90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

The control is the problem.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He asked for "blankies" sweet Jesus I am dead. Again. 

Sweetnesses? 

Yeah, she lost me as a therapist right there.

[Suzywriter]

I skidded in after a 12ish hour day at work. I was the test subject for a new cpr class, which means I had to let the instructor teach me the class as a dry run before teaching it to unsuspecting sorts. Then I had to go do my own work.

I bought a new-ish car and am supposed to close on a house next week...the closing has been delayed over a month because the 80 year old illicit lovers (the woman is the former wife's former best friend) who are selling won't hire help to clear out 120 years of junk. I just wailed to the realtor that I won't wait one more hour past tomorrow.

I also ran out to Spirit to grab the very last banana costume which is fluffing up in the dryer to be worn to work tomorrow. I learned some third-grade banana jokes to go with it.

Edited October 31, 2022 by Suzywriter

[Gobi]

Why can't Big Pred and Liz give us space?

[charmed1]

Fake therapist looks like Swoosie Kurtz.

[Pepper Mostly]

I simply cannot with Liz. How horrible must her life be if Ed is her lifeline? 

[goofygirl]

Liz girl, you've been married 3 times already and you aren't even 30??  Shouldn't you be doing some therapy on YOUR OWN??  Just a thought.

[magemaud]

Liz has the $13K ring on again 

[LEILANI2]

I really don't need back to back Big Ang and Ed. 

[Welshman in Ca]

11 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I enjoy my alone time (too much), Jenny needs to get a life outside Sumit.

My mother said she had been practicing for the lockdown all her life & she’s 80. And yes I resemble that remark. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I skidded in after a 12ish hour day at work. I was the test subject for a new cpr class, which means I had to let the instructor teach me the class as a dry run before teaching it to unsuspecting sorts. Then I had to go do my own work.

I bought a new-ish car and am supposed to close on a house next week...the closing has been delayed over a month because the 80 year old illicit lovers (the woman is the former wife's former best friend) who are selling won't hire help to clear out 120 years of junk. I just wailed to the realtor that I won't wait one more hours past tomorrow.

I also ran out to Spirit to grab the very last banana costume which is fluffing up in the dryer to be worn to work tomorrow. I learned some third-grade banana jokes to go with it.

Wow, you've been busy! Good luck with the new home!

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

All that nasty shouting and yelling and he gets lucky?

That's her version of foreplay, sadly. 

[Hotel Snarker]

What the fuck….

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Welshman in Ca said:

My mother said she had been practicing for the lockdown all her life & she’s 80. And yes I resemble that remark. 

Your mother is a girl after my own heart!

[Frozendiva]

So what if Liz goes to work? Ed, buy yourself a blanket.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, you've been busy! Good luck with the new home!

Thanks...oh, yeah, there's grad school.  I'm working on a paper during the ad breaks. 

[Emmeline]

40 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let me guess. Michael stayed over with Grangie.

For the love of god!  How long are they going to wash, rinse repeat, the same crap over and over.  I barely enjoyed these storylines the first time.  Miraculously Ed is back with his girlfriend, whatever her name is because I don’t pay attention and Angela and Michael slept together and now they are right back at it.  TLC should be paying Primetimer to be bringing us to the table.

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I simply cannot with Liz. How horrible must her life be if Ed is her lifeline? 

It's gotta be the show, there is no way she lives in LA and works at a restaurant and has the opportunity to meet a log of people daily,  that she would give him any time if he wasn't on the show.

Edited October 31, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I skidded in after a 12ish hour day at work. I was the test subject for a new cpr class, which means I had to let the instructor teach me the class as a dry run before teaching it to unsuspecting sorts. Then I had to go do my own work.

I bought a new-ish car and am supposed to close on a house next week...the closing has been delayed over a month because the 80 year old illicit lovers (the woman is the former wife's former best friend) who are selling won't hire help to clear out 120 years of junk. I just wailed to the realtor that I won't wait one more hour past tomorrow.

I also ran out to Spirit to grab the very last banana costume which is fluffing up in the dryer to be worn to work tomorrow. I learned some third-grade banana jokes to go with it.

Good for you - you've got it together.  These things will all work out.  Happy Banana Day!

[OneGuy]

If Liz really is in this mental and emotional condition, Ed truly is a predator.

Also, them going to Ed's therapist together is unhealthy and potentially an ethical conflict for the therapist.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m calling it right now. Ed isn’t getting anything out of counseling. NOTHING. Because he is forever the victim and doesn’t think he needs to change anything. It’s all bullshit. And it’s the textbook definition of personality disorder.

Edited October 31, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm waiting for Ed to start making a blankie fort.

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I skidded in after a 12ish hour day at work. I was the test subject for a new cpr class, which means I had to let the instructor teach me the class as a dry run before teaching it to unsuspecting sorts. Then I had to go do my own work.

I bought a new-ish car and am supposed to close on a house next week...the closing has been delayed over a month because the 80 year old illicit lovers (the woman is the former wife's former best friend) who are selling won't hire help to clear out 120 years of junk. I just wailed to the realtor that I won't wait one more hour past tomorrow.

I also ran out to Spirit to grab the very last banana costume which is fluffing up in the dryer to be worn to work tomorrow. I learned some third-grade banana jokes to go with it.

Sending good luck and hugs! 🍀 

[Suzywriter]

44 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

All that nasty shouting and yelling and he gets lucky?

I wouldn't call that lucky. 

The Culpo sisters look to be the most useless, vapid subjects yet. 

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I skidded in after a 12ish hour day at work. I was the test subject for a new cpr class, which means I had to let the instructor teach me the class as a dry run before teaching it to unsuspecting sorts. Then I had to go do my own work.

I bought a new-ish car and am supposed to close on a house next week...the closing has been delayed over a month because the 80 year old illicit lovers (the woman is the former wife's former best friend) who are selling won't hire help to clear out 120 years of junk. I just wailed to the realtor that I won't wait one more hour past tomorrow.

I also ran out to Spirit to grab the very last banana costume which is fluffing up in the dryer to be worn to work tomorrow. I learned some third-grade banana jokes to go with it.

You can  tell the squatters to "split" while wearing your banana costume.

Edited October 31, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Frozendiva]

I wish Ed would define unconditional love.

[goofygirl]

What in the bloody hell is PrEd talking about Liz not having a J-O-B???  Doesn't one of those morons need some $$$ for when they fade into the sunset after this show gig is over??  He's an ass. But she is too.  Perfect couple of asses.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Good for you - you've got it together.  These things will all work out.  Happy Banana Day!

Thank you!

Same to you!

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

My mother said she had been practicing for the lockdown all her life & she’s 80. And yes I resemble that remark. 

So many books to read, movies and tv to stream, I love to do crafts, photo albums, cook and bake. Now that the holiday obligations are starting up again I admit I kind of miss having quarantine as an excuse to miss some things.

Forgot to mention I just love hanging out with my cat. 😹

Edited October 31, 2022 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Suzywriter, I’m exhausted just reading how busy you are. Good for you!! And mazel tov on your new home. Use it well.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Ed immediately jumps to equating any of Liz's restaurant worker friends as "bad influences" and "toxic". He is just a walking talking set of lies and accusations and fabrications and fantasy. He's a paranoid wreck. Actually having the audacity to assume that its his decision whether Liz works of not! Gah! I fucking hate him. 

[Welshman in Ca]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

It's gotta be the show, there is no way she lives in LA and works at a restaurant that she would give him a time if he wasn't on the show.

Youre right. They live in San Diego, or did.  

Edited October 31, 2022 by Welshman in Ca

[Bees52]

So, because some of Liz's coworkers don't approve of their relationship, she should quit her job...

uh, huh...

Someone, please make this make sense....

[Hotel Snarker]

All these people not allowing their partners to work is mind blowing! You’re that insecure.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I wish Ed would define unconditional love.

It means he's in no condition to love anyone. 

[SunnyBeBe]

I think Liz still wants to hang out with friends and drink.  She doesn’t handle that well…or maybe it’s just when she’s with Ed, but I doubt it.  

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What the fuck….

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Suzywriter, I’m exhausted just reading how busy you are. Good for you!! And mazel tov on your new home. Use it well.

The plot is to invite some foster children to share the house and ride around in the car...I saved for 4 years to come up with a down payment. Wheee!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fifteen minutes, folks. We’re on the downside of the mountain. 

[magemaud]

Tetris music! 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

If Liz really is in this mental and emotional condition, Ed truly is a predator.

Also, them going to Ed's therapist together is unhealthy and potentially an ethical conflict for the therapist.

Well I suppose we can draw some cold comfort from the fact that Low Rent Swoosie Kurtz is no more a therapist than I am Miss Universe. 

Jovi: What's this? 

Yara: Eggs

Jovi: Fuck that, I'll just have a slug of Jack Daniels. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

You can  tell the squatters is "split" while wearing your banana costume.

Yay!!! Adding that to my list of banana jokes!

[Gobi]

This theme music reminds me of Boris the Blade's theme in Snatch. Of course, that was intentionally funny.

Edited October 31, 2022 by Gobi

[Frozendiva]

Does Yara have any idea what apartments cost there? Some are well over a million Euros.

[Hotel Snarker]

This show feels like 90 minutes of commercials with 30 minutes of the actual show peppered in.

[Eldemarge]

So before Big Pred got 90 Day Famous, he was just an ugly dude with a micropeen who wouldn't let his partners have friends or a job?  No WONDER he was single. 

[Suzywriter]

Ed is such a runt. 

He's like a seed potato.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi never wants to believe e that Yara can make a decision on her own, without be “influenced” (hahaha).

[Doublemint]

The influencer's Mom is her influencer!   According to Juvenile Jovi.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This show feels like 90 minutes of repetitive commercials with 30 minutes of the actual show peppered in.

Yep.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ed is such a runt. 

He's like a seed potato.

His personality makes him ugly. Look at Danny DeVito and how many people like him and he is height challenged.