MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, Suzywriter said: A real witch wouldn't challenge Mother Earth or get sassy unless they wanted to get blown off a cliff. I'll be very disappointed if this doesn't happen. 2 2 1 1 Link to comment
OneGuy February 26 Share February 26 All of this "wedding" music they use in this show is nauseating to me. 3 1 2 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 26 Share February 26 I am loving this wedding. How long does it take the two bridesmaids to walk down the aisle in a rainstorm? Let's get a move on,ladies! The officiant is like, let's get this over! 5 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Bees52 said: Was it only five minutes? Felt like an eternity. I was over here wailing like Ashley! 😭 There there. Here, breathe into this paper bag. Its all over now. Have a cookie. 3 4 Link to comment
Zombness February 26 Share February 26 Just now, magemaud said: What/who the hell is Pachamama? It's a godess for the Indians in the Andes. 1 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 Whoops, I just put 2 oz of Vodka in my soda water 1 8 1 Link to comment
Shelbie February 26 Share February 26 Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod. 1 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Hope they brought in a porto-potty so that the married couple have somewhere to go to work out their differences during the ceremony. 1 13 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 26 Share February 26 (edited) 8 minutes ago, judylo said: I lost my connection here for five minutes. Nobody else? Yes, I had to close everything, restart, and cleared out my history. Al in record time, before I could see Ashley ugly cry. Going on the beach with lightning around is so dangerous. Is this a real beach wedding done by a company? They usually have a nice indoor alternative for bad weather. I wish the wedding party would walk faster, and get off that beach. Manuel did some lovely vows, I hope he truly means what he says. Ashley's are lovely too. Edited February 26 by CrazyInAlabama 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Zombness said: It's a godess for the Indians in the Andes. Yeah, she's a real Wiccan all right. Her respect for the ancient gods is awe inspiring. "That bitch Pachamama better watch her back, that ho". 13 Link to comment
tvrox February 26 Share February 26 39 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Every stand up comedian I’ve seen tells horror stories about Motel 6. Reviews at the one in DC are not great 😂 my husband refuses to stay at one. Oh no stay FAR Away from the one in DC. Let me know if you need DC hotel recs! If you want something cheaper, stay in VA or MD and take the metro to DC. 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Disappointing. No one got struck by lightning, no one got swept out to sea, no one fell of a cliff. I demand more from this crappy show. 3 1 9 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 I feel like production doesn’t have much faith in Ashley and Manuel… 8 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Shelbie said: Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod. It's all plastic 4 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Shelbie said: Hoping Ashley’s halo doesn’t have a ton of metal in it or it could become a lightning rod. One of the Housewives of [Miami I think) wears that exact crown while sucking back booze out of a flask engraved with the word “ cockies “. I hate myself for knowing this. 2 1 6 Link to comment
Bees52 February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: There there. Here, breathe into this paper bag. Its all over now. Have a cookie. Sniff, sniff, breathes, sniff Thank you, Pepper, sniff 4 1 Link to comment
Doublemint February 26 Share February 26 I was thrown off the site too. About 10 minutes. Glad to be back. 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Aaaand, Anali's dad FLOUNCES! Bonus points to Dad Anali. 4 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah. 3 3 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, tvrox said: Oh no stay FAR Away from the one in DC. Let me know if you need DC hotel recs! If you want something cheaper, stay in VA or MD and take the metro to DC. Oh I will DM you before I book! We want to do 4 days and focus on the Museums. I want to go Canada Day weekend (July 1). It’s early but I have an alert on flights and prices because it is friggen expensive. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, Doublemint said: I was thrown off the site too. About 10 minutes. Glad to be back. I logged in on a different browser. Still unable to log in for a few minutes though. At least we all made it back in time for Ashley and Manuel's touching nuptials. It would not have been the same if I couldn't share that transcendent moment with all of you, my snarky peeps! 2 2 7 Link to comment
Doublemint February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah. Another month of Winter - don't get too excited yet! 3 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 26 Share February 26 (edited) I'm really looking forward to the Tell Nothing, I hate that I'm saying that, but I am. I'm guessing the Tell Nothing can't be too far off? Sophie's mom couldn't wear a nice knee length dress? That really short dress of hers is too short for standing uphill from the camera. Daddy Anali looked ticked from the first second of the video call. Good thing he's not in the room, or Clayton might have to run for it. Edited February 26 by CrazyInAlabama 3 4 Link to comment
tvrox February 26 Share February 26 36 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: I remember the lovely dresses Sophie tried on at the bridal salon, she should have picked one of them. Manuel says he has to marry Ashley or 'all of his work will have been for nothing', not a good thing to say. Ashley's dress is pretty, but I don't like her tiara or headband or whatever that is. Yeah that headdress was awful. 3 Link to comment
Doublemint February 26 Share February 26 Couldn't they get married at the reception? Seems crazy with the thunder and everyone getting wet. 5 1 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Being serious for a moment, maybe Anali does have a good reason for not wanting to tell her dad. 3 2 Link to comment
Bees52 February 26 Share February 26 4 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: Yes, I had to close everything, restart, and cleared out my history. Al in record time, before I could see Ashley ugly cry. Going on the beach with lightning around is so dangerous. Is this a real beach wedding done by a company? They usually have a nice indoor alternative for bad weather. I wish the wedding party would walk faster, and get off that beach. Manuel did some lovely vows, I hope he truly means what he says. Ashley's are lovely too. I'm glad she did them fluently, in both English and Spanish. I was hoping that Anali would say a few words in English to Clayton as well, instead of the interpreter. Ooh I wouldn't have wanted to be in her shoes, telling her father that she now has a husband. 4 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Anally’s father: This is bullshit. I’m outta here. 4 1 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 26 Share February 26 My predictions: Ashley/Manual - Divorce Gino/Jasmine - Divorce Rob/Sophie - Divorce Korean Guy/Piggy - Stay married Clayton/Anally - Divorce Sam I Am/Citrus - Stay married 6 1 2 2 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 26 Share February 26 4 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Is the Tell All next week??? Yes! 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Another month of Winter - don't get too excited yet! Its going to be in the 50s all week here. I'm cautiously optimistic. I HATE turning the clocks ahead. Hate all this fiddling with clocks anyway. Jesus I'm salty today. 4 1 2 1 Link to comment
Zombness February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Gobi said: My predictions: Ashley/Manual - Divorce Gino/Jasmine - Divorce Rob/Sophie - Divorce Korean Guy/Piggy - Stay married Clayton/Anally - Divorce Sam I Am/Citrus - Stay married I agree with you. 4 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 What's happening with Sophie? 1) Runaway bride 2) Got lost on the way to the beach 3) Stopped to get new extensions 4) Looking for another sugar daddy who has a house with a bathroom 2 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Its going to be in the 50s all week here. I'm cautiously optimistic. I HATE turning the clocks ahead. Hate all this fiddling with clocks anyway. Jesus I'm salty today. I change the easy ones. Let’s see how my dog reacts. 1 4 Link to comment
CSunshine76 February 26 Share February 26 No chairs at this beach wedding? My old fat ass wouldn’t be able to get up from a pillow! 3 2 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 3 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Couldn't they get married at the reception? Seems crazy with the thunder and everyone getting wet. Sharp was going to have a beach wedding, come hurricane, hell, or high water. Or all three, come to that. Yes, Rob, she got all dressed up to walk away on the day of the wedding. Sweet Jesus he is dumb. 2 6 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 26 Share February 26 Shut up, Rob. I would *hate* to sit in the sand. I hate sand. But I love the ocean, so I am a mess of contradiction! 6 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Just now, CSunshine76 said: No chairs at this beach wedding? My old fat ass wouldn’t be able to get up from a pillow! SAME. I'd just lean on a tree, or better still, find the bar. 1 3 6 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Yes, Sophie, your love for Rob is so pure. It will overcome every obstacle in your path. Okay. 4 1 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Sophie's mom is unimpressed. Does she have a name? I've forgotten, but also I don't care. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Red Bridey said: Shut up, Rob. I would *hate* to sit in the sand. I hate sand. But I love the ocean, so I am a mess of contradiction! You are large, you contain multitudes! 2 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 I just got a text from AT&T apologizing for the outage. I’d prefer a check, thank you very much. 2 3 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 The flower crowns were very popular 7 or 8 years ago. She ain’t bougie. 2 2 Link to comment
magemaud February 26 Share February 26 Rob’s hair always makes me think of the underside of a horseshoe crab 2 8 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 26 Share February 26 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Daylight Savings Time is in sight, everyone. We’ve made it through another fucking winter! Huzzah. Noooo!! I hate Daylight Saving Time! I moan and wile for my lost hour for eight hectic "clocks are wrong, wake up late, exhausting" months. Did I mention that I hate Daylight Saving Time? In the Fall, I leave out cakes and wine for Father Time to thank him for bringing back my hour unharmed. Edited February 26 by Suzywriter 5 1 1 3 Link to comment
OneGuy February 26 Share February 26 "And Sophie, when I asked what you love most about Rob, you said, 'the accomodations.'" 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Rob, marry in haste, rue the day at leisure. 4 1 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 26 Share February 26 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: I just got a text from AT&T apologizing for the outage. I’d prefer a check, thank you very much. i think they're doing a refund. Or something. The officiant looks familiar, I wonder if she's an actress with a side hustle? 4 Link to comment
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