90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re missing @Floatingbison tonight. Is it my breath?

[Shelbie]

Maybe Danielle will kick around a watermelon tonight.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

We’re missing @Floatingbison tonight. Is it my breath?

And i have not seen @Angry Moldovan in ages!  :(

[magemaud]

I have a long story about my 80 year brother and his partner who has dementia. They were world travelers and my brother decided a Mexican Riviera cruise out of LA would be their final trip as his partner, Bob, has deteriorated greatly the past few months. Bob got sick midway through the trip and they were both put off the ship in Mazatlan. Sounds glamorous, but it was Easter week so there were no hotels available, so my 6’4” brother had to sleep on a hospital couch. Meanwhile, they both tested positive for Covid! They finally were able to get back to the US last Thursday after a two week nightmare in a foreign country. The logistics of getting them home was like something out of a rescue movie! 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Seems like Danielle finally met her ex boyfriend.

Yeah and he is so yummy...not.

 

[goofygirl]

Obviously, we have to see the OTHER tall guy Danielle had a thang with, just to compare.  I wonder if he's getting some $$$ from TLC for this appearance??

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Yeah and he is so yummy...not.

 

Maybe he has a big dick.

[Gobi]

He's just a friend with benefits. What's Jonah's problem?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, it does make a nice change from personal trainer or model. 

Did she send a SASE to get the “certification”? Did she take a Udemy course? 

[kacesq]

I can’t wait for Johan to dump this nasty woman.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe he has a big dick.

I cannot think of any reason to travel to see Danielle, I would find it hard to believe that their relationship was not contentencious and with her owing him money.

[greekmom]

What happened to the plan to live near the beach and eat mangos?

Edited April 24, 2023 by greekmom

[Auntie Anxiety]

Taylan is the assistant producer.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

And i have not seen @Angry Moldovan in ages!  :(

Ms. Moldovan has been traveling, I think. We'll have to pump her for all the details when she's here next. 

[Gobi]

He looks like Tom Noonan in Manhunter.

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course Yohan isn’t right for her. She is a bitch.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe he has a big dick.

It seems to be Danielle's sole criterion. 

[Bees52]

Hmm... @Frozendiva is missing as well...

Her ex isn't bad looking.  He seems to have moved on from Danielle, though. Johan should be jealous.

[Drogo]

“ Me and Danielle’s relationship “

Throw him off the boat 

[kacesq]

Gee Danielle….maybe it’s because you lied to him about some pretty major stuff.

this guy is a TLC plant isn’t he? This chick put him on a good financial path?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele, marry in haste, repent at leisure. Sucks to be you.

[Gobi]

She's the most mature woman he's been with? Has he been dating middle schoolers?

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabe’s sister is so pretty. And his mother looks lovely, too.

His mother looked really young! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Taaaaaaaayyyyyleeeeeeeeennnn…why is he talking like a hip hop artist that never made it?

[tvrox]

Johan is cuter than this guy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE IS TEACHING ALL THE TIME.  She GIVES and GIVES and GIVES. She is such a selfless, compassionate person who has taken it upon herself to EDUCATE Johan. Why is he so UNGRATEFUL? 

[charmed1]

Ha! A mentor. Basically, this guy is not an ex. Just a guy who was couch surfing at her place for a few months and paid rent with his penis.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Taaaaaaaayyyyyleeeeeeeeennnn…why is he talking like a hip hop artist that never made it?

He might be an aspiring rapper.

[tvrox]

If this girl was your mentor, you got problems. 

[Drogo]

“The person she thought Yohan was” probably moved to the U.S.

[Hotel Snarker]

It feels so awkward that she's out with her ex, and disclosing to him that things are "tough" with Yohan right now. It's like she is trying to keep a roster going in case things fail.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Gee Danielle….maybe it’s because you lied to him about some pretty major stuff.

this guy is a TLC plant isn’t he? This chick put him on a good financial path?!

That path must not have any involvement from that Baba, the spiritual advisor guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ha! A mentor. Basically, this guy is not an ex. Just a guy who was couch surfing at her place for a few months and paid rent with his penis.

Right? He's no threat because he doesn't give a shit about Danielle. Probably breathed a sigh of relief when he was able to get the hell out from under her thumb.

[magemaud]

Yohan: “In the last 48 hours, I have met a version of MY WIFE  that I don’t like…” 

[Gobi]

She gave him Mentos, that makes her a mentor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Daniele mention the part about the bait-and-switch living in the US?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

If this girl was your mentor, you got problems. 

Has he been dating 4th graders?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

She gave him Mentos, that makes her a mentor.

"After all I have done! I do everything for YOU! I planted a banana tree! I nagged you to get a computer! I manifested! I teach you how to have a relationship!" 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jeymi is a world treasure and I'm tired of seeing her cry! She's definitely shed the most tears this season and yet she's still the least dramatic. Jeymi's story makes so much more sense than Kris.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"After all I have done! I do everything for YOU! I planted a banana tree! I nagged you to get a computer! I manifested! I teach you how to have a relationship!" 

"I kicked a coconut around our room!"

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"After all I have done! I do everything for YOU! I planted a banana tree! I nagged you to get a computer! I manifested! I teach you how to have a relationship!" 

And the meat! The fly covered meat store, she was willing to help! She just gives and gives.

[Shelbie]

Danielle needs to call Baba to see what else she needs to kick to make this relationship work.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jeymi is a world treasure and I'm tired of seeing her cry! She's definitely shed the most tears this season and yet she's still the least dramatic. Jeymi's story makes so much more sense than Kris.

plus Kris TOLD Jeymi to give up her job.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I kicked a coconut around our room!"

Didn't she cover it in flour before she kicked it around the apartment?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I kicked a coconut around our room!"

I smudged every room we went into!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh poor Gabe. The very thought of having to order a cake is giving him the vapors. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Tell All Request: Have Michael Benz fight Taylen.

[greekmom]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Danielle needs to call Baba to see what else she needs to kick to make this relationship work.

a watermelon?

[Gobi]

He needs a pre-nup to protect his underwear empire.

[kacesq]

I guess we’ll just skip over the legal complexity of a prenup between an American citizen and a Colombian…where is it enforceable? Is there a choice of law provision?