90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.

[Mindthinkr]

Yes, being left alone is better than being with Ed. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He seems like the type to trap her in his basement if she tried to leave.

[charmed1]

Ed = If the demon possessed a Teddy Ruxpin doll instead of Chucky.

[Pepper Mostly]

Liz, Ed does not care how you feel. He only cares about Ed. 

You know that feeling of revulsion you get when you go to grab a cucumber out of the crisper drawer and its gotten all soft and squishy? That's how I feel whenever I see Ed. 

[OneGuy]

"He has a huge heart."  Who is she talking about?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz has been married twice at the ripe old age of 29(?). Wonder what the common denominator is 🤔

[Frozendiva]

Liz, what is your karma with Ed?

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ed = If the demon possessed a Teddy Ruxpin doll instead of Chucky.

Marlena is being repossessed on Days of Our Lives.

[Mindthinkr]

“Two marriages in and stubborn”. Quit while you’re ahead Liz. 

[Hotel Snarker]

WHY??? I still don't understand what she sees in him.

[charmed1]

Does Liz have primary custody of her kid?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Liz, Ed does not care how you feel. He only cares about Ed. 

You know that feeling of revulsion you get when you go to grab a cucumber out of the crisper drawer and its gotten all soft and squishy? That's how I feel whenever I see Ed. 

I keep my mini ones in a green type tub. They still get slimy after a bit.

[Bees52]

Evidently seeing women cry is something positive to both Ed and Colt.

Nothing wrong there... nope...  nothing,

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He seems like the type to trap her in his basement if she tried to leave.

 "It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose. "

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Liz has been married twice at the ripe old age of 29(?). Wonder what the common denominator is 🤔

How does she have the time? She's been married and divorced twice and has a kid, and still she has the energy to actively seek out the grossest human on earth and decide to pursue "forever" with him?  I cannot even. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Liz, Ed does not care how you feel. He only cares about Ed. 

You know that feeling of revulsion you get when you go to grab a cucumber out of the crisper drawer and its gotten all soft and squishy? That's how I feel whenever I see Ed. 

Gross! I know that feeling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Does Liz have primary custody of her kid?

If she finds Ed attractive, it shows she has poor judgement, thus the kid shouldn’t be with her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He seems like the type to trap her in his basement if she tried to leave.

"Its for your own good. I only want to protect you".

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Gross! I know that feeling.

Cringe 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If she finds Ed attractive, it shows she has poor judgement, thus the kid shouldn’t be with her. 

Seriously. She wants Ed to be her child's stepfather? That poor kid would be better off with a pair of rabid wolverines. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How does she have the time? She's been married and divorced twice and has a kid, and still she has the energy to actively seek out the grossest human on earth and decide to pursue "forever" with him?  I cannot even. 

I really need to know what this girl's damage is. There's CLEARLY something wrong with her to sleep with Ed. I mean... She is NOT RIGHT!!

[jacksgirl]

I get so embarrassed when Danielle comes on.

[Frozendiva]

Friendly dog.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Robert must be getting paid a lot enjoy being with Danielle.

[Tuneful]

She's not attracted to him in any way, but she likes the devotion...his dog...being taken places...and the TV checks. She must be very lonely. It must be so awkward to watch him get in deeper and deeper and be repulsed by him more and more. And as usual he wants "forever" within about 1-3 weeks. And he'll never shut up about it. He's an addict like Coltee, but maybe more addicted to having really young model types on his arm, and to rescuing. How dare they reject their rescuer. Would he pursue a young lady if she were only average in looks? I think not.  

Edited October 19, 2021 by Tuneful

[jacksgirl]

Robert seems sweet

[OneGuy]

I wonder what this Robert guy would look like with a beard braid.

[Gobi]

Robert looks like the bastard child of Big Mike and Guy Fieri.

[Hotel Snarker]

Are we going to start seeing Danielle and Robert lying in bed, wearing next to nothing? I can't do it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Are we going to start seeing Danielle and Robert lying in bed, wearing next to nothing? I can't do it.

That would be a bridge too far. The very thought is making me lightheaded. And not in a good way.

Middle aged dating: "Let's sit down, my feet hurt".

[Gobi]

Axe throwing and alcohol. What could go wrong?

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I wonder what this Robert guy would look like with a beard braid.

Hey, you just reminded me of someone... 

[Frozendiva]

You can't exactly say you were sort of frauded by your love rat.

[charmed1]

Oh jeeze. Not the “Kidzez Dad” and “Bad Smell” stories. Danielle, what are you doing?!

[Hotel Snarker]

SOMEONE AGE APPROPRIATE! Whoa!

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle. You don't have to bare your soul. Its your first date for fucks sake. Stick with your favorite movies and funny stories about your kids. 

[Bees52]

Danielle, stop talking.  Dude does not need all the 90 Day details on date two. 

 

ohh too late. 🙄

[Tuneful]

Dinyell, no, no, NO. It's date 2. He is NOT your therapist or confessor. Robert looks trapped.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

“My past is hard for me to talk about.”

Me: Yet you’re constantly talking about it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stop cockblocking your date, Danielle.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Danielle. You don't have to bare your soul. Its your first date for fucks sake. Stick with your favorite movies and funny stories about your kids. 

To be fair, it's her second date so according to the Sharp Relationship Development Theory she does need to bare her soul.

Edited October 19, 2021 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

She's having a full on wobbler. I'm not sure but I'd take that as a sign that the date's not going well. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey, you just reminded me of someone... 

Hey, at least Victor’s beard braid is taking this pandemic seriously.

[Mindthinkr]

Update: I told you all on the 90 day thread that my friend’s boss was going to Morocco to meet a man. After a week together they have decided to marry and get a K1 visa. I’ve heard of magic carpets, but do they have a magic potion or a genie in a bottle? I told my friend to have her watch this show, but love must really be blind. She won’t. We have warned her and she doesn’t even have the benefit of a TLC income 😳  There must be powerful mojo across the pond. She is a professional in Washington DC and we are stupefied that she lost lost all her logic when her hormones kicked in. I’ll keep you updated. Also she is over 60…not her first romance! 

[Gobi]

"Want to get married?"

 "No."

 "Okay, then how about a blowjob?"

Edited October 19, 2021 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed: Will you share a bed with me? Will you have sex with me? Will you be my girlfriend? Will you let me tell people we're dating? Will you be with me forever? Will you move in with me? Will you live in this cage in my basement that I keep locked?

"I'm choosing you to have my baby." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Tuneful]

VIctor's hair needs its own thread, one day it's Pebbles Flintstone, the next it's a mohawk, the day after that a chignon like my aunt, all with the nasty beard tail. I think he's at least 49 and doing the Grecian Formula