90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Am I the only one sick of Annie cooking in bed? Speaking of that when does 600lb life come back?

It was cute the first time she did it-was it out of necessity because they were living in the storage place?—but now it’s too much.

[Zombness]

OMG ...Yve is going to go through the wedding, BIG mistake!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Running through hell wearing gasoline underwear after sliding down a bannister made of razor blades would be less painful but I’m sticking around for you all. 

Come on, @Mrs. Landingham, tell us how you really feel.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I was just reading some old 600 Pound Life live chats this week. I miss our Wednesday Fat Chats. 

Me too and there were some train wrecks….people left at gas stations…another moving into a motel with a homeless guy…the crack house that said wide load….the snark was amazing

Edited August 1, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Angry Moldovan]

My heart breaks for her son being left with bobble head

[Frozendiva]

Mo, why don't *you* wear a Muslim dress? She paid for it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I just want my green card…errr I mean Yves to be happy

[Hotel Snarker]

Bilal does not have a strong personality. He’s literally just a condescending asshole.

[charmed1]

Who is the hottie next to Boobies McEyebrow? Is she paying him by the hour?

[Zombness]

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the sand thing. That's deep.

[Frozendiva]

Yve, give it a year. Not the long term partner.

[Grifter Lives]

Mohammed is empathic.

When?

[Mrs. Landingham]

“Mohammed really knows how I feel.” What in the sweet everlasting fuck are you on about, Yve? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Me too and there were some train wrecks….people left at gas stations…another moving into a motel with a homeless guy…the snark was amazing

And what of Lacey, who shit herself in her boyfriend's sister's car? Classic.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Zombness said:

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

He took it,off. 

[tvrox]

Mohammed is very in tune with what she feels? Since when? 

[Zombness]

Wow Mo is getting a green card and the whole family is comig to the US!!

[Doublemint]

Oh - no they're making sand jars at the wedding?  

[Gobi]

"Till green card do us part."

[Frozendiva]

Mohamed is a man with a plan. Karma will kiss his butt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Zombness said:

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

Wasn’t Theran in a suit and Yve told him how handsome he looked? What happened to that?

Will Mohamed allow drinking at the reception?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

He took it off

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, the sand thing. That's deep.

Almost as bad as finger tattoos.  

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

I think she did but he refused to wear it. 

Edited August 1, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Mrs. Landingham]

Tits McGee has a hot date! If that’s her date.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mohamed kissed Yve, I guess it’s not Ramadan. 

[Tuneful]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s never over. It’s like being in The Twilight Zone.

Oh God, 90 Day Diaries especially, to moi...

Who is Rod Serling, Matt Sharp? 

Edited August 1, 2022 by Tuneful

[emergency ring]

his "sponsor" not "wife" 

LMFAOOOO

[Grifter Lives]

Yves wanted that venue for its outdated, mismatched chairs.  Now, they're all sitting in folding chairs.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Yve. That dress fits you very poorly. 

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the green gowns? Are they going to prom?

[magemaud]

I see Yve’s Squad brought their Girls 

[Zombness]

Yve that is not going to be for the rest of your life.   Once Mo gets the green card......off he goes.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhh I spied some wobbling back fat in that dress

[greekmom]

35 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’ve always wanted to visit Miami.

Miami is nice. So I'll say it thrice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick should just transfer Thais’ father a few grand and he’ll probably be a lot more amenable to the marriage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, I'd hate to have all these gloomy nay sayers at my wedding, mewing piously "I hope it lasts" or "we all have our doubts but we're hoping for the best". 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Couldn't Yve buy a suit for her son????    

He had a tux fitted but refused to wear it. Given his many issues with sensory processing and break of routine, Yve did one smart thing and just let him stay in his casual clothing. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The squad made sure to display their bosoms for Yve's wedding.

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She’s sure of herself until Bilal breaks her enough.

He's not known as Bill-All for nothing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ohhhh I spied some wobbling back fat in that dress

It is strange because she is not overweight…just…jiggly? Kinda like Darcey

Edited August 1, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Mrs. Landingham]

Yve’s “dancing” looks like my dog when he steps on a puncture vine on our ranch.

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

I see Yve’s Squad brought their Girls 

It's a tubular, boobular joy!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Suzywriter said:

That looks like something from Coming To America.

That looks like the prank dress! Is it the same dress? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Miami is nice. So I'll say it thrice.

Solid GG reference! ❤️

[Suzywriter]

I suspect that Yve may be older than she admits. I see some late-50s hormonal fat configurations.

[Zombness]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

He had a tux fitted but refused to wear it. Given his many issues with sensory processing and break of routine, Yve did one smart thing and just let him stay in his casual clothing. 

Oh, now I undertstand.

[tvrox]

The Egyptian wedding dancing is a lot like Iranian wedding dancing. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It is strange because she is not overweight…just…jiggly? Kinda like Darcey

Menopause will do that to you.