90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OneGuy]

All of this "wedding" music they use in this show is nauseating to me.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

A real witch wouldn't challenge Mother Earth or get sassy unless they wanted to get blown off a cliff. 

I'll be very disappointed if this doesn't happen. 

[Red Bridey]

I am loving this wedding. How long does it take the two bridesmaids to walk down the aisle in a rainstorm? Let's get a move on,ladies! The officiant is like, let's get this over!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Was it only five minutes? Felt like an eternity. I was over here wailing like Ashley! 😭

There there. Here, breathe into this paper bag. Its all over now. Have a cookie. 

[Zombness]

Just now, magemaud said:

What/who the hell is Pachamama? 

It's a godess for the Indians in the Andes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Whoops, I just put 2 oz of  Vodka in my soda water

[Shelbie]

Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope they brought in a porto-potty so that the married couple have somewhere to go to work out their differences during the ceremony.

[magemaud]

Photo bomb! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

8 minutes ago, judylo said:

I lost my connection here for five minutes. Nobody else?

Yes, I had to close everything, restart, and cleared out my history.   Al in record time, before I could see Ashley ugly cry.   

Going on the beach with lightning around is so dangerous.   Is this a real beach wedding done by a company?  They usually have a nice indoor alternative for bad weather.  I wish the wedding party would walk faster, and get off that beach.  Manuel did some lovely vows, I hope he truly means what he says.    Ashley's are lovely too. 

 

Edited February 26, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Zombness said:

It's a godess for the Indians in the Andes.

Yeah, she's a real Wiccan all right. Her respect for the ancient gods is awe inspiring. "That bitch Pachamama better watch her back, that ho". 

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Every stand up comedian I’ve seen tells horror stories about Motel 6. Reviews at the one in DC are not great 😂 my husband refuses to stay at one.

Oh no stay FAR Away from the one in DC. Let me know if you need DC hotel recs! If you want something cheaper, stay in VA or MD and take the metro to DC. 

[MagicEyes]

Disappointing. No one got struck by lightning, no one got swept out to sea, no one fell of a cliff. I demand more from this crappy show. 

[kacesq]

I feel like production doesn’t have much faith in Ashley and Manuel…

[Red Bridey]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod.

It's all plastic

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There there. Here, breathe into this paper bag. Its all over now. Have a cookie. 

Sniff, sniff, breathes, sniff

Thank you,  Pepper, sniff

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod.

One of the Housewives of [Miami I think) wears that exact crown while sucking back booze out of a flask engraved with the word “ cockies “. I hate myself for knowing this.

[Doublemint]

I was thrown off the site too.  About 10 minutes.  Glad to be back.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaand, Anali's dad FLOUNCES! Bonus points to Dad Anali. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Oh no stay FAR Away from the one in DC. Let me know if you need DC hotel recs! If you want something cheaper, stay in VA or MD and take the metro to DC. 

Oh I will DM you before I book! We want to do 4 days and focus on the Museums. I want to go Canada Day weekend (July 1). It’s early but I have an alert on flights and prices because it is friggen expensive.

[Doublemint]

Is the Tell All next week???

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I was thrown off the site too.  About 10 minutes.  Glad to be back.

I logged in on a different browser. Still unable to log in for a few minutes though. At least we all made it back in time for Ashley and Manuel's touching nuptials. It would not have been the same if I couldn't share that transcendent moment with all of you, my snarky peeps!

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah.

Another month of Winter - don't get too excited yet!

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm really looking forward to the Tell Nothing, I hate that I'm saying that, but I am.  

I'm guessing the Tell Nothing can't be too far off?  

Sophie's mom couldn't wear a nice knee length dress?   That really short dress of hers is too short for standing uphill from the camera.   

Daddy Anali looked ticked from the first second of the video call.  Good thing he's not in the room, or Clayton might have to run for it. 

Edited February 26, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I remember the lovely dresses Sophie tried on at the bridal salon, she should have picked one of them.  

Manuel says he has to marry Ashley or 'all of his work will have been for nothing', not a good thing to say. 

Ashley's dress is pretty, but I don't like her tiara or headband or whatever that is.    

Yeah that headdress was awful. 

