90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

He likes his steak like his women - dripping with blood.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Most men who feign working 27/7……based on what I have seen, do NOT have a business like that.   It’s fake.

It’s like people bragging about how little sleep they need.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, my battery's dying, I'm out. See you in the episode thread! Have a great week, wear your mask, and remember to bring a change of clothes on a date. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh shit, my battery died! And my computer froze for a minute! Well, I have to go plug in my computer now. I will see you all around the forums! Peace out!

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK peeps, my battery's dying, I'm out. See you in the episode thread! Have a great week, wear your mask, and remember to bring a change of clothes on a date. 

Have fun!

I’m back to double mask again. Lol😷

Edited August 24, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[charmed1]

Eeew! Robbie is so corny! This guy is definitely Michael Scott cleaning out months of Fish-o-Filet wrappers from his Seabring before this date.

[Frozendiva]

I think the show is over. Hopefully there is a 90 Day the Other Way preview on Friday!

There is another 7 minutes left? Seriously?

[charmed1]

Ocean City to pick up guys? Like who, my dad? Ocean City isn’t exactly crawling with single guys.

[SunnyBeBe]

It appeared to be raining as the windows were wet, but there were people sitting outside dining??

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Ocean City to pick up guys? Like who, my dad? Ocean City isn’t exactly crawling with single guys.

Maybe sea monsters.

[My Girls]

I'm bettin this'll be awkward.

[Gobi]

“Jason? Crystal Lake Jason?”

[SunnyBeBe]

Danielle needs the right kind of guy……….that’s all I’ll say about that.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle would be better off trawling for dates at an assisted living facility.

[Frozendiva]

What was Ed's mother doing to his back with a paint roller device?

[SunnyBeBe]

Night all. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What was Ed's mother doing to his back with a paint roller device?

Removing hair. Really.

[charmed1]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What was Ed's mother doing to his back with a paint roller device?

Applying Nair to his back and butt crack.

[Frozendiva]

8 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Applying Nair to his back and butt crack.

My eyes!

[1011101010001]

Why would you stay in a hotel in Rockville if your trip is to Ocean City?

There is something odd about Vanessa’s face, like it’s partially melted like the Scream mask.

[DanaMB]

On 8/16/2021 at 9:07 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I don't know if I can hang. These people are all awful. 

Fucking Ed. 

I gave up during the Colt segment. Tried watching through Pillow Talk but even that is not keeping my interest. About to take it off the DVR. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I quit Pillow Talk a while ago. The shrieking and screams of "WHAAAAAT?" drove me over the edge. I can't stand Molly and her friend either. I liked the first season, everyone seemed pretty real and natural, but now they're all overacting and think they are adorable. They are not. 

[Frozendiva]

I struggle with the single life pillow talk and the Darcey and Stacey one. Too much of the same. The first couple of seasons were fun but now it seems tired.

[Texasmom1970]

On 8/23/2021 at 9:19 PM, charmed1 said:

Applying Nair to his back and butt crack.

The love of a mother is unconditional, but Ed please stop subjecting your Mom to shit like that, eww!

[winsomeone]

I wanted to tease the people from Georgia about having produced both June and Angie, but then I remembered that Daniele comes from my state. She sure has packed on the pounds. I couldn't believe how huge her arms and legs are. Her one poor daughter looks just like her too...hope she is better mentally at least?

[1011101010001]

6 minutes ago, winsomeone said:

I wanted to tease the people from Georgia about having produced both June and Angie, but then I remembered that Daniele comes from my state. She sure has packed on the pounds. I couldn't believe how huge her arms and legs are. Her one poor daughter looks just like her too...hope she is better mentally at least?

I wonder if there was a grandmother around who provided much assistance because I can’t imagine Danielle taking care of all those babies competently.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello guys! I'm here to fuck the Brittany some more! Let's get it on with The Single Life!

[Gobi]

Just when I think Big Ded can’t be more disgusting, he proves me wrong.

[Hotel Snarker]

What a horrible opening scene.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi all, excuse me one sec because I just came from the Darcey and Stacey thread, and their poignant pain makes me so emotional I have to go splash some water on my face. 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

What a horrible opening scene.

MY EYES!

[Hotel Snarker]

Eww...this is nauseating.

[charmed1]

My cat currently has a bald spot from rubbing up against my leg while I had Nair on. He’s perfectly fine and it’s growing back! I swear I’m a good cat mom.

[Hotel Snarker]

The mothers on these shows...whew.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, I thought Ed's skin was so delicate and sensitive that he had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets. He screamed like a little girl when splashed with fucking water in the Philippines. Now he can slather himself in Nair? 

[Frozendiva]

I am just making dinner.

[charmed1]

His skin should be on fire by now. Once the little hairs start to crinkle, it’s time to get in the shower.

[Hotel Snarker]

How was Ed hurt with Rose? After he had sex with her THEN admitting he doesn’t want kids???? PrEd. We remember.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

How was Ed hurt with Rose? After he had sex with her THEN admitting he doesn’t want kids???? PrEd. We remember.

Don't forget that he gave her mouthwash and toothpaste for her "not pretty" breath. What an asshole.

[Frozendiva]

Not everyone enjoys a medium rare steak.

[charmed1]

Ugh. Big face Fern and her new greasy himbo. Just get to Dinyell already.

[Gobi]

What’s the name of the bar, “Crotch”?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, so Fernanda's crew is going to grill him? Run, Robbie. 

[Hotel Snarker]

TBH, I also don't like steak snobs. Like it's all going to the same place anyway.

[Frozendiva]

At least he showed up and was willing to meet and be grilled by her friends.

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

TBH, I also don't like steak snobs. Like it's all going to the same place anyway.

I like mine in a state when it is not mooing.

Enough of the PDA.

[Hotel Snarker]

No way he's 30. If he is, that sure is a ROUGH 30.

[Gobi]

The commercial breaks are longer than the amount of time Fern’s “friends” have known her.

[SunnyBeBe]

Wouldn’t this be the time to consider that Ed’s date may eventually want siblings for her child?  Ed’s not into having more kids….so…why put your heart out there?  If he wants someone who isn’t interested in having children he might go for a person who’s considerably older or one that already has enough kids.  

[charmed1]

I’m disgusted.

[Hotel Snarker]

They all look so fake, like they’ve been cast to be in a commercial in a bar. Director: OK ladies, act like you’re having the time of your lives, big smiles!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for heaven's sake. They've been on what, two dates? Her dippy friends caterwauling about "his intentions" is just ridiculous. "I just want her to be happy!" Jesus.