90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sophie, pray for a hurricane. 

[tvrox]

She's only 90 percent sure?? Don't get married!! 

[magemaud]

Does Sophie have the ‘Rona? 

[Doublemint]

Covid test Soph - you might be typhoid Mary at the wedding.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

It varies a lot. I stayed at the same Motel 6 twice, and one room was recently remodeled, but the other one was horrible. 

If you like hearing everything that is going on in the next room, they’re great!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is no one sending down to the desk for cold medicine and cough drops and tea for Sophie? She doesn't need flowers! She need some Halls Mentho-lyptus drops and tea with honey! Jesus.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sophie, pray for a hurricane. 

Yes!  Get out the tarot cards.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

Check the reviews on Trip Advisor. They’re pretty basic. Some can be sketchy 

Every stand up comedian I’ve seen tells horror stories about Motel 6. Reviews at the one in DC are not great 😂 my husband refuses to stay at one.

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ok I’m Canadian and plan to travel to the US….is Motel 6 scary and terrifying? I was told never to stay at one. In Canada when I travel to small cities/towns/villages  always go with a motel and it’s fine. 

I’m not sure.  I’m in US and have aways heard of them….economy I think.  

[Pepper Mostly]

If your body is trying to keep you from getting married it should ramp it up. Send you into a coma maybe.

[MagicEyes]

Run, Sophie, run!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sophie, pray for a hurricane. 

I’m praying for some deep conditioning for her hair 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob's doing the Modified Hipster for the wedding, I see. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob is dressed like my 4 year old grandson was when he was the ring bearer at my son’s friend’s wedding.

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And all this time I thought he sprang from a test tube.

From an alien. 

[For Cereals]

I’m late but I really want to send Anali some dry shampoo…

[kacesq]

I feel like I’m watching that Gypsy Wedding show now..,taste level 

[Doublemint]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m praying for some deep conditioning for her hair 

Your prayers are unanswered.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Rob's doing the Modified Hipster for the wedding, I see. 

Did he prepare a song and dance, like the one he did to welcome Sophie at the airport?

[Bees52]

Oh wow, the makeup artist and Sophie have the same blonde hair...

I don't have much more than that to say other than, "Get married you two, if you're going to." Mom Sophie, let them be a happy married couple.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother Sophie: Oi! Oi'm kinda sad, yeah? Its just bin me and 'er, well, and 'er sugar daddies, innit? 

[MagicEyes]

I would watch a whole show of Ashley having panic attacks!

[sainte-chapelle]

Sophie is wearing a SHEIN cocktail dress. Not exactly bougie 

[Red Bridey]

And tears from Ashley. My cold black heart is dancing again! 

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I am a NJ Italian. We have very elaborate weddings. I try not to judge other weddings but…it’s not always easy. 

Same. Middle Eastern here, where 400 person weddings are considered small. And that gym they had the reception in would never pass muster. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did he prepare a song and dance, like the one he did to welcome Sophie at the airport?

Don't worry, Clayton is giving him lessons

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or those little net bags of Jordan almonds, the staple of every wedding I ever attended in the 70's. 

My late mother-in-law saved them for years! 

[SunnyBeBe]

I guess Sophie was going for that “less is more” look. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mother Sophie: Oi! Oi'm kinda sad, yeah? Its just bin me and 'er, well, and 'er sugar daddies, innit? 

“An’ I just ‘ope Rob stops bein’ a wanker.”

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sophie is wearing a SHEIN cocktail dress. Not exactly bougie 

That wasn’t the dress she picked at the bridal salon! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley, it will be even worse luck for you two to get married. Just saying.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

That wasn’t the dress she picked at the bridal salon!

She switched to the shorter dress because it's easier to run in! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I remember the lovely dresses Sophie tried on at the bridal salon, she should have picked one of them.  

Manuel says he has to marry Ashley or 'all of his work will have been for nothing', not a good thing to say. 

Ashley's dress is pretty, but I don't like her tiara or headband or whatever that is.    

Edited February 26, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[magemaud]

Ashley and her mom split a bag of dreads 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sophie is wearing a SHEIN cocktail dress. Not exactly bougie 

Rob laid down the law. Get a $15 wedding dress or no hotel for the wedding night. He's not some ATM with feet you know.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manuel sees the green card slipping away and is determined to get married regardless of the imminent hurricane.

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or those little net bags of Jordan almonds, the staple of every wedding I ever attended in the 70's. 

Those almonds need to come back! They were the best. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley feels like a princess, yet she still looks like a caricature of herself.

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Manuel sees the green card slipping away and is determined to get married regardless of the imminent hurricane.

and regardless of the incoming weather too!

Edited February 26, 2024 by OneGuy

[Doublemint]

The vail is not attached to the headpiece - weird!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That wasn’t the dress she picked at the bridal salon! 

It is NEVER the dress the prospective bride picks at the salon! Matt Sharp labors under the delusion that we thirst to see these idiots prancing around in wedding finery. Then relies on our short memories when none of those dresses are actually worn. 

[kacesq]

Oh that silly little halo.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley needs them to put the fainting couch in the back of the van.

[Bees52]

Oh... Ashley was putting the beads ON her locks? I thought she was taking them out when she was checking on the weather. I don't like them, but, it's not my wedding. 😒

[Zombness]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh that silly little halo.

Yep, she looks like the Statue  Of Liberty.

Edited February 26, 2024 by Zombness

[Gobi]

How does Ashley know she's a witch? Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Edited February 26, 2024 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Ashley is so dramatic. And OMG Citra and Sam are not that interesting. Can we be done with them? 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I guess Sophie was going for that “less is more” look. 

I actually think she looks really cute. Appropriate for a casual beach wedding. Just her hair, oy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d tell the driver to pull over and get out. Assley is out of her ever loving mind.

[SunnyBeBe]

Where I’m from, the bride dresses at the venue.  I can’t recall anyone going to the venue in their gown.  Just seems funny to me.