90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Floatingbison]

19 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I feel like the Sister Wives Tell All is longer than the actual season.

There is no way I could handle watching that.... Kody with his hair... and them all AGONIZING about where they're gonna live.  Kill me now, amirite?

 

[kacesq]

I hate those long beards on men.

[Gobi]

A lot of the attendees don't want their face on camera.

[MagicEyes]

This is sweet. Am I still watching 90 Day Fiancé?

[Suzywriter]

Temu purchase: plant slug eyes. I'm hooked.

[Red Bridey]

Devin can't walk in a dress. But she looks very pretty and the flowers in her bouquet are lovely!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping this wedding doesn’t go through three days of celebration a la Kim and TJ’s.

[kacesq]

All things considered, these two have been remarkably low drama for this franchise.

[Floatingbison]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My feet hurt just looking at them.

Dr. Scholl... probably not even a real doctor.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Devin can't walk in a dress. But she looks very pretty and the flowers in her bouquet are lovely!

Her dress is a smidge too long.

[Pepper Mostly]

Look everyone, Devin is smiling!! It CAN happen! 

[judylo]

Aw, Devin looks happy!

[sainte-chapelle]

Devan looks beautiful. I really want her to move to Korea. His parents were nice and she seemed happier there.

[Doublemint]

Does he carry her on his back?   They did that with the other Deven.

[Gobi]

"Do you take this little piggy to be your lawful wedded spouse?"

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I hate those long beards on men.

ZZ Top has entered the chat

[xls]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate those long beards on men.

Me too! ugh

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m hoping this wedding doesn’t go through three days of celebration a la Kim and TJ’s.

Or the screaming….so.. much…screaming

[Red Bridey]

Why didn't Nick shave that godawful mustache off? He looks like a derelict.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love their wedding attire.

[Suzywriter]

Devin and Nick look stunning. Please let me stay.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Devin can't walk in a dress. But she looks very pretty and the flowers in her bouquet are lovely!

As she was kicking her way out of the room she reminded me of those girls in the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding shows, whose skirts were so huge they kicked their way down the aisle. 

[MagicEyes]

This is a pretty wedding. Hopefully they won’t have an expected bug storm!

[Eldemarge]

I'm surprised he didn't shout "YOUR HAND IS TOO FAT!" when he was putting the ring on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Devon can barely control her glee.

[renatae]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Dr. Scholl... probably not even a real doctor.

He isn't.

[kacesq]

I don’t like helicopters. No reception?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he did the dip! I confess, I squee'd. they looks so cute and happy. Highly unusual on this show. 

[Gobi]

This helicopter reminds me of instances where couples were killed on their wedding day.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

As she was kicking her way out of the room she reminded me of those girls in the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding shows, whose skirts were so huge they kicked their way down the aisle. 

Did you ever nail it!

[Merriwind]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Why didn't Nick shave that godawful mustache off? He looks like a derelict.

The definition of a cheesy mustache.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Devin can't walk in a dress. But she looks very pretty and the flowers in her bouquet are lovely!

😄 I noticed that too! If it's not the dress, whatever shoes she's wearing are killing her already.

Wow, very nice ceremony, and then a helicopter ride!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So I've been wrapping presents for the last two days. Today I had a gift wrap panic attack and dashed out to Target for more gift wrap. Also tags and tape. I spent over $100. I am only about halfway done with wrapping. Send help. 

So you're getting gifts for all your fellow snarkers?! :) 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Dr. Scholl... probably not even a real doctor.

He was a podiatrist! 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Scholl's

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton, please check your passive aggressive behavior at the door.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Devin and Nick look stunning. Please let me stay.

I too think they look adorable and very happy.

[Suzywriter]

Nick just might have some fire under all of that awkwardness.

[Eldemarge]

Omg, the first chance he gets to whine to people that he's not getting laid, he's doing it.  In public.  With his girl right next to him.  What. A. DOUCHE!

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, renatae said:

He isn't.

"He attended The University of Illinois College of Medicine, where received his M.D. degree in 1904. After graduating medical school he began his own company, Dr. Scholl Inc. Using his combined expertise of footwear and medicine, he developed over 1,000 foot care products throughout his lifetime."  

He was a real foot doctor, podiatrist, but his degree was from 1904 too.  He died in 1968.   

Company has been sold several times, and Bayer now owns them.  So, you can take Bayer products when you fall off of their sandals.

I love the Amazon Llama commercial.   

Edited December 18, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Clayton easily earns the Douche of the Night award for that comment. Maybe even Douche of the Season.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m such a loser but I really just want to go to a alpaca farm and pet them and feed them and maybe buy a hat.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This helicopter reminds me of instances where couples were killed on their wedding day.

Worst. Wedding. Ever.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m such a loser but I really just want to go to an alpaca farm and pet them and feed them and maybe buy a hat.

Alpaca yarn is very nice! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Going to rain here in the Northeast all day long tomorrow. At least it’s not snow!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

So you're getting gifts for all your fellow snarkers?! :) 

I got you all something nice. Everyone is getting a pet guinea pig, a brand new suitcase, and a duvet. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Gobi said:

Clayton easily earns the Douche of the Night award for that comment. Maybe even Douche of the Season.

Does he think this will be a turn-on for his lady and she'll start clawing at his crotch later???  I hope she gets the ick so bad around him, she has to get on a plane.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Alpaca yarn is very nice! 

I have mittens already I got from the Royal agricultural fair and I love them

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

"He attended The University of Illinois College of Medicine, where received his M.D. degree in 1904. After graduating medical school he began his own company, Dr. Scholl Inc. Using his combined expertise of footwear and medicine, he developed over 1,000 foot care products throughout his lifetime."

He was a real foot doctor, but his degree was from 1904 too.  He died in 1968.  

Company has been sold several times, and Bayer now owns them.  So, you can take Bayer products when you fall off of their sandals.

I love the Amazon Llama commercial.   

Dr. Scholl went for the money!  Can't say I blame him.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

"He attended The University of Illinois College of Medicine, where received his M.D. degree in 1904. After graduating medical school he began his own company, Dr. Scholl Inc. Using his combined expertise of footwear and medicine, he developed over 1,000 foot care products throughout his lifetime."

He was a real foot doctor, but his degree was from 1904 too.  He died in 1968.  

Company has been sold several times, and Bayer now owns them.  So, you can take Bayer products when you fall off of their sandals.

I love the Amazon Llama commercial.   

Feet have mostly stayed the same since 1904, except the ones bruised by those sandals.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I got you all something nice. Everyone is getting a pet guinea pig, a brand new suitcase, and a duvet. 

What about a fridge?