90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

Guillermo's hair is just slightly longer than the Canadian PMs.

[Straycat80]

These young guys, Mo and Guillermo, need to stop whining and ask themselves if getting a green card is worth being with the cougars. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg, it hasn’t even been hour. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, this women pooping commercial? What the fuck?! I did not need to hear any of that information, thank you very much.

That ad makes me laugh like a hyena every time! "I'm a woman, and I'm pooping on TV". I just find it hilarious. I'm easily amused. 

[Frozendiva]

Guillermo, you are the most mature person here.

[emergency ring]

its barely 6pm and im sleepy........................ 

[Hotel Snarker]

Whose laptop is Guillermo using? Surely, it can't be his own!

[Gobi]

"Poor me. Poor me. Pour me a drink." - Kara

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Guillermo, you are the most mature person here.

He's an old soul.  

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ainreiola is punching way above her weight. Danny Devito wouldn’t give her a glance if was drunk as a skunk on the floor

OK this is true.   Danny Devito was my friend's boyfriend when we were Seniors in high school.  She was funnier than he was.   He was a hair dresser.  We hung out at the beach, and all over Asbury Park.   He fixed me up with his friend named "Louie".   I was driving, so Paula and I went to Asbury Park constantly on weekends.   It was about 50 miles from our town. All this went on for a year or so.

[mmecorday]

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A much smarter person can feel free to correct me, but I think that’s pretty common for kids in bilingual households. Avi has spent most of his little life with people who speak Amharic as a first language.

I think you may be right here. My step-grandson grew up in a household where Farsi and English were both spoken and he wasn't really talking until he was 3. He made up a lot of words. He used to call baseball "bo-bo-dah."

[Pepper Mostly]

I like Guillermo. 

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I'm late. Hellish work week coming up. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I already drank a little over a half bottle of wine and I am still bored with these ppl

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That ad makes me laugh like a hyena every time! "I'm a woman, and I'm pooping on TV". I just find it hilarious. I'm easily amused. 

As Stephanie would say, "Save it for Only Fans."

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, emergency ring said:

its barely 6pm and im sleepy........................ 

Shocking.  From the Pillow Talk previews, this is the best-est, funniest, wildest episode EVER!  Just like all of them ever.

[sainte-chapelle]

Are they repeating the Ari gym storyline on I love a mommas boy?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I already drank a little over a half bottle of wine and I am still bored with these ppl

I have had a gin and tonic and snooze.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

These young guys, Mo and Guillermo, need to stop whining and ask themselves if getting a green card is worth being with the cougars. 

Guillermo seems to be a go getter. He'll prosper and leave Kara once her drinking and flighty ways become too much. And he'll only be about 25!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hotel coming in like a wrecking ball! I am patiently waiting for this season to end, but then again I am not very excited to see Family Libby, Angela, and Pig Pred yet again! Last week’s episode was okay but I would have loved it if they threw Ari and Bini in the mix! Let’s see how well tonight’s episode is. At the end, I’ll rate it on a scale of 1 to 10. I’ll start doing this for every episode from now on. Let’s snark!

Will the scale ever go above a 1 LOL? 

[Frozendiva]

Still waiting to make dinner.

[Zombness]

Good evening my snarker friends.   Just came from work and tune in........I am sure I didn't miss anything important.

[Hotel Snarker]

So Guillermo’s mom is team Kara.

[ExMathMajor]

Jibri: I feel like I'm 15 years old again.

Brian: I feel like you're being 15 years old again too.

YASSSSSS

They would have BEEN out of my house by now...

[Mrs. Hanson]

Has the restaurant scene with Temperature happens yet?  Dad Emily insults him, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, we've made it halfway. Lets finish strong! 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Will the scale ever go above a 1 LOL? 

Last week’s episode was about a 5 or a 6 for me.

[mmecorday]

"You guys got a second? We need someone to heat up our food."

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Shocking.  From the Pillow Talk previews, this is the best-est, funniest, wildest episode EVER!  Just like all of them ever.

This episode is soo boring that I don’t have the energy to snark m

[Gobi]

Surely, Debris is about to embark on a world tour?

[Straycat80]

A few months? Thought they had to get married in 90 days. I’m on Mom and Dad’s side here, get a job and get out. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So Guillermo’s mom is team Kara.

I think Guillermo's mom is team Green Card. Dollars to donuts Guillermo winds up in south Florida with a more age appropriate girlfriend and half ownership of the latest hopping nightspot. 

[Grifter Lives]

End of the year is a full month away.  How are we missing Thanksgiving?

[Frozendiva]

The parents expect their almost 30 year old son to have a plan.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK peeps, we've made it halfway. Lets finish strong! 

It’s been so boring recently. I start seeing less action in the thread.

Dad Jibri: “How soon can you get the fuck out of our house?”

[emergency ring]

jibri my guy, where is your empire now?! 

[tvrox]

58 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Greetings from humidity soaked SW Virginia where the crawdads don't sing, but the cicadas form loud mariachi bands in the evening.

I missed last week's episode. So Emily is pregnant again? 🙄

At least the cicadas aren't everywhere like last summer... 

[Pepper Mostly]

The concept of the K1 is too abstruse for Dad Jibri.

[sainte-chapelle]

The smirk on Miona’s face is priceless 

[Grifter Lives]

Is this Mama Jibri's Plan B?  She couldn't foil the wedding, so she'll make the marriage as painful as possible.

[Frozendiva]

Miona, you would not do that to a kid? Sure you would.

[mmecorday]

Jibri's Mom looks like she bought her glasses at a Barbie store.

[Gobi]

Minion just realized that she's marrying a loser.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Jibri is poised to strike. Miona says one word and the earrings are off. 

[emergency ring]

stop HAHAHAH miona being OK with all of this is so funny to me. shes like yeah!! i would LOVE to 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, this is bullshit. Since Jibri won’t do what mommy and daddy want they’re gonna not attend the wedding and kick them out?????

[tvrox]

Jibri, make up your mind. Do you want them to be involved, or not? Do you want to be 17, or an adult? 

[Straycat80]

I forgot Jibri is 28. Time to grow up here buddy. 

Edited July 18, 2022 by Straycat80

[OoogleEyes]

Poor poor Jabroni 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, Jibri and Miona need to move out?   How?  No jobs, no planning ability, their careers are nothing burgers.     So, Mama J thinks her son will suddenly start planning things, get a job, How is jobless, and no job skills Jibri going to be out of the house?