90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

Aww poor SDCB, nobody but Gramma really wants to see him marry (remarry?) Miona...

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, all.

I hate Emily. Why is he marrying that Jay Leno looking bag of chins? 

Because he knows he'll never get within a football field of his kids otherwise. 

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

i hope Sheeda throws a pie in Bilalezbub's face.

I would stand on my chair and cheer if she did so. He fucking deserves it. I mean, if she doesn't whack him with a two by four. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Should have called Kara for the wedding arch. She’d send Guillermo on a 12 hour road trip to deliver it whether he wanted to or not.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

It's also hellishly hot in Maine tonight. I'm making gazpacho and frozen grapes (served separately). I will smell like garlic tomorrow, but I will be coooooool tonight.

Mine is cream baby potatoes with dill and onion and a Manhattan style strip loin medallion, plus veggies.

[kacesq]

How many people are attending these nuptials that Miona needs a sign?

also, on behalf of all northern NJ Italian-Americans, I apologize if you’ve had to view RHONJ Theresa’s wedding pics...

[Gobi]

I need to come up with some arch comments.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jibri just bothers me. Like, everything he says just sounds so fake and try-hard.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's also hellishly hot in Maine tonight. I'm making gazpacho and frozen grapes (served separately). I will smell like garlic tomorrow, but I will be coooooool tonight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miona needs everything to look perfect for her instagram influencing (hahaha) groupies.

[mmecorday]

They're having a Roadrunner and Coyote themed wedding! I guess the Acme company was all out of arches. Maybe someone could paint one.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!  Oh no, how did we end up having the wedding in Joshua Tree...why not make it truly exciting and have it in Needles??

[greekmom]

sorry i dont get the desert wedding. It's nothing special.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I need to come up with some arch comments.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miona, no one cares. NO ONE CARES.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, mmecorday said:

They're having a Roadrunner and Coyote themed wedding! I guess the Acme company was all out of arches. Maybe someone could paint one.

[kacesq]

Do we think that’s Miona’s Natural hair? Or extensions?

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How many people are attending these nuptials that Miona needs a sign?

also, on behalf of all northern NJ Italian-Americans, I apologize if you’ve had to view RHONJ Theresa’s wedding pics...

I laugh because I did see them. Pass the sauce. 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Miona, no one cares. NO ONE CARES.

[Doublemint]

Miona should have her wedding at McDonald's - instant arch.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jibri just bothers me. Like, everything he says just sounds so fake and try-hard.

Jibroni and Minion drove 20 hours to Joshua Tree and couldn't manage to get their own arch? That all important arch that has been a dream of Minion, like she could not get married without an arch and he is making someone else bring an arch?

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How many people are attending these nuptials that Miona needs a sign?

also, on behalf of all northern NJ Italian-Americans, I apologize if you’ve had to view RHONJ Theresa’s wedding pics...

The whole Miona-Jibri wedding seems so hollow…curated solely for Instagram.

Teresa’s hair made me laugh out loud!

[kacesq]

Oh God...the only couple on HEA I’m remotely interested in is Jenny and Sumit. What has happened to me?

[Gobi]

Please no more Grangela! I think that's in violation of the Hague code.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

sorry i dont get the desert wedding. It's nothing special.

They can't afford the Jasper Park Lodge here.

[ExMathMajor]

NOBODY’S COMING TO THIS STUPID WEDDING so as long as the arch is set up before sunset WHO GIVES A SHIT??

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

This season is a snooze, I didn't even bother to watch it this morning on DISCOVERY+ so I'd have something to snark about tonight.

Just pull out your Bingo cards. You'll be fine. Nothing unexpected has happened on this yawning abyss of a show since 2017.

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

in reality, how many weddings has Jibjab and Mimosa had already???

And if they get another season we'll get to see the Big Fat Serbian Wedding. Just imagine the hilarity!

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jibri just bothers me. Like, everything he says just sounds so fake and try-hard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I laugh because I did see them. Pass the sauce. 

The higher the hair, the closer to the lord.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do we think that’s Miona’s Natural hair? Or extensions?

A heavy extension. Looks stupid.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

sorry i dont get the desert wedding. It's nothing special.

But they will have an arch so that is special.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And if they get another season we'll get to see the Big Fat Serbian Wedding. Just imagine the hilarity!

SHHH!!!! Matt Sharp may hear you!

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

How many people are attending these nuptials that Miona needs a sign?

also, on behalf of all northern NJ Italian-Americans, I apologize if you’ve had to view RHONJ Theresa’s wedding pics...

NJ Italian-American here - is there a Theresa wedding on tv?

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do we think that’s Miona’s Natural hair? Or extensions?

Do we think ANYTHING about Miona is real???

[endure]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jibri just bothers me. Like, everything he says just sounds so fake and try-hard.

He takes after his mother, they're either robots or aliens 🤖👽

[kacesq]

Just now, Doublemint said:

NJ Italian-American here - is there a Theresa wedding on tv?

There are rumors there will be a wedding series or special highlighting the felon and her new man.

[LEILANI2]

Miona and Jibri's matching outfits have more personality then them. They're both so phoney and lackluster it's hard to give a damn and clearly most of their friends and family agree because none could be bothered to attend this fake wedding.

[mmecorday]

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I'm here!  Oh no, how did we end up having the wedding in Joshua Tree...why not make it truly exciting and have it in Needles??

Then Snoopy's brother could officiate.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

NJ Italian-American here - is there a Theresa wedding on tv?

Bravo might have filmed it, but so far all you can see of it are pictures on social media. 

[kacesq]

That one pair on Smothered...Sunhe? The amount of makeup is unreal.

[Gobi]

They're going to get married in a graveyard next to Arch Stanton's grave.

[greekmom]

Please TLC no more Twitney

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Not even try hard, he didn't even bother to write vows with the wedding hours away and lied about it too...cuz they're so busy ordering matchign outfits from Shein.

[Frozendiva]

Papa Thighs, your daughter wants the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

[kacesq]

Why does Thais dad think she’s in the US if not to marry the steroided Patrick?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miona needs the arch because she believes that it will be the money shot. She also needs the lighting to be right (high noon, so no shadows are cast) and that table with the place settings that just happened to be sitting at the hacienda when they got there.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

NOBODY’S COMING TO THIS STUPID WEDDING so as long as the arch is set up before sunset WHO GIVES A SHIT??

Incorrect.  We have:  One tumbleweed.  One lizard.  Ten cockroaches.  Lots of locusts.  Dirt.

I grew up in the California desert so I'm 100 percent sure of this.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Please no more Grangela! I think that's in violation of the Hague code.

Does she even have a storyline anymore? At this point, they’re just milking the teat.

[greekmom]

Meathead should have married Thighs in Vegas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

He takes after his mother, they're either robots or aliens 🤖👽

Or both.

[LEILANI2]

This man needs a tripod and he's an ass like his daughter.