90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

She's looking for special pharmacy drugs!  That toothpaste shit was such a lie.

[mmecorday]

I wonder if Unicorn Onsie woman fell asleep during sex. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I wonder if Jeymi got karate chopped in the face during the night.

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:15 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Kris is nuttier than an Almond Joy. Jeymi needs to run fast and far before she's murdered in her sleep.

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She can say she did it while sleepwalking.

[charmed1]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:17 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

I missed you all! Houseguest wanted to go see Colm Toibin lecture at Boston College, since she eventually hopes to go there for a Masters in Irish Literature. So I went with her. I've never read any of his books but he was quite entertaining and interesting. Not as much fun as the Pounders, but hey.

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Dis not a good sichuashun. Go to Room 5.

Edited February 27, 2023 by charmed1

[Suzywriter]

She has no toothpaste and is talking right in Jeymi's face. Yuck.

[sainte-chapelle]

So this nasty bitch had sexy times and didn’t even brush her teeth after a long flight? Nasty. The mint flavour is not real mint, what is she allergic to?

Edited February 27, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:21 AM, Frozendiva said:

For me, it was always the same dress the brides pick. The same too many relatives voting for a dress that they like. Some of the manufactured stories.

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And Randy tut tutting about how the bride's budget can't POSSIBLY cover the cost of the dress she says she wants! "She wants beading, she wants lace, she wants a mermaid, she wants a ball gown, well there's no WAY she can get that with her measly $5000 budget!" 

[kacesq]

Maybe Jeymi can pay the extra $100.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kris is going to start lecturing Jeymi like a mother and her teen daughter.

[tvrox]

Hi all!!! 

[Hotel Snarker]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:21 AM, Frozendiva said:

For me, it was always the same dress the brides pick. The same too many relatives voting for a dress that they like. Some of the manufactured stories.

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The storylines are so rote and predictable. 🥱

[Suzywriter]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:21 AM, Frozendiva said:

For me, it was always the same dress the brides pick. The same too many relatives voting for a dress that they like. Some of the manufactured stories.

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I'm unable to tolerate weddings. Like Kris and mint, I'm allergic to fanfare. 

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:22 AM, Suzywriter said:

She has no toothpaste and is talking right in Jeymi's face. Yuck.

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Just another item for the "Cons" column. 

[Gobi]

is Jeymi just selecting English words at random?

[Auntie Anxiety]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:23 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

And Randy tut tutting about how the bride's budget can't POSSIBLY cover the cost of the dress she says she wants! "She wants beading, she wants lace, she wants a mermaid, she wants a ball gown, well there's no WAY she can get that with her measly $5000 budget!" 

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It just makes me sad to think that they are wasting so much money on a wedding dress and half of them will get divorced anyway.

[Frozendiva]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:23 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

And Randy tut tutting about how the bride's budget can't POSSIBLY cover the cost of the dress she says she wants! "She wants beading, she wants lace, she wants a mermaid, she wants a ball gown, well there's no WAY she can get that with her measly $5000 budget!" 

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No one added the tailoring costs either. Veil, belt, shoes, etc.  Everything is extra.

[kacesq]

How long will Kris’ house money last?

[magemaud]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:24 AM, Gobi said:

is Jeymi just selecting English words at random?

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When in doubt say, “Okay, thank you” 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh that sounds like a pretty good job. She doesn’t seem to expect her to pay for everything.

[Suzywriter]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:23 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

And Randy tut tutting about how the bride's budget can't POSSIBLY cover the cost of the dress she says she wants! "She wants beading, she wants lace, she wants a mermaid, she wants a ball gown, well there's no WAY she can get that with her measly $5000 budget!" 

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She can at Goodwill after the Kleinfield bride gets cold feet.

[greekmom]

i honestly wonder if Kris picked up Jemyi the same place where the incel got Ximena from.

 

[Doublemint]

Doesn't Kris have underage kids, she sold her house and left, and they have nothing?

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:24 AM, Frozendiva said:

No one added the tailoring costs either. Veil, belt, shoes, etc.  Everything is extra.

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Right? First they persuade the bride to raise the budget, then they stick a veil on her, or one of those stupid belts they love so much. Those poor women will end up spending thousands over budget before Kleinfeld is through with them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahmoud (aka Llama Face) likes getting laid but isn’t that happy about their inevitable fighting.

[Frozendiva]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:25 AM, Suzywriter said:

She can at Goodwill after the Kleinfield bride gets cold feet.

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Quite a number turn up on eBay.

[Suzywriter]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:24 AM, Auntie Anxiety said:

It just makes me sad to think that they are wasting so much money on a wedding dress and half of them will get divorced anyway.

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Think of it as an expensive vacation. There, that's better!

[sainte-chapelle]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:23 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

And Randy tut tutting about how the bride's budget can't POSSIBLY cover the cost of the dress she says she wants! "She wants beading, she wants lace, she wants a mermaid, she wants a ball gown, well there's no WAY she can get that with her measly $5000 budget!" 

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Mine had chiffon and beading and it was on sale for 600 bucks. Still expensive but deals can be found everywhere.

[Hotel Snarker]

Has Nicole never heard of Google?!

[mmecorday]

Egypt is covered in red flags from this guy alone. 

[Suzywriter]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:27 AM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahmoud (aka Llama Face) likes getting laid but isn’t that happy about their inevitable fighting.

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Did he not factor in that his wife is nuts?

[magemaud]

That pink blouse in Nicole’s TH makes her look like Little Lord Fauntleroy. 

[Frozendiva]

All those people. What a nightmare.

[bref]

Dear 90-Day gods: Please do not let Isabel and Gabe turn out to be terrible people. Right now I'm really liking them and believe they may have a chance.

-they've met in person before

-they're both bilingual

-they seem to genuinely like each other

Don't let me down now!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole’s arrival is the excitement of the century for these folks. 

[Gobi]

Does Mahmoud not remember her name, and that's why it's always "My Love", " Honey"?

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:27 AM, sainte-chapelle said:

Mine had chiffon and beading and it was on sale for 600 bucks. Still expensive but deals can be found everywhere.

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I got married in a white cotton peasant dress I found for $75 in Filene's Basement. I found shoes for $20 there too. Borrowed a hat from a friend and wore crocheted white gloves I found for something like $5. Of course, I had a shoestring hippie wedding at my parents house. 

[greekmom]

At this point -- screw Nicole.  #freeFatima

[Suzywriter]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:27 AM, sainte-chapelle said:

Mine had chiffon and beading and it was on sale for 600 bucks. Still expensive but deals can be found everywhere.

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I wore the black skirt and patterned top that I'd worn to new years eve the night before we loosely tied the knot. I kind of knew where it was going, in advance. 

[Gobi]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:28 AM, Frozendiva said:

All those people. What a nightmare.

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Plus the film crew.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nicole is a self proclaimed fashionista….she needs and wants  a Mr. Big type. This will never work

[Frozendiva]

Good luck with the food, Nicole.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, good Lord, FUCK NO. I know it’s cultural but NO to living with a whole ass family. Nope.

[Suzywriter]

Llama's family is very kind and welcoming.

[Bees52]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:25 AM, kacesq said:

How long will Kris’ house money last?

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I think she's blown through it already, the way she keeps talking about that extra $100 a month in the rent.

Also, Mahmoud and Bini have the same speech pattern. Lots of "uhs," and, "likes" in one sentence.

[magemaud]

Oh boy, Nicole can eventually buy vegetables! 

[Pepper Mostly]

TAKE HER PASSPORT????

Nicole, sneak out tonight and get a cab to the airport. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

  On 2/27/2023 at 1:30 AM, Suzywriter said:

I wore the black skirt and patterned top that I'd worn to new years eve the night before we loosely tied the knot. I kind of knew where it was going, in advance. 

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I got a skirt, blouse, bolero vest ensemble at Loehmann’s, bought the hat at a store across from Jordan Marsh in Boston and we had the wedding at the Hillel House where we went to college.

[Frozendiva]

How isolating to only be around the family.

[kacesq]

Wonder how Fatima met her husband..

[Zombness]

Nicole and Mahmood is not going to work.