instead of checks?!?

Marcelino was out in public with those pants?! You know where this guy is?! Just send the police there!

This poor pastor! 🤣 

Puppy’s on parole for more than 15 years?! Jeez! 

Even the cell phone case says Bonnie & Clyde?!? Where does one find so much Bonnie & Clyde merch?! Oh, Bonnie, that glitter!!! Say NO to the dress! Here comes John “rolling up” in his Bonnie & Clyde branded pickup truck.

Sarah is shocked that her “boyfriend” thinks they should actually see each other in person or break up! But Venmo is so easy—no need to drive over!

Brittany and the gang are rolling up on Robert. Since you have all the receipts, call the police and have them intervene.

Hmm. Guess no Lacey cheating on Chane with Chon this episode. Suppose the other Brittany didn’t get her diamond ring yet—but did they at least get more pasta?

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If Shawn was actually lonely, in his big house with no other people, he could probably call one of his 6 kids and have them come out for a few days. I bet at least one of his kids would like a few days of one on one attention in a house without other kids. I bet Kelly would appreciate a slightly smaller household for a few days, so she could give more attention to the other kids. He's not lonely, he is horny and entitled. He spent money on Sara and he feels like she owns him attention. His money would have been better spent on actual prostitutes. I need this to be that creep's last season on the show.

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Kristianna's dress was just awful. Terrible design and despite the fact that she was at her dress "fitting," that dress didn't fit one bit. It was way too big (when do you ever see that on a bride? usually they are way too small).  

All the people on this show are really, really rough looking. It's disconcerting. I know I should be sympathetic, but even Kristianna's mom skeeves me out. Everyone needs a Silkwood shower stat.

That's all I got for the moment. 

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On 9/27/2021 at 9:52 AM, hookedontv said:

Kristianna's dress was just awful. Terrible design and despite the fact that she was at her dress "fitting," that dress didn't fit one bit. It was way too big (when do you ever see that on a bride? usually they are way too small).  

All the people on this show are really, really rough looking. It's disconcerting. I know I should be sympathetic, but even Kristianna's mom skeeves me out. Everyone needs a Silkwood shower stat.

That's all I got for the moment. 

I can't recall it, but I just can't get over her eyebrows.  She had some nice dresses when they introduced her.

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On 9/26/2021 at 6:55 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

My absolute favorite moment in this whole episode was the sight of Stan, in his recliner, blanket over his legs, elderly cat on lap, nice warm cup of tea at hand, comfy old down at heel slippers on his feet. Probably a pocket full of Werther's originals and a tissue in the sleeve of his cardigan. What a smooth operator! No wonder the gals go crazy for him! 

 

Looking like he's two short steps away from assisted living.  😂

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On 9/26/2021 at 10:50 AM, TooMuchRealityTV said:

If Shawn was actually lonely, in his big house with no other people, he could probably call one of his 6 kids and have them come out for a few days. I bet at least one of his kids would like a few days of one on one attention in a house without other kids. I bet Kelly would appreciate a slightly smaller household for a few days, so she could give more attention to the other kids. He's not lonely, he is horny and entitled. He spent money on Sara and he feels like she owns him attention. His money would have been better spent on actual prostitutes. I need this to be that creep's last season on the show.

Yeah, I feel like maybe Shawn tried to run the numbers and figured prison poon was more cost effective over a lifetime, but none of these women like him because he is awful.  

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On 9/27/2021 at 4:10 PM, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I see Britt and Marc traded up from the old minivan to a pretty expensive Mercedes and a new house ? 

They are so, so very boring and I FF through their scenes but good for them, I guess. She's an ex-con so her job prospects are limited, he's a poker player with a Masters that he's apparently never used so his prospects are limited also, at least according to the job coach he saw when Brittany was pregnant with their #2 (her #5?). So if they're making some bank from Sharp Entertainment it's better than they could do in the real world. They want to come across as the responsible parents who beat the odds so I hope they're putting something away for the kids. Unlike Shawn. Who turns my stomach.

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Shawn. In the shower. Naked for TV. Completely naked on TV (private bits blurred). I don't think I will ever recover from that scene. It was so gratuitous and unnecessary and of course Shawn had to approve them filming him getting  out of the shower like that so that tells me that Shawn is indeed pleased with his nakedness and sees it fit for TV viewing. Hoping to lure the future ex-con girlfriend watching this shitshow from prison?  

Personally I like John and Kristianna. Of course they have issues. They are ex-cons and on this ridiculous TV show. But there is something genuine and likeable about Kristianna. I truly like her and wish her well. And John seems to have a good heart in spite of his own ex-con fraudster past. He relates well to his kids and took on helping Kristianna's family instantly when he didn't have to do that. These two are the only ones on the franchise that I consider that I like and would be able to have a conversation with. The others are either too stupid or too gross or too shady to give the time of day to.

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8 minutes ago, Andyourlittledog2 said:

Shawn had to approve them filming him getting  out of the shower like that so that tells me that Shawn is indeed pleased with his nakedness and sees it fit for TV viewing.

He had quite the belly in profile.  I don’t know why he would be proud of that.

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2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

when he kept asking "puppy" if she was gonna make him breakfast ... my dude do you not know how to make your own fucking breakfast was the only thing that kept going through my head ...

Where do we keep the milk again?  He has Swiss-cheese-sized holes in his brain from meth.

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