[Doublemint]

Couldn't they get married at the reception?  Seems crazy with the thunder and everyone getting wet.

[MagicEyes]

Being serious for a moment, maybe Anali does have a good reason for not wanting to tell her dad. 

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, I had to close everything, restart, and cleared out my history.   Al in record time, before I could see Ashley ugly cry.   

Going on the beach with lightning around is so dangerous.   Is this a real beach wedding done by a company?  They usually have a nice indoor alternative for bad weather.  I wish the wedding party would walk faster, and get off that beach.  Manuel did some lovely vows, I hope he truly means what he says.    Ashley's are lovely too. 

 

I'm glad she did them fluently, in both English and Spanish.

I was hoping that Anali would say a few words in English to Clayton as well, instead of the interpreter.

Ooh I wouldn't have wanted to be in her shoes, telling her father that she now has a husband.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anally’s father: This is bullshit. I’m outta here.

[Gobi]

My predictions:

Ashley/Manual - Divorce

Gino/Jasmine - Divorce

Rob/Sophie - Divorce

Korean Guy/Piggy - Stay married

Clayton/Anally - Divorce

Sam I Am/Citrus - Stay married

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Is the Tell All next week???

Yes!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Another month of Winter - don't get too excited yet!

Its going to be in the 50s all week here. I'm cautiously optimistic. 

I HATE turning the clocks ahead. Hate all this fiddling with clocks anyway. Jesus I'm salty today.

[Zombness]

Just now, Gobi said:

My predictions:

Ashley/Manual - Divorce

Gino/Jasmine - Divorce

Rob/Sophie - Divorce

Korean Guy/Piggy - Stay married

Clayton/Anally - Divorce

Sam I Am/Citrus - Stay married

I agree with you.

[MagicEyes]

What's happening with Sophie?

1) Runaway bride

2) Got lost on the way to the beach

3) Stopped to get new extensions

4) Looking for another sugar daddy who has a house with a bathroom

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its going to be in the 50s all week here. I'm cautiously optimistic. 

I HATE turning the clocks ahead. Hate all this fiddling with clocks anyway. Jesus I'm salty today.

I change the easy ones. Let’s see how my dog reacts. 

[CSunshine76]

No chairs at this beach wedding? My old fat ass wouldn’t be able to get up from a pillow!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Couldn't they get married at the reception?  Seems crazy with the thunder and everyone getting wet.

Sharp was going to have a beach wedding, come hurricane, hell, or high water. Or all three, come to that. 

Yes, Rob, she got all dressed up to walk away on the day of the wedding. Sweet Jesus he is dumb.

[Red Bridey]

Shut up, Rob. I would *hate* to sit in the sand. I hate sand. But I love the ocean, so I am a mess of contradiction!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

No chairs at this beach wedding? My old fat ass wouldn’t be able to get up from a pillow!

SAME. I'd just lean on a tree, or better still, find the bar. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Sophie, your love for Rob is so pure. It will overcome every obstacle in your path. Okay.

[MagicEyes]

Sophie's mom is unimpressed. Does she have a name? I've forgotten, but also I don't care.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Shut up, Rob. I would *hate* to sit in the sand. I hate sand. But I love the ocean, so I am a mess of contradiction!

You are large, you contain multitudes! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just got a text from AT&T apologizing for the outage. I’d prefer a check, thank you very much.

[sainte-chapelle]

The flower crowns were very popular 7 or 8 years ago. She ain’t bougie.

[magemaud]

Rob’s hair always makes me think of the underside of a horseshoe crab 

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah.

Noooo!! I hate Daylight Saving Time! I moan and wile for my lost hour for eight hectic "clocks are wrong, wake up late, exhausting" months. Did I mention that I hate Daylight Saving Time?

In the Fall, I leave out cakes and wine for Father Time to thank him for bringing back my hour unharmed. 

Edited February 26, 2024 by Suzywriter

[OneGuy]

"And Sophie, when I asked what you love most about Rob, you said, 'the accomodations.'"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob, marry in haste, rue the day at leisure.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I just got a text from AT&T apologizing for the outage. I’d prefer a check, thank you very much.

i think they're doing a refund.   Or something. 

 

The officiant looks familiar, I wonder if she's an actress with a side hustle?