90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Ok, I am sold on finding some brother husbands to install here in Suzyville. One tall enough to paint ceilings, and another nimble enough to clean the chimney. Swooon!

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eh. I’ve lived through much worse. I got about 5-6 inches of heavy snow (very wet and not easy to move), but my plow guy came and did his job. I was out by 11:00AM. The biggest problem is accessing the areas where my dog likes to frequent. She’s very particular about her bathroom habits.

Aren't we all!   (particular)

[charmed1]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

ALINA, that was her name

 

Ha! I forgot her name too, but I remember the Turkish cats names. Hope you’re doing well, Cat Cow.

[Hotel Snarker]

Rebecca walked so mach so that Debbie could run.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Olga was such a sweetheart.  She deserves a lot better than unstable Steven.

Agree…now she has two kids with that loser. He gave up a good apprenticeship to try to teach Yoga. You have a family to support you asshat. Steven will always be all about Steven 

[Bees52]

I'd happily get away, fly away with Lenny Kravitz! 🎵

Sorry that tune in the ad is still so catchy. 😊

 

[greekmom]

Translator! Was that on the bingo card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seems to me like Jeymi should be the one arming herself against a midnight assault from Kris.

[Eldemarge]

The second she's in town:  I NEED TA BUY A WEAPON

[kacesq]

What does Kris do with all those knives?

[greekmom]

Anyone from Alabama here?

Is that true?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

ALINA, that was her name

 

I hope she dumped his ass he is awful 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How many knives does one need? You only have two hands.

[Baltimore Betty]

So now Kris and Jayme are together Jeymi cannot understand her? Jeymi speaks English well, what is the problem? Does she not speak "crazy'?

[Gobi]

Just like Kris to bring a knife to a catfight.

[Frozendiva]

Live there a month or two to see if you do need any weapon.

[charmed1]

I didn’t think we’d see Jihoon’s translator egg again. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

@Pepper Mostly , @Trackdawg and @Angry Moldovan are missing i think!

NOOOOO! The show is lagging even slower without these homies! Did the severe weather this week contribute to any of this?

[Gobi]

Why kill the cow if steak is free?

[Hotel Snarker]

Kris, the next Dahmer?! 😳

[endure]

OMG the knife wielder is whack!

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

Why kill the cow if steak is free?

winner winner chicken dinner of the internet 

[Bees52]

Wait, she has all kinds of medical conditions, AND, need to walk around with weapons?😟

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Anyone from Alabama here?

Is that true?

My friend went on a business trip there….he said the open carry laws shocked him. Almost everyone had guns. One lady put hers on the table when she was rifling though her purse to pay the bill at a restaurant 😂. Ok because mugging doesn’t t happen in the US….Jesus

Edited March 6, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[LEILANI2]

Why are the masked up but weren't masked in the pharmacy scene.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What does Kris do with all those knives?

She uses them to cut the scrunchies off her arms

[kacesq]

Seriously? A parent or some other idiot gave an 8 year old a knife that size?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

NOOOOO! The show is lagging even slower without these homies! Did the severe weather this week contribute to any of this?

@Pepper Mostlymentioned intending to bake during yesterday’s storm. Maybe she’s in a sugar coma somewhere on the streets of Salem!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Wait, she has all kinds of medical conditions, AND, need to walk around with weapons?😟

She needs pills and knives.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Tell me you watch Dateline without telling me you watch Dateline: 

[greekmom]

Thank goodness no one picking up turd piles.

[charmed1]

She’s only 46?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Wait, she has all kinds of medical conditions, AND, need to walk around with weapons?😟

Her medical conditions are mostly from the neck up, she seems a little, you know, unstable so by all means get her a knife.

[LEILANI2]

Seeing these streaks in her hair embarrass me, I used to have this exact look 10 years ago.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still not digging Rishi’s lustrous tresses. 

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

Thank goodness no one picking up turd piles.

Well, metaphorically they are.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Seriously? A parent or some other idiot gave an 8 year old a knife that size?!

Here in Maine they give 5 year olds rifles and knives fer huntin'. It is not unusual for a first grader to shoot a 12-pt buck.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostlymentioned intending to bake during yesterday’s storm. Maybe she’s in a sugar coma somewhere on the streets of Salem!

Salem Boston High (sung in tune of the late John Denver)

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Tell me you watch Dateline without telling me you watch Dateline: 

Looks like something found during a police raid

[Frozendiva]

Did you tell her that your mom is looking for a maid replacement?

[Bees52]

Ooh, nice choice of tops Rishi! I'd wear those, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does anyone remember those Dr. Kildare shirts? That’s what Rishi’s top reminds me of.

[endure]

Any one else sense possible gadar with Rishi?

[Gobi]

"Hi, Rishi. Who's the oldie?" His parents, probably.

[Doublemint]

We all know that he'll choose her over his family - that's the Indian way, as in "Summit".

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Here in Maine they give 5 year olds rifles and knives fer huntin'. It is not unusual for a first grader to shoot a 12-pt buck.

So “Patriotic.” 🤮

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Seeing these streaks in her hair embarrass me, I used to have this exact look 10 years ago.

A bunch of us in my college dorm made those white skunk streaks in our hair with hair dye on a toothbrush FIFTY YEARS AGO. 

Edited March 6, 2023 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jen, contact Nicole and fly back to the States together.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Here in Maine they give 5 year olds rifles and knives fer huntin'. It is not unusual for a first grader to shoot a 12-pt buck.

My sister's wife as a rite of passage went hunting with her father at 12 years old and learned how to field dress the deer she shot.  

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does anyone remember those Dr. Kildare shirts? That’s what Rishi’s top reminds me of.

Yes, I remember.....loved it then.