90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

Bullshit Danielle.

Even in New York you would have to pre order a cake.

[sainte-chapelle]

This isn’t New York Dani you ignorant twat. It’s your fault you came it at the last minute. I worked retail for years and hated entitled twats like her.

[kacesq]

That little tiny cake will serve 25 people?

oh Danielle you are not nearly as adorable as you think…and if you really wanted to plan a nice birthday for Johan and his dick you would’ve started days if not weeks ago…

[charmed1]

Dinyell Jr. is an international Karen.

[greekmom]

$10 she fucks it up and bitches for another cake. For free

[Drogo]

Ah yes, New York.  City that never sleeps because it’s up customizing cakes for Danielle.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bakeries do these things called “display cakes” that they put in windows to draw people in, you moron. Go ahead and buy one from the window and enjoy the nice taste of styrofoam.

[magemaud]

Danielle, whose fault is it that Yohan isn’t celebrating his birthday in NYC like you promised? 

[Frozendiva]

Babe, a lot of places request a birth certificate.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That little tiny cake will serve 25 people?

oh Danielle you are not nearly as adorable as you think…and if you really wanted to plan a nice birthday for Johan and his dick you would’ve started days if not weeks ago…

Last minute. She thinks that place is Walmart. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not even watching. It’s at the point in the season where, once again, I’m done with these people and their stupid behavior.

[Drogo]

If only these countries would post their document requirements somewhere.

[judylo]

Is Isabel’s intonation a Spanish-language thing, or just her?

[Eldemarge]

And now you're starting to get the picture that Gabe can't actually plan for his own life when it comes to big deals.  Get used to being his mom.

OH SHIT THE TELL NOTHING

[goofygirl]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Last minute. She thinks that place is Walmart. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

EXACTLY.  They'll do that shit at Wal-Mart.  But ya know, it's just up to whoever has the piping bag at the time as to how well it turns out!  My aunt once bought a WallyWorld cake and had them write on it "Happy Birthday Butch" and it looked exactly like "Happy Birthday BITCH".  We all HOWLED with laughter.  Best. cake. ever.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh wow…poor Jeymi

[Drogo]

Tell Nothing looking juicyyyyyy.

[Hotel Snarker]

How did Gabe get his passport without his birth certificate? I’m so confused.

[Zombness]

Gabe must have some document or else how would he get a passport?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Drogo said:

Tell Nothing looking juicyyyyyy.

Yeah, we always say that. 

[kacesq]

The Tell All looks interesting. I’m sure it’s a fraud…

[greekmom]

it's in May (the Tell All).

Debbie looks like Ric Flair.

Nicole looks more whiter than ever. Girl get a tan.

Gabe should have left the facial hair.

Kris looks even trashier. 

Jen needs to get her look in this decade.

Edited April 17, 2023 by greekmom

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

And now you're starting to get the picture that Gabe can't actually plan for his own life when it comes to big deals.  Get used to being his mom.

OH SHIT THE TELL NOTHING

This is why I can't with Gabe, dude is so unorganized with the paper work.  

How did he ever manage to transition when he can't even get his freaking documents in order to travel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Since @Pepper Mostly isn’t here, I’ll ask. Does anyone have an anecdote? Something to keep us awake? Anything?

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Since @Pepper Mostly isn’t here, I’ll ask. Does anyone have an anecdote? Something to keep us awake? Anything?

I lost my job end of Feb (bastards).

Got another job. A bit more money and I start in May

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This is why I can't with Gabe, dude is so unorganized with the paper work.  

How did he ever manage to transition when he can't even get his freaking documents in order to travel.

Didnt Isabel have to take Gabe by the hand to find the supplies he needed for his underwear venture?

[magemaud]

What the hell is Kris wearing? Is that a blue bra? 

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I was surprised she broke that coconut so easily, but then again she is good at breaking nuts.

Prop coconuts break with little effort.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

it's in May (the Tell All).

Debbie looks like Rick Flair

DEAD

[Zombness]

Just now, greekmom said:

I lost my job end of Feb (bastards).

Got another job. A bit more money and I start in May

Good for you!!   Good luck on your new job!!!

[Gobi]

Whose idea is it not to have sex until after the wedding, Rishi Tishi Tavi's or Jen's? I'm confused. Or is it the astrologers idea?

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Since @Pepper Mostly isn’t here, I’ll ask. Does anyone have an anecdote? Something to keep us awake? Anything?

Molly's daughter is back in jail. She is ranting today that Molly is violent and abusive.  I always knew Molly chasing dick and moving them in with those two poor girls were going to damage them.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Tell Nothing looking juicyyyyyy.

[tvrox]

51 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I have no tolerance for these conversations.  Sharps so low budget they are hiring script writers off Fiverr.

They should hire us!! 

[charmed1]

I can’t watch the Tell Nothing. I won’t watch it. It hasn’t been interesting since the day of Dinyell & the terrible, horrible, no good smell. I always feel like Grangela is going to bust through the set at any second like Kool-Aid man.

Edited April 17, 2023 by charmed1

[sainte-chapelle]

What did Oussama so that ´merica son is screaming at him?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, greekmom said:

I lost my job end of Feb (bastards).

Got another job. A bit more money and I start in May

That sucks/yay you! 

 I had a similar ride--got pushed out of my job in February, started one with more money and better benefits in March. Go US!

[Auntie Anxiety]

During the day, the rooftop is for yoga and nasal flossing.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

EXACTLY.  They'll do that shit at Wal-Mart.  But ya know, it's just up to whoever has the piping bag at the time as to how well it turns out!  My aunt once bought a WallyWorld cake and had them write on it "Happy Birthday Butch" and it looked exactly like "Happy Birthday BITCH".  We all HOWLED with laughter.  Best. cake. ever.

One of my favorite websites is “Cake Wrecks” 

[Drogo]

I love a rooftop bar with Office Depot chairs.

[kacesq]

Jen’s face has weird contours? Fillers?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I lost my job end of Feb (bastards).

Got another job. A bit more money and I start in May

Hit the road, Jack, those bastards!

[Suzywriter]

Why are these 'friends' here? 

[kacesq]

Congrats on the new job @greekmom ! Screw the old place.

[Frozendiva]

Went to my cousin’s memorial service on Friday. A hush hush family secret from 25 years ago or so came up. One cousin was attacked on her mother’s farm. A first they thought it was an animal but the hospital doc said it looked like a knife slash on the face. Only her.  Not her mother or brother. She claims to have no memory, has blocked it out, or refuses to say anything. She refuses hypnosis or anything to help her ‘remember’. It is thought she may have been targeted. By who is the mystery. I have some suspicions but who knows. It has never been mentioned by anyone,

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

Jen’s face has weird contours? Fillers?

She reminds me of Eric Stoltz in MASK.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to start using “on the advice of my astrologer” as an excuse not to do anything.

[Hotel Snarker]

On this edition of “Karens Talking about Things Rooted in Pseudoscience”: 

[greekmom]

i honestly don't get how Rishi is cool with the no sex thing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Looks like Kris is back to banging men…yesh