90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

Normal LOL. Ouch. 

[Suzywriter]

Ohhh, Harold is so cute.

[Straycat80]

Best time I ever had with a woman, and probably the first ever too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

wonder if her birthday present is going to be a Waterpik

“You’re not giving away the Waterpik!”

[Hotel Snarker]

Hahahaha, oh Jesus. Poor guy. How embarrassing.

[Frozendiva]

Ximena, one does not talk badly about the gift, er, money horse.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I guess Mike didn’t compare to her jail boyfriend. 

[Suzywriter]

Oh, Ximena....be nicer to your rescuer.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cow? Cow? Cow! Cow!

[TazDevil]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I guess Mike didn’t compare to her jail boyfriend. 

She should put some bars up in the middle of her bed

[tvrox]

Wow, so beautiful. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

ooohhh... how many pumps did this chump manage??

My guess, half a pump and he was done

[Hotel Snarker]

As dorky as he is, I really do appreciate the fact that he’s at least trying to learn Spanish and is trying to speak it as best as he can.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wow, Ximena sure has a lot of tattoos.

[kacesq]

Sure makeout in front of dad and the kids. 

[Straycat80]

The waterfalls are beautiful! Is the whole Ximena going to go everywhere with them. Guess so. 

[OneGuy]

This season has a theme of the men not performing in the sack.

Edited January 10, 2022 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

Mike looks old for 34.

[OoogleEyes]

He brought the entire family? yikes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Do they have to make out in front of the family? Jesus Christ.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is weird…why bring the whole family?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That is a beautiful place. Nice to take the entire family. Thanks, ATM Mike.

[Doublemint]

Ximena should get a few more tats to complete her look.

[Pepper Mostly]

A very romantic setting, with all the mountains and waterfalls. And her parents and kids and all her relatives. 

[Straycat80]

Just now, kacesq said:

Sure makeout in front of dad and the kids. 

She already made out in a jail so this is nothing. Lol! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sure makeout in front of dad and the kids. 

Cringe.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember when Big Ed played this same tune with Rose.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike doesn’t need to be wearing condoms I guess LOL

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My guess, half a pump and he was done

Half Pump Chump

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

He brought the entire family? yikes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t think he had a choice...

[Bees52]

Such pretty green scenery! Those waterfalls look so nice, refreshing!

Much nicer than icy rain and snow...

[charmed1]

Wait. Is that the Annuit cœptis symbol tattooed on Ximena’s arm? I mean come on, Mike. 

[Armchair Critic]

A romantic setting with her whole family there 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Wow, Ximena sure has a lot of tattoos.

They clash with her bathing suit.

[OneGuy]

Ximena: "It's going to be a hard blow for him."

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m old enough to remember when Big Ed played this same tune with Rose.

Didn’t like it then, don’t like it now. Cause you know Mike probably wants kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Mike decides to split, Ximena gets custody of the furniture.

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Ximena’s family is all in on the situation.

[Frozendiva]

Ximena, you love him? You are using him. And he's too clueless to know or admit to himself that he is being used.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Ximena should get a few more tats to complete her look.

And more disturbing piercings. 

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cue Jennnyyy…

 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea this right here ´is bullshit. She knows he wants kids, is she related to Ed? You love his wallet

Edited January 10, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

I have no interest in David and Annie mugging for the camera.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Ximena: "It's going to be a hard blow for him."

It better be during a hard blow...

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Ximena’s family is all in on the situation.

I think Ximena’s family is all in on the con. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ximena: "It's going to be a hard blow for him."

He'll take any blow he can get.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

A romantic setting with her whole family there 

I wonder if there was an entrance fee and if so, who paid...hmmm.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So can Ximena tote an aig that isn’t hers?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I have no interest in David and Annie mugging for the camera.

I can get behind their schtick...they both know this is transactional and they are playing it to the hilt. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m old enough to remember when Big Ed played this same tune with Rose.

Well, you know how the gang in the Sharp writers room rolls. Once they find a good plot line they like to ride that horse to the end.