90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh crap, figures. I'm sick as a dog and doubt I can make the chat. I will do my best but I am fading fast. (I lay it at the feet of @Suzywriter, who must have breathed toward me from Maine). Snark on in my memory, friends!

[Drogo]

[judylo]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh crap, figures. I'm sick as a dog and doubt I can make the chat. I will do my best but I am fading fast. (I lay it at the feet of @Suzywriter, who must have breathed toward me from Maine). Snark on in my memory, friends!

Feel better!!

[kacesq]

Good evening snarker! Hoping @Pepper Mostly recovers in time for the Tell Nothing…

[greekmom]

hey guys.

lets do this! last episode!

[Bees52]

Good evening, all!

@Pepper Mostly Hope you can stay for a little bit. If not, get some rest, and get better soon.

[Gobi]

@Pepper Mostly, but you'll miss the bestest episode of the season!

[Hotel Snarker]

27 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh crap, figures. I'm sick as a dog and doubt I can make the chat. I will do my best but I am fading fast. (I lay it at the feet of @Suzywriter, who must have breathed toward me from Maine). Snark on in my memory, friends!

NOOO, the snark is dull without you here, the one and only, feel better!

Rated last week’s episode a 4 because of way too much Gabe and Isabel. Pillbilly was noticeably absent too. I feel like with each couple we need a balance or something every episode.

[greekmom]

Get better soon @Pepper Mostly.  We will miss your snark

[Doublemint]

Looking for a donkey to ride, but here anyway.   @Pepper Mostly  feel better!

[Bees52]

Don't seem so smug, Jen. Your guy is over there crying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper MostlyDon’t make me have to tell Jen’s friends to give you a lecture on being there for your snark friends! Have some hot and sour soup to unclog the nasal passages!

[Hotel Snarker]

Aaaaaand we start with the Stilwell Stoners aka Jen and the Holograms.

[GrammyPammy]

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

[kacesq]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

I’m so sorry @GrammyPammy we will do our best for you,

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jen and her friends don’t know the half of it. Sucks to be you, Jen.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper MostlyDon’t make me have to tell Jen’s friends to give you a lecture on being there for your snark friends! Have some hot and sour soup to unclog the nasal passages!

At the very least, floss your nasal passages!

[Eldemarge]

I'm sorry you're feeling unwell, @Pepper Mostly!

 

The Harpies are here...

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

The door is open - waltz in and plop down girl!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Get better soon, Pepper Mostly.     Your snark will be missed.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

The Allen shooting really, REALLY upset me this morning as well. Sending hugs 🫂

[Gobi]

So, will Randi be the stripper at Rishi Washi's bachelor party?

[kacesq]

May I be genuine for a moment and mention how much I love the community we’ve built over this show? Cause I do.❤️❤️

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

We’re better than Calgon, sweetie.

[Suzywriter]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh crap, figures. I'm sick as a dog and doubt I can make the chat. I will do my best but I am fading fast. (I lay it at the feet of @Suzywriter, who must have breathed toward me from Maine). Snark on in my memory, friends!

I swear, I never breathed at all!

[kacesq]

Seriously? We’re watching a guy trim his nose hair, I need to examine my life choices lol.

Does he have a tattoo on the side of his head?

[Suzywriter]

Soy una notaria!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

May I be genuine for a moment and mention how much I love the community we’ve built over this show? Cause I do.❤️❤️

Me too, @kacesq. It arose organically and it’s just so comfortable. Love you guys.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Does he have a tattoo on the side of his head?

Yes, it’s kind of a compass rose. Or a protractor? You never know when you might need one 
 

Edited May 8, 2023 by magemaud

[Hotel Snarker]

Ironic that these three are all on about how Rishi can’t make his own decisions when they took the decision of how to tell his family away from him…

Oh, and after seeing that TikTok where she basically outed that Rishi’s uncle called his developmentally delayed brother “useless” as an excuse to take the burden off her and her harpies - literally information that does NOT need to be public - I’m calling it now: I hate Jen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabe, tell Monica to behave herself and stop interfering in your life with Isabel. It’s none of her business.

[Mr. Miner]

Gabe could be the star of the new show “People I Don’t Care About”

[Hotel Snarker]

She came all that way not even to attend the wedding? Suuure. Bitch.

[Gobi]

WTF is that tattoo on the side of his head? A sextant?

[Shelbie]

Oh no ! Monica is upset. This must be the first time in 90 day history that there has been drama on a wedding day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabe, if Monica doesn’t want to attend, so be it. Have some boundaries, dude.

[kacesq]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Oh no ! Monica is upset. This must be the first time in 90 day history that there has been drama on a wedding day.

I’m completely shocked.

[Hotel Snarker]

Gabe and Monica need a certified interventionist to work through their problems. I personally know one.

[Doublemint]

Well, his Mother is going.   She should order Monica to attend.  Most Mother's would do that.

[kacesq]

Does Gabe’s mom ever have anything to say?

Spoke too soon.

[Bees52]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She came all that way not even to attend the wedding? Suuure. Bitch.

I know right. I'm sure she will show up, though-  probably just in time to object to the union, but she will show up.

[Shelbie]

If only Gabe had a coconut to kick around this could all have been avoided.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m calling it now: I hate Jen.

What took you so long? How do you feel about Danielle? 

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh dear lord Gabe is boring.

[Eldemarge]

Okay, Gabe. Enough. Time to nut up, Buddy! You are at your own wedding.

Edited May 8, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Hotel Snarker]

Monica urinated on Gabe’s trust…

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

WTF is that tattoo on the side of his head? A sextant?

Yes, that’s the word I was searching for! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

I know right. I'm sure she will show up, though-  probably just in time to object to the union throw a cocktail but she will show up.

FTFY

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

What took you so long? How do you feel about Danielle? 

Oh, she’s my favorite.

[Baltimore Betty]

Kris is really wearing her heart on her sleeve now isn't she...and that red hat, ugh.