90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

He is creepy, smug, and has a fanatical glint in his eye. He wants to pretend that Meisha’s past is magically gone and she’s a virgin? Does that mean he’s wishing away the existence of her two children? What a charmer. 
 

Long time no chat, everyone! This feels good. Missed all you beautiful.

Glad to see you back! I've been reading over some of the old chats and saying to myself "whatever happened to....?". Nice to see some familiar folks coming back into the chat fold!

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

But but but... they both love Jesus.

Threesome time?

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Amanda’s purse changes every shot from crossbody to hanging off one shoulder.
This also shows how boring she is. I am paying more attention to her purse than her inane conversation.

That’s what I was thinking too. She has the charisma of an over boiled carrot 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Threesome time?

Matt Sharp is determined to get a threesome on here by hook or by crook!

[greekmom]

Jasmine should have forgone the butt plugs and invested in a good vibrator.

 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Threesome time?

Dead eee

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol I love that dog

[greekmom]

Jasmine's lips look like she was stung by a bee in the TH

[Bees52]

Is the dog trying be affectionate with Gino, or push him out the bed?

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Matt Sharp is determined to get a threesome on here by hook or by crook!

☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

[mmecorday]

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Lol I love that dog

The only good thing about Gino and Jasmine's screen time. They're the worst. The worst, Jerry. The worst. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s a bad sign when sex isn’t the first thing on a man’s mind after a few months long hiatus.

[greekmom]

you don't peel potatoes with that big ass knife.

You would use a parring knife.

She's really setting him up

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Yes, It's been a long time, sit down - pull up a chair and welcome back!

Thank you!

Saints preserve us, I cannot with Yeeno and Jasmine anymore. Jasmine is such a prick. Let her fleece Yeeno. He deserves it for being so utterly moronic.

[GrammyPammy]

Wow, Gino is so rigid. He doesn’t know how to “make do”.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’m not a pushover,” said Casper Milquetoast.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Jasmine should have forgone the butt plugs and invested in a good vibrator.

 

Or at the very least, a potato peeler. Sheesh. Gino does not have the proper "equipment", tsk tsk. Foreshadowing? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hey, it happens!

Is that how you hurt your wrist…… I will see myself out again.

[Gobi]

There's really no need to peel potatoes. They're fine with the skin.

[LEILANI2]

Gino is dressed and acting like the dead guy on Weekend's at Bernies. Something is really off with him. Maybe he really is sick and not taking the ED as  a serious symptom.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

you don't peel potatoes with that big ass knife.

You would use a parring knife.

She's really setting him up

Good!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I’m not a pushover,” said Casper Milquetoast.

This is the hill he's going to die on. The Battle of the Potato Peeler. 

[Suzywriter]

Where is the potato going? 

[Eldemarge]

Omg, the way Gino whines about a potato peeler is making my ovaries shrivel.

Stab him, Jasmine.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

you don't peel potatoes with that big ass knife.

You would use a parring knife.

She's really setting him up

Sharps so shady with the close up of the knife too lol

[mmecorday]

If this is their audition reel for the Food Network, they need to step up their game. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Gino seems to be itching for a fight

[judylo]

Gino hates Jasmine. He doesn’t have the proper equipment.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Gobi said:

There's really no need to peel potatoes. They're fine with the skin.

I was thinking the same thing. I prefer them that way! This is just a stupid power struggle.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or at the very least, a potato peeler. Sheesh. Gino does not have the proper "equipment", tsk tsk. Foreshadowing? 

Are you suggesting a penis? Asking for a friend?

[Shelbie]

Gino wants to have an argument so he doesn’t have to have sex.

[charmed1]

Take that stupid hat off indoors! My grandfather would’ve lost it. It looks like it came from a child size magician’s costume.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is there a reason why they can't go to Target and get a peeler and a cutting board? 

 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Gino seems to be itching for a fight

He is a total douche.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Wow, Gino is so rigid. He doesn’t know how to “make do”.

He's an engineer, so there's a right way and a wrong way - that's it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Gino seems to be itching for a fight

YA THINK??

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is the hill he's going to die on. The Battle of the Potato Peeler. 

Next week: Gino and Jasmine argue over the proper way to mash potatoes. Must see TV!

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Take that stupid hat off indoors! My grandfather would’ve lost it. It looks like it came from a child size magician’s costume.

Dead again. 

[LEILANI2]

Why did Gino even go to Panama, I get more excited thinking about my next trip to the grocery store.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

I was thinking the same thing. I prefer them that way! This is just a stupid power struggle.

Whether or not it's needed, peel the damned thing, you moldy-looking sex tourist. 

He makes me want to use the R word.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week: Gino and Jasmine argue over the proper way to mash potatoes. Must see TV!

Mashed!

Riced!

Mashed! 

Riced!

[Eldemarge]

If she puts the potato INSIDE of the hat, it will fall off the balcony faster. 🤔

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

He's an engineer, so there's a right way and a wrong way - that's it.

He ain't wired right. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week: Gino and Jasmine argue over the proper way to mash potatoes. Must see TV!

"Mash them on the bias!"

[greekmom]

why didn't she just grab some takeout instead of cook?

like sheesh. first night and all.

She wants sex. He doesn't. They are both looking for a  good fight. Wonder if Jasmine will do her screeching.

[Doublemint]

Way to an Italian guy's heart - meatless meatballs and potato dinner.

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Sorry, was witness to a car crash and had to give statements. No one was hurt but dude was high as a kite

Glad you are ok! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

If she puts the potato INSIDE of the hat, it will fall off the balcony faster. 🤔

DEAD

I am laughing like a hyena over here.

[Mrs. Landingham]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Glad to see you back! I've been reading over some of the old chats and saying to myself "whatever happened to....?". Nice to see some familiar folks coming back into the chat fold!

Aww that’s nice, thank you!

Those potatoes have more charisma than Yeeno or Jasmine. Even the dog is embarrassed.
 

NEXT.

 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

I am laughing like a hyena over here.

Quality snark tonight 🌶️