90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

"She said that she saw Bigfoot. Have you seen Bigfoot?"

[AR Traveler]

Hasn't Tryae connected the dots that this girl, um, charges?  It's sure pinging for me.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"She said that she saw Bigfoot. Have you seen Bigfoot?"

“I seen ‘em on FeetFinder.”

[Eldemarge]

I'm sure Carmella is used to this. Sometimes the Johns want sex.  Sometimes they just want to babble about their sad lives to a pretty lady.  

She's on the clock, though!  He better get to the point.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At 5pm this afternoon, I realized that I hadn’t done anything all day long. So I threw in a load of laundry and called it a day.

[For Cereals]

Whenever I hear Statler, I just hear Ellen stand-up and awkward Ellen from the Ellen Show.

[Drogo]

Not the fucking pimple popper. 

[LEILANI2]

Dempsey is too pretty and deserves better then Statler.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

At 5pm this afternoon, I realized that I hadn’t done anything all day long. So I threw in a load of laundry and called it a day.

ditto.

THough i went to the antique store and found a Mister Mister record and Bat out of Hell.

Still looking for my Boy George record.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At 5pm this afternoon, I realized that I hadn’t done anything all day long. So I threw in a load of laundry and called it a day.

Are you in my head?  This is me on many a Sunday 🤣

[Gobi]

"But you had to feel the love when I was looking at your photos!" - Tyray

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm going to move in with you!"

Edited August 14, 2023 by Gobi

[Drogo]

This scavenger hunt would be so cute if she wasn’t planning to end it with batshit craziness.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At 5pm this afternoon, I realized that I hadn’t done anything all day long. So I threw in a load of laundry and called it a day.

That sounds perfect to me! I just did the weekly cook (beet gazpacho, potato leek soup. and sausage and chard lasagna-got a big bunch of chard at the farm this week). And now I am tucked up in bed snarking with my favorite peeps.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler does the love bombing and then wonders why her past relationships never worked out.

[AR Traveler]

"I hope it's not a proposal"

This is not going to go well.

[tvrox]

Hi all!!

 

[TMI]

Stspler is ready to move in with anyone once her lease is up

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Drogo said:

This scavenger hunt would be so cute if she wasn’t planning to end it with batshit craziness.

I thought it would end with Statler splayed out naked in the field waiting for sex.

[Zombness]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Dempsey is too pretty and deserves better then Statler.

I agree.

[Eldemarge]

I know we just met but I'M READY TO MOVE IN WITH YOU!!!  IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!  DO YOU LOVE ME???

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought it would end with Statler splayed out naked in the field waiting for sex.

While she was waiting she had sex with a scarecrow, a passing mail carrier, and a large piece of farm equipment. 

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought it would end with Statler splayed out naked in the field waiting for sex.

This would be an improvement

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought it would end with Statler splayed out naked in the field waiting for sex.

Or taking a dump in the field.

[Drogo]

Run Dempsey, run. The marshmallows were the high point. 

[Pepper Mostly]

God, Statler's "I'm an awkward manic pixie dream girl" schtick is getting hella old.

[Bees52]

I have to admit I needed to snack on potato chips (didn't have popcorn ready) during the Christian vs. Cleo and Tyray and his Mystery Date segments.

This Slater, I mean Statler segment... well, she's trying. I'm waiting on her move-in proposal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler: I love you. And I need a place to live.

[Drogo]

Nothing like saying I love you then pausing for twenty awkward seconds

[Eldemarge]

Statler loves anyone who promises her a meal ticket and a bed.

[AR Traveler]

I love a lot of people I don't want to live with.  

And Holy Cow, let's jump to moving to England!

[Zombness]

Dempsey RUNNNNNN!!    You deserve better.  Statler is an opportunist and will take advantage of you every step of the way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it okay to call that a pregnant pause? I’m not sure, what with all the terrible decision-making skills on this show.

[Doublemint]

Dempsey is such an innocent.  As soon as she says she loves Statler, Statler makes her move about living with Dempsey. 

[greekmom]

all Dempsy has to say is "Look Statler, this isn't 90 Day UK. It's BEFORE the 90 Days..."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I really hope that Dempsey doesn’t morph into Dumbsey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Dempsey is such an innocent.  As soon as she says she loves Statler, Statler makes her move about living with Dempsey. 

I just hope Dempsey's dad or her nice farmer friend can talk her off the ledge. 

[Floatingbison]

10 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm sure Carmella is used to this. Sometimes the Johns want sex.  Sometimes they just want to babble about their sad lives to a pretty lady.  

She's on the clock, though!  He better get to the point.

I've heard of that.  I had a client who was a "professional"  who said that one regular john hired her just to shoot baskets at his home basketball court.  

It's a strange world out there.

[tvrox]

On 8/8/2023 at 3:56 PM, Frozendiva said:

There was an offer on Friday night.  It was a little low so the realtor counter offered.  It was accepted. The cheque for the deposit went to the realtor this morning. Now to find somewhere to move to.

Good luck! We'll be here with snark when you have TV again. 

[AR Traveler]

The first thing Statler would do would be needle Dempsey into moving.  She has such a strong personality, I can see her steamrolling Dempsey into changing who she is just to accomodate Statler.

[greekmom]

Honestly. I like these two.

i hope they work out.

 

[LEILANI2]

I can't stand this arrogrant 'it only took me a month to learn to sign' translator.  She's been with them for a few days now.

[Drogo]

Women tend to get a little sad when their mothers die suddenly and tragically, David. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The translator and Sheila have become best buds. If things don’t work out David, all won’t have been lost.

[greekmom]

Maybe David can leave some money to Aimee so that she can do some intense classes with Sheila.

 

[LEILANI2]

wow she's gonna shit all over the castle too. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sheila. Honey. Jealous of Aimee? She has a face like a slapped ass and a personality to match. 

[Gobi]

"Other than your mother dying, how's my visit so far?"

[Drogo]

No Sheila don’t cry, I hate this, I wish they weren’t airing this.

[magemaud]

32 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Why would I have sex with you last night and then lie?". Right. Because guys never, ever do that

Usually it’s the other way around. They don’t have sex but brag that they did 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David got way more than he bargained for.