90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

And they lived happily ever after!

Never to be seen again, on the 90 Day Fiance franchise, right?

Right?!

......

A woman can dream...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine should have worn a Pnina Whoray wedding dress with see through butt panels. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

When we first “met” Gino, did he live with his Dad? I seem to remember a grouchy old man and a super messy kitchen. Did I make that up? Where is he?

I think was Marco 

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm a minister of the most random faith ever (American Marrage Ministries). I marry anyone sober enough to mumble yes and make an X.

TLC will be calling you soon!

[kacesq]

How exciting. A baby. Yawn. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Donde esta Coco? 

Coco was at the ceremony! In a cute little wedding outfit.

[magemaud]

Ah, there’s Coco! I was worried. 

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s small but one of the nicer weddings I have seen on this franchise. The space is simple but nice and bright and the outdoor ceremony was nice. What happened to the barn?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD THE GINO HEAD REVEAL

[xls]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Eldemarge]

His skull tan line, y'all...

[kacesq]

Nikki’s extensions are looking particularly stringy. 
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

On Happily Ever After, Gino and Jasmine make the requisite visit to the IVF clinic and we end up having to endure the sounds of Gino jerking off.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine should have worn a Pnina Whoray wedding dress with see through butt panels.

That dress is probably as close to a Pnina as she could get without spending Pnina-level money. Those things are not cheap. 

[Gobi]

I hear meth dealers can officiate in a pinch.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How exciting. A baby. Yawn. 

Next season on Happily Ever After, we will get an up close and personal tour of Jasmine's lady bits. Guaranteed. 

[magemaud]

Final head count. 14 including the bride and groom 

[Red Bridey]

Isn't Jasmine 45? Isn't Gino retired? I don't think an anchor baby is necessary or even possible, especially since Gino can't get it up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Nikki’s extensions are looking particularly stringy. 
 

She and Igor were too busy whooping it up in the love shack for her to pay attention to her grooming.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Gino without the hat looks better.   

With her outfits, and a following camera crew, Nikki wonders why everyone stares at her?  

 

 

[xls]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

That dress is probably as close to a Pnina as she could get without spending Pnina-level money. Those things are not cheap. 

Now I gotta look that up!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Isn't Jasmine 45? Isn't Gino retired? I don't think an anchor baby is necessary or even possible, especially since Gino can't get it up.

Well then, Jasmine will have to heroically look for a sperm donor elsewhere. She's a trouper. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That dress is probably as close to a Pnina as she could get without spending Pnina-level money. Those things are not cheap. 

In the Bridezillas forums, we used to call them stripper fairy dresses.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I hear meth dealers can officiate in a pinch.

I see what you did there!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That dress is probably as close to a Pnina as she could get without spending Pnina-level money. Those things are not cheap. 

They just make the bride look cheap.

[sainte-chapelle]

Maldova looks lovely. I kinda want to visit.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, xls said:

Now I gotta look that up!

https://www.pninatornai.com/?categoryId=143323

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I hear meth dealers can officiate in a pinch.

Just ask the cast of Love After Lockup! Remember the Sidewalk wedding? Sigh. 

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I wonder if the Rob's doggo will lie down on the air mattress during the night with Mama?

Nah, dogs have good taste. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They just make the bride look cheap.

Right? People spend a ton of cash to look that tacky and cheap

[MagicEyes]

I feel like Nikki is headed for a nose collapse disaster. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor knows what to say to keep his sugar mommy on the hook. He ends up doing a jig when she boards the plane.

Edited February 19, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Maldova looks lovely. I kinda want to visit.

According to my "heart daughter", who's from there, it is a beautiful country. Lots of vineyards. Chisinau is a lively city with lots of bars, cafes, and nightlife. Its one of those "hidden gem" places where you can get a lot of bang for your buck. 

Edited February 19, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

Igor is working hard for that green card! 

[Red Bridey]

Random airport guy is dragged out of the "romantic airport farewell shot."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I feel like Nikki is headed for a nose collapse disaster. 

She is perilously close to Michael Jackson territory. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD THE GINO HEAD REVEAL

I was so bored, I was researching waffle irons and missed it.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Igor knows what to say to keep his sugar mommy on the hook. He ends up doing a jig when she boards the plane.

He's been practicing!

[Eldemarge]

Moldova heaves a sigh of relief as the tackiness finally leaves the country.

[OneGuy]

"saying goodbye to Nikki, for me it's hard.  Which is ironic because when she is here, for me it's soft."

Edited February 19, 2024 by OneGuy

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

According to my "heart daughter" it is a beautiful country. Lots of vineyards. Chisinau is a lively city with lots of bars, cafes, and nightlife. Its one of those "hidden gem" places where you can get a lot of bang for your buck. 

Nikki was expecting more bang than she got.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, xls said:

Now I gotta look that up!

This one is $5K for second hand. I hope she doesn’t wear a black thong under it 

 

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Uncle Marco is hammered.

Wouldn't you be?

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go! 

Since Sam's converted why are they having a Christian ceremony at all? 

[kacesq]

Friends I just saw the trailer for HEA. Gino and Jasmine, Emily and Kobe, Alexei and whatshername, Ed and Liz, Mahmoud and skinny LA girl, Boston John and his wife and Angela and Michael. I can’t take it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra, your decision to marry Sam will end up being in the pantheon of bad decisions.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Ohh! Clayton is crying over the loss of his brother, not because Anali ran away. These previews, man, these previews.

Is the death of his bro why his mom is so messed up? 

[Bees52]

Aww such an emotional goodbye for Justinigor and Nikki!

How soon after she lands home will she start screeching at him again?

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!!!!!!! SUP????  I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Friends I just saw the trailer for HEA. Gino and Jasmine, Emily and Kobe, Alexei and whatshername, Ed and Liz, Mahmoud and skinny LA girl, Boston John and his wife and Angela and Michael. I can’t take it.

You can do it! We'll all do it together, it'll be fun!