90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She bugs the shit out of me. There, I said it. 

There is a forum for that.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Cold blooded snake! Look into his eyes! Uh oh, he’s been telling lies!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

i miss Princess Toast.

I'd rather Princess Toast than mustache girl any day.

Lort, here we go....  The twisted sisters have gotten old Jen to get ready to throw it all up against the wall at his parent's house and BOOM!  She thinks this is going to endear her to Rishi's Mom & Dad.  APPARENTLY, she hasn't seen old Jenny & Summit dealio.

[Drogo]

Oh good Jenn found Rishi a wife. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hearing the “Intervention” theme song on my head. 

[Shelbie]

Jen just give it up and go home.

[Baltimore Betty]

Nicole at the reunion in a one shoulder dress, the whore of Babylon she is!

[Pepper Mostly]

The two friends on the couch are arranging their faces like they're on a Zoom call. You know how you catch a glimpse of yourself onscreen and resettle your face? Like that. 

Oh, yes, Jen is threatened by the translator. This "plan" is off to a lovely start. 

[Hotel Snarker]

What a great way to start a marriage. Ambushing your hopefully future in laws.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I want to prepare you. This is an American reality TV show that caters to the lowest common denominator, so things are sure to get ugly".

Meanwhile, the translator is all "Look, I'm just here to translate. I couldn't care less about your stupid backstory"

Edited April 24, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[greekmom]

i feel bad for the translator.

[Drogo]

“We might accidentally let it slip that they’re engaged. By accident. And if we do, make sure you tell them that. Accidentally.”

[Shelbie]

I hope the translator is getting paid a ton of money to do this bullshit.

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, yes, Jen is threatened by the translator. This "plan" is off to a lovely start. 

Why didn’t she hire an ugly guy translator? Is every Indian woman a threat? 

[sainte-chapelle]

That bitch friend is chomping at the but to tell them. Meddling shrew

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is a stupid plan that will only serve to humiliate Rishi and his family. Good work.

[Hotel Snarker]

Translator is thinking she's gonna be on Jerry Springer.

[goofygirl]

Interpreter is having second thoughts!!  She's thinking " I have NEVER HAD TO TRANSLATE SUCH SHIT IN MY LIFE!!!"

Jen, it's not you... It's your dingbat friends who want to do this NOW.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week Johan and Jaylen measure their dicks side by side.

[greekmom]

I wonder guys if Debbie DID promise Ousamma a visa and she is gaslighting him.

Otherwise why would he be with her??

[Drogo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week Johan and Jaylen measure their dicks side by side.

A sword fight. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Let’s all give Bindi a big hug. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That bitch friend is chomping at the but to tell them. Meddling shrew

But she’s a “Certified Interventionist” 

[Zombness]

"A cold blooded snake" that[s exactly how Ossama looks, like a snake.

[Gobi]

There's light at the end of the tunnel, this season will end!

Till next time.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I wonder guys if Debbie DID promise Ousamma a visa and she is gaslighting him.

Otherwise why would he be with her??

The turn around was just so sudden and weird. Maybe it was something they cooked up to be on the show but Debbie changed her mind about bringing him over. It is all so sudden and strange.

Edited April 24, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why didn’t she hire an ugly guy translator? Is every Indian woman a threat? 

She wanted to add more nuance and texture to her story. "How about a woman translator? A really pretty one? Then I could gesture dramatically to her while haranguing Rishi's family and say 'I suppose you'd prefer someone like HER for your son!' What do you think?"

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I want to prepare you. This is an American reality TV show that caters to the lowest common denominator, so things are sure to get ugly".

Meanwhile, the translator is all "Look, I'm just here to translate. I couldn't care less about your stupid backstory"

She just wants to harvest her American Dollar and go home

[goofygirl]

Only 2 episodes left, peeps!  Until the tell nothing! WHOOPIE!!  At least we got the donkey tonight!

Praise Jeebus.

This is always so much fun with you guys.  Hope you all have a very happy week. Big hugs!

[Zombness]

Well good night everyone....see you next Sunday and have a great week!!!!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

"A cold blooded snake" that[s exactly how Ossama looks, like a snake.

A wanky-eyed snake.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whew. Those previews are hard for my brain to process after two hours of boredom. Laughed my ample ass off tonight because you brought your A game! Well done. Have a great week. Maybe see some of you tomorrow. Until then, adieu.

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Zombness said:

"A cold blooded snake" that[s exactly how Ossama looks, like a snake.

Edited April 24, 2023 by magemaud
Found a better snake

[sainte-chapelle]

The snark was fabulous everyone…have a great week!

[Hotel Snarker]

Randi is gonna say “I have something to tell everyone in the room…RISHI BLOCKED ME ON IG!!”

…And, that’s all, folks. You all were on fire tonight. We finally got satiated with the donkey wonkey. Eileen was a sweet old ass, and if you do not show up here in this spot next week, you’re a cold blooded snake. See you around the forums tomorrow and for Love in Paradise! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, my snarky darlings! See you die hards tomorrow night for "Idiots in the Caribbean" or whatever its called. The time flew by and I laughed often and much. Have a great week! 

[Baltimore Betty]

See you all next week and maybe some of you mid week with other shows!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Randi is gonna say “I have something to tell everyone in the room…RISHI BLOCKED ME ON IG!!”

Neglecting to mention that he thought she was a crazy stalker and he feared for his life. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Only 2 episodes left, peeps!  Until the tell nothing! WHOOPIE!!

Tell All Request #2: Have a Super Bowl-style commercial where J-Lo grows a mustache to merge those two commercials together.

[magemaud]

🎶Rishi don’t change that number…🎶

[endure]

off topic ~ I have the East Indian Siri guy on my MacBook, when I'm watching Ever After he pops up and says "go ahead" but it only happens watching this show lol

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

🎶Rishi don’t change that number…🎶

By Steely Jen.

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I just lost my pussy cat today.  26 days after I lost my Chloe Dog.

So sorry 

[judylo]

Indian Matchmaking Season 3 has started on Netflix! Much more fun than Jen and Rishi. Goodnight all, I got too far behind to snark!

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, endure said:

off topic ~ I have the East Indian Siri guy on my MacBook, when I'm watching Ever After he pops up and says "go ahead" but it only happens watching this show lol

I have the British Siri guy on my phone. I call him “Cyril” and tell people he’s my butler. I make him call me “O Beautiful One” 

[Bees52]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whew. Those previews are hard for my brain to process after two hours of boredom. Laughed my ample ass off tonight because you brought your A game! Well done. Have a great week. Maybe see some of you tomorrow. Until then, adieu.

Whew! I laughed so much between the Debbie donkey fall and mustache girl comments that I had to run, go... well, you know.  😳

Definitely hope we can keep up this level of snark next week! We'll need it, as I'm already tired of Gabe's meddling sister, and the Jenn Witch crew.

Hoping you all will have a great week. ☮️❤️

[xls]

29 minutes ago, Zombness said:

"A cold blooded snake" that[s exactly how Ossama looks, like a snake.

Snaggle-toothed, wonky-eyed snake

[magemaud]

"Miss Debbie Does Donkeys". In case you missed it, it happened in the blink of a wonky eye. 

Edited to add: I wish MY legs looked as good at 67! 

Edited April 24, 2023 by magemaud

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Nicole at the reunion in a one shoulder dress, the whore of Babylon she is!

She’s about as sexy as a coat hanger 

[Hotel Snarker]

9 hours ago, judylo said:

Indian Matchmaking Season 3 has started on Netflix! Much more fun than Jen and Rishi.

For sure! Jen and her friends seem so scripted. It’s like they are first time actors and the director is telling them how to move and what to say as they go along. I know this reality version thrives on conflict, but this one is literally hard for me to understand. I’ve been a 90DF fan for awhile now but this one really sucks!

8 hours ago, magemaud said:

Debbie Does Donkeys. In case you missed it, it happened in the blink of a wonky eye. 

You couldn't write this shit.