Lambie

Wait. I missed it! Ashley and Travis broke up?! I don't want to sit through the whole ep again bc my cable doesn't allow FF on the show. What happened?! The last time I saw their storyline she was taking a pregnancy test

I'm totally here for the snark but, yeah, this thought hits hard a lot watching this show. Most of them are cretins who would be pieces of shit with or without prison but every now and then you get a glimpse of how hard it must be to integrate back into society. I think it was Crybaby Jeweler's guy who said the colors were overwhelming and too bright. Technology, people, consumerism, and everything else has completely passed them by. When I'm hangry I can't make a decision on anything to save my life. Imagine feeling that way over everything. The jury is still out but Ray from last season seems like he is the only one I can remember to integrate successfully. Brittany was a maniac but she loved him and he seems to have responded well to her. Brittany (of Brittany and Marcellino) seems like she did okay but her 0 to 100 temper and wanting to keep her prison girlfriend in a threesome but have Marcellino not have any expectations of his own showed her prison colors.

Remember when Gabby first came on the show and went to see a wedding venue with her parents? It was a major part of her intro. I wonder if we'll see them again on the show. They seemed like they wanted their 15 seconds of non-fame on a reality show thinking the wedding would never happen but now it has and they want no part of their daughter's disaster of a life. It's quite a fall from her goal of having a wedding at a venue with a view of the Manhattan skyline to getting fucked in a bus station bathroom and getting married in sweats in front of a 7-11.

I really feel for the woman who lost her baby. It sounded like it was during or right before Covid. I'm not surprised she gained 150 lbs. She's too fragile to have a convict boyfriend. And WTF was the $4500 for 12 weeks program?!?!?! Does that include all meals, a personal trainer, and a live-in coach to keep you on track? It seems like an absolute scam. LOL Gabby having to share a room with the "trolls" when she's had 30K of plastic surgery and drives a luxury car. I really don't get where these people get the money to support their convicts unless their estimates are wildly inflated. I have a good job but I would definitely take a hit on my standard of living minus 80k. Home equity loan? Cash advances on credit cards? I am at a loss. And is she an alcoholic or something? I missed that part. She was crying about having had a drink? Justine is going to get old real quick. She seemed decent enough on Love During Lockup but she was exceptionally annoying this episode. She's another one who wants the man to take care of her and the kids, respect her, but she also wants a thug. Obviously the jewelry and cash was hidden somewhere. If that's the first thing he's focused on the lifestyle isn't far behind.

Krampus killed me. I love the angle he took"I'm a DEMON, Colin! Of course I'm gay!" Also: "My culture is not your costume" and Ghilaine Maxwell is his therapist. The horn falling off made it even funnier. I'm the Grinch of the family so, of course, I love the Krampus myth. Cecily Strong will be so missed. She was musical, did great impressions, and had such a great range of comedy. She was incredibly brave sharing her abortion story as a clown, I rewatched that WU about a month ago and her humor/sadness was heartbreaking. I hope she does well post-SNL. I didn't see Elvis so I didn't know who Austin Butler was but he was charming and funny. I lost my mom this year and his emotional tribute to her was beautiful. He recovered really well and seemed to have a great time with all his skits.

Perpetual sunshine?! 😆

Respirator?! She wasn't even on 2L nasal cannula! She sounded the same amount of winded that I do when I'm talking through a mask. Kidney sucks. He just fucking sucks as a human being.

Oh Gabe, stay strong and life will get better for you. You'll find yourself, fall in love, and HER dad will treat you like the father you never had. You did nothing wrong. It's okay to leave a toxic situation behind, you still have a huge family who loves you.

I googled this and it said her legal bills were $147K and the state of Florida paid back $118K for expert witnesses and independent contractors. It doesn't say how much Baez himself cost so I'm agreeing that he was probably pro bono. If you want to hire Baez now it's a cool 200K a month as a retainer, not including court costs, consultants, etc. He fascinates me. It took him 8 years to be admitted to the Florida bar because of back child support, gym membership fees he owed, and issues with his "character." He had never defended in a murder trial before. He takes this dog of a case and turned himself into a household name. Despite his big clients (Aaron Hernandez also not guilty! his website looks like any ambulance chaser. It's so bad! https://www.baezlawfirm.com

Oh that's so true. I think Janelle loves living frugally and she'd be so down with the tiny house trend if she didn't have kids and grandkids. Me, I'm all about retiring in a high-rise with an elevator or a ranch style senior living house. And I have 20 years to go before I get there!

Flipping whiplash again! Yeah, I was a coward. I should have told her that I don't like her. ??? Wasn't he crying before that he's heartbroken?

Oh...Janelle. She's getting it hard and she's getting it fast. Robyn: Cries for weeks praying for a miracle to get a rental and ends up with a mansion. Janelle: Gets actual blueprints for a small, reasonable house.

OMG, Kidney is saying Janelle is sweeping stuff under the carpet?!

No. We just watched the gut-wrenching scene of Rosita dying who gave up her life protecting her daughter. And Michonne has been gone for most of Judith and all of RJ's life chasing some D

Did Danai pop in to do a quick scene with her Wakanda Forever wardrobe on?