90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

"My parent's aren't coming to the wedding because they don't think I'm ready to get married"

Also, they're not coming because you're telling them that they need to get to some unspecified beach in the next two weeks.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Wamego, KS

THANK you 

[Hotel Snarker]

You never wanted to be optimistic. And your glasses are distracting, Mama Jibri.

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh cram it Mama Jibri. Why isn't Miona calling and texting every two minutes NOW? Did you lock her in the basement and put her phone in the freezer or what? 

Don’t joke, it might be the next episode…

[Straycat80]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen mom Jibri smile. 
Chantel and Pedro are still married? I don’t watch that mess. 

[magemaud]

For a minute I thought Rock City was the local jewelry store 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

How was the yard sale? Did you get a lot of money? 

Nah, it sucked. My friend didn't want to do it yesterday, A SATURDAY, a lovely sunny day but not hot. She wanted to do it today. It rained till 11 AM and its Fathers Day and it was fucking freezing. I've had yard sales when I've made over $100. This was NOT one of those days. I was practically giving stuff away because I didn't want to bring it back in the house. But I did get rid of a lot and got to practice my Spanish! 

[TazDevil]

Fuck Bilal's sister too!!

She's concerned that Shaeeda has been engaged twice.  Hasn't Bilal already been married (and divorced) twice?

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Pedro…the fighting might be exaggerated but I think that marriage is doomed. Momma needs to shut her botoxed face. Maybe they don’t want kids and it is none of her business 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh hellllll no. These people have the audacity to have concerns about Shaeeda? Have they met Bilal? Wow!

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Why don't these people do any kind of planning before the 90 days starts? 

I know, stupid question, it's all fake.  But it's all just so stupid.

Agreed. They should have all their relationship, financial and emotional issues (and language barriers) all worked out, and wedding plans nearly done before they even apply for the spousal K-1 visa. But that's too much like making sense....

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Will Debris and Daveed get that into another fight and exchange blows?

I'll bet that's a sentence you never thought you'd type.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Me or the Menu? Yeah, no thanks.

Thais won’t stop till the well runs dry. Good on her.

[Gobi]

John looks like a desiccated, dehydrated, degenerate Vince Vaughn.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I think I know exactly where Floppy’s house is now…I’ll see if I can find out if it’s an Airbnb/

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I like Pedro…the fighting might be exaggerated but I think that marriage is doomed. Momma needs to shut her botoxed face. Maybe they don’t want kids and it is none of her business 

I've always liked Pedro. He and Chantel's marriage has probably been strictly for TV for years. The family Chantel has to be the most irritating, annoying, insufferable bunches of people on planet Earth. 

[greekmom]

Wonder if Dallas business in selling steroids security systems isn't as good as it was in their previous town.

I mean he really is being stingy at this point. No?

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

"My parent's aren't coming to the wedding because they don't think I'm ready to get married"

Also, they're not coming because you're telling them that they need to get to some unspecified beach in the next two weeks.

Mother Jibri just can’t shut her mouth and admit they don’t wanna see him marry Miona.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Floppy needs to tell Thais that the steroid sales didn’t go so well this month.

[emergency ring]

nah patrick just say youre broke

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol at the snickering shop dude

[greekmom]

Salesperson looks awkward.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, how long has it been since we've had a "take the foreign fiancee shopping for expensive furniture" scene?

Patrick: Can't we just go to Big Lots for a brown sectional? Why do we need all these highfalutin DECORATIONS? 

Edited June 20, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Ten thousand dollars! Damn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is this the 90Day version of Chip and Joanna Gaines?

[emergency ring]

is patrick keeping track of the bare minimum??! food and water really?!! driving?!!! 

[Straycat80]

Just go to Target, it’s cheaper and they have the same stuff. 

[Eldemarge]

Patrick should go live with Bilal at Camp Bland.

[OneGuy]

The "How do we Decorate?" controversy.

Edited June 20, 2022 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

Thais. Patrick cannot have anything pink in his manly home. His tiny dick will fall right off. 

[greekmom]

He should have taken her to IKEA

[TazDevil]

They should have gone to Bed Bath & Beyond

[Bees52]

Thais, just because there's money available, doesn't mean you must spend it on tacky stuff.

[For Cereals]

I’m on Thais’ side on this one.  Don’t take her to the store if you don’t want to buy anything.

[CSunshine76]

Hey Patrick, if you don’t want to spend a lot don’t go to a boutique decor store. What the hell did he expect?! The stores in the area they are in are ALL pricey!

Edited June 20, 2022 by CSunshine76

[magemaud]

Patrick, take Thais to Home Goods 

[Hotel Snarker]

Patrick: “I don’t want to spend money on something I don’t need.”

Also Patrick: “I’ma buy this Tesla.”

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

He should have taken her to IKEA

There’s a huge IKEA only 10 miles away. 

[charmed1]

Furniture shopping with central casting furniture salesman! Mark your bingo cards!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for Floppy to sell the Tesla because hell need the cash. Thais has champagne tastes.

Edited June 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

For a minute I thought Rock City was the local jewelry store 

Or at least a local dive bar. 

[goofygirl]

Thais AND Meoni are the same dang people!  At least NoNeck has some $$$ to spend, I'm getting the impression that good old JibJab doesn't have much $$$ in the old wallet.

Then there's the dress Meoni wants (that will be paid for SOMEHOW) and then there's EMILY who's already spending Daddy's money and has also bought herself a RING (because she WANTS A NICE RING, dammit!)

I can't with these fools.  They're driving me up the wall.

[emergency ring]

im sure patrick sold a lavish lifestyle to thais and now he cant keep up with it-- then he will blame thais for it

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Patrick should go live with Bilal at Camp Bland.

The House of Beige Collection.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

The "How do we Decorate" controversy.

Patrick can't understand why Thais isn't happy with the empty beer bottles and the traffic sign he and his buds stole that time. What other decorations does a house need? 

[Gobi]

Buy whatever Thighs wants, and put it all in John's half of the house.

[Hotel Snarker]

They don’t like the same colors????? Doomed.

[RichiesOlderBro]

His sister Nefertiti?

[Pepper Mostly]

Bilal is so excited that his sister can tag in for him in berating Shaeeda. Its exhausting doing it all on his own. 

[greekmom]

Does Bilahzebub only go to Juma? I mean doesn't he do anything else?

[magemaud]

Two wedding dress shopping expeditions in the first half hour?