90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OneGuy]

"God affirmed my relationship with a 24 year-old, not a 22 year-old.  Now what?"

[For Cereals]

Oh so now you care that she’s your daughter’s age.  Puhlease.  24 or 22…this is not a Hazmat situation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Maybe that is Pia Zadora.

I was wondering what she was up to these days!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok it is not like he thought she was 10 years older

[endure]

Geez, that was awkward Ben 😵‍💫

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Has God lead Wonky Eye astray?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben, catfishers always make mistakes because they can’t keep their lies straight. Take The Williams for example........

Hey, the Williams may have been telling the truth, at least as far as meeting at the London Airport goes.  He's probably still there in baggage claim, waiting for his special lady. . .

[Pepper Mostly]

Now Mahogany and her "parents" crack a bottle of wine and she gives them each a crisp twenty dollar bill. 

[DNR]

So for Ben he has a daughter 22

At his advanced age , 24is fine but 22 isn’t  STFU Ben

[LEILANI2]

The only acceptable answer was that you thought she was 32 and not 22 Ben you creep.

[OoogleEyes]

Two years make such a difference? I thought that love knows no age you freaking bullshit artist

[For Cereals]

Kimbaaaaleee we’re way past stupid

[greekmom]

Kim in the previews: "I feel stupid."

All of us: "We've been telling you that dumbass since day 1"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I KNEW that Ben must have been freaked out about her real age because he has a kid that’s 22yo and somehow, “falling in love” with someone two years older isn’t too sketchy. Such a fucking sleazeball.

Edited February 28, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

Go on OneEye!!!  Get your ass back to "Merica where you can find some 25 year old.  You have a 22 year old daughter, you old fool. Whut?  You wouldn't be JUST FINE if some old fart YOUR age showed up stalking YOUR 22 year old daughter??

Kimbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly, girl; you ARE stoopid.  Giantly stupid!!!  Maybe you and old OneEye can get together back in the States.  You deserve each other!

Edited February 28, 2022 by goofygirl

[RichiesOlderBro]

I am sad because we will not know this evening if Johnny made it to Dubai.

[Armchair Critic]

Mahogany is only 6 years older than my daughter, I would be giving Ben my foot up his ass

[LEILANI2]

I read an article once that an acceptable age range was half your age plus 8 when going younger.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Has God lead Wonky Eye astray?

God has a sense of humour. And sent Ben a lesson.

[Suzywriter]

Mahogany sure looks a lot like her "parents". 🙄

[endure]

I hope Ben returns to his hotel and gets on his hotline to God stat! This is a mess

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Two years make such a difference? I thought that love knows no age you freaking bullshit artist

Ben going to the PEDO handbook- tell them you thought she was 18 not 16.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I read an article once that an acceptable age range was half your age plus 8 when going younger.

That's 37 to my 59. Yuck.

[Armchair Critic]

If I were Mahogany's parents I would say to Ben

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I read an article once that an acceptable age range was half your age plus 8 when going younger.

Ohhh I can still get me a 20 something 

Edited February 28, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

I was expecting Ben to use that old cliché, "Tell your parents that 'age is just a number...'" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, endure said:

I hope Ben returns to his hotel and gets on his hotline to God stat! This is a mess

::::::checking for the Bible in the night-table drawer::::::

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Funny that when love knows no age it is always in reference to someone younger….not older

[DNR]

I’m still shocked a “mahogany”!showed in the first place 

 

can’t wait for Bens daughters “i told you so, you’ve been catfished”!

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I am sad because we will not know this evening if Johnny made it to Dubai.

Or Usman's big secret about Zara.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, I KNEW that Ben musty have been freaked out about her real age because he has a kid that’s 22yo and somehow, “falling in love” with someone two years older isn’t too sketchy. Such a fucking sleazeball.

Yes even he admitted it was "weird but still asked for a hug, ack 

[Eldemarge]

Ben is secretly thrilled to hear she's actually 22 and can't wait to tell his gross man friends at the gym that he has a college-aged girlfriend.

[greekmom]

I wonder if Mike was Ximena's first attempt at bagging an American for the $$.

She's really bad at it.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

I hope Ben returns to his hotel and gets on his hotline to God stat! This is a mess

God to Ben:  "Stop touching yourself"

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Mahogany is only 6 years older than my daughter, I would be giving Ben my foot up his ass

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Looks like Mike is going to end it with Ximena.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, I KNEW that Ben musty have been freaked out about her real age because he has a kid that’s 22yo and somehow, “falling in love” with someone two years older isn’t too sketchy. Such a fucking sleazeball.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder if Mike was Ximena's first attempt at bagging an American for the $$.

She's really bad at it.

I think so.  The other guys keep ending up in prison. 

[Suzywriter]

30 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So the mom takes care of Jasmine’s children?  Where are they?

They haven't been hired yet.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Now Mahogany and her "parents" crack a bottle of wine and she gives them each a crisp twenty dollar bill. 

Play a board game, order pizza and see if the VRBO has HBO.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Looks like Mike is going to end it with Ximena.

I was promised a Pole run dammit!

[Suzywriter]

Mike looks like a hopeful baseball. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Looks like Mike is going to end it with Ximena.

good.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena should teach a master class in deflecting blame.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok damn. Mike did nothing wrong. She is a terrible person

[DNR]

How is it humanly possible to have to continually use the translation app for EVERY SINGLE SIMPLE CONVO 

it would crack me up 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mike. Take your AMEX card and go home. Ximena hates you. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, endure said:

I hope Ben returns to his hotel and gets on his hotline to God stat! This is a mess

If I know guys, and I do, he went back to the hotel and spanked the monkey like it owes him money.

[RichiesOlderBro]

No sexy time for Mikey.  😢

[Armchair Critic]

CRINGE "are we going to be intimate on this trip or not?"