90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

"Let's have sex at all the Jack the Ripper murder sites!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Christian gave Cleo a list of questions to ask him so he can show off different aspects of his schtick and use it as an audition tape.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This sounds super shallow, but we already know we don't like Christian, so I'm going to say it:  The stark color difference between his head hair and his face hair really, really bugs me.  

Yes, he looks like the walking dead. A vampire if you will

[mmecorday]

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On Camilla's lap!

You'd have to clear away a lot of Chardonnay bottles. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

On Camilla's lap!

DEAD

[Suzywriter]

Beany dude has a wonky eye. That's always a dead giveaway for upcoming crazy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Christian you idiot …Canadians don’t drive on the left side of the road, independence has nothing to do with it. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, mmecorday said:

You'd have to clear away a lot of Chardonnay bottles. 

And cigarette packets

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Christian you idiot …Canadians don’t drive on the left side of the road, independence has nothing to do with it. 

He might have had to shift with his left hand!! You don't want to put him through that, do you? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Christian you idiot …Canadians don’t drive on the left side of the road, independence has nothing to do with it. 

He prob thinks New Mexico is in Mexico 

[greekmom]

He didn't shower.

Ugh.

[AR Traveler]

For the love of Pete, does no one take a shower after hours in the airplane?

[Suzywriter]

Did Christian say "a transformer"?

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Shower, brush teeth, sleep, and leave the suitcase on the floor. The floor. 

Shower was a must. I felt disgusting. I brush my teeth straight off the plane Darcey style.

[magemaud]

Why is Christian dressed like a cat burglar? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Beany dude has a wonky eye. That's always a dead giveaway for upcoming crazy. 

@Suzywriter I love that you're as petty as I am.  We must be distance relatives. 💘

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, greekmom said:

He didn't shower.

Ugh.

Grosss🤢🤢

[mmecorday]

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He prob thinks New Mexico is in Mexico 

Ooh, there's a NEW Mexico! [/homer simpson voice]

[charmed1]

I can’t deny those cats are pretty cute. I screamed “kitty!” and my cat just woke up and gave me a death stare. He’s been going through my phone and seeing pictures of other cats.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

He didn't shower.

Ugh.

Do any of them?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next: Violet’s mother tells the truth about Riley. I hope Violet is listening.

Edited July 10, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Gobi said:

Do any of them?

None. And it’s beyond vile. 

[Eldemarge]

My cat got some banana pudding last night so he's here thinking it's going to happen again.  Too bad, piggy!  It's time for a popsicle!

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK peeps, its Gino and Jasmine. Any news to share? 

My news: My lad just took a job as sous chef at the place he's been working part time! Pay raise, close to home, and he really likes it there. He's chuffed and I am super pleased for him!

Congrats to your son! 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

My cat got some banana pudding last night so he's here thinking it's going to happen again.  Too bad, piggy!  It's time for a popsicle!

Now I am going to have a popsicle, yummo 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

None. And it’s beyond vile. 

I'm hoping that production just doesn't waste air time on it. 

[AR Traveler]

I have an ad about "Intermittent Fasting for Seniors".  I do that; it's called "going to work".

[Doublemint]

Maybe they shower after the camera man leaves?   Uh, no, I doubt it.   Make it a bingo square - plane lands in foreign country - no shower.

[Suzywriter]

Helloooooo, Sunglass Hut guy!

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe they shower after the camera man leaves?   Uh, no, I doubt it.   Make it a bingo square - plane lands in foreign country - no shower.

Also we saw big Ed in the shower

[greekmom]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe they shower after the camera man leaves?   Uh, no, I doubt it.   Make it a bingo square - plane lands in foreign country - no shower.

I would include. Lands in a foreign country, no shower and sleeps with the person

[Bees52]

Not sure why but I mostly ignore Christian and Cleo's segments. 🥱

[Suzywriter]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

I have an ad about "Intermittent Fasting for Seniors".  I do that; it's called "going to work".

I just got put on Metformin to treat insulin resistance. For the first time in my life, I'm not craving/hungry every minute of every day. I can actually intermittent fast now. it's nothing short of a miracle. 

[mmecorday]

This ought to be fun. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Not sure why but I mostly ignore Christian and Cleo's segments. 🥱

Because it smells bad, bad I tell you

fake fake fake fake fake

[Suzywriter]

Ok, you may have to kick me out of the group. I like the Busbys. I like the multiples shows. I always wanted to have multiples but alas, it wasn't to be. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My cat got some banana pudding last night so he's here thinking it's going to happen again.  Too bad, piggy!  It's time for a popsicle!

Wait, banana pudding? I thought vanilla pudding was his jam? You give him banana too? Your cat lives the life of Riley!

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Also we saw big Ed in the shower

With a dead rat that was his doppelgänger. Why did you have to remind us?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cute dog. That’s the best part of this segment.

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ok, you may have to kick me out of the group. I like the Busbys. I like the multiples shows. I always wanted to have multiples but alas, it wasn't to be. 

Just because I don't agree with you - we can agree to disagree.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, charmed1 said:

With a dead rat that was his doppelgänger. Why did you have to remind us?

Because I’m evil

[magemaud]

Riley: “it’s very nice to mee-chew”

[CrazyInAlabama]

With the Busbys, I hate how the parents have their entire income from exploiting their kids.   The kids are always on camera, and have zero privacy.      

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Your cat lives the life of Riley!

He starts fights with Vietnamese women?

[greekmom]

At least he didn't give them prayer purses with a gun holder.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Also we saw big Ed in the shower

Don't forget how many times we saw Jesse in the shower! The great minds at Sharp labored under the delusion that we all harbored a mighty thirst for a glimpse of Jesse's manly physique. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, banana pudding? I thought vanilla pudding was his jam? You give him banana too? Your cat lives the life of Riley!

If it's the dish I'm thinking of, banana pudding is bananas, vanilla pudding, vanilla wafers and whipped cream. 

I've never cared for it, but a lot of people love it. 

Also, NILLA is the only vanilla wafer in the world. All others belong in children's play kitchens.. 

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, banana pudding?

Did it have donuts mixed in?

[sainte-chapelle]

Eat you asshat it’s rude not too. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This ought to be fun. 

If by fun you mean "excruciatingly embarrassing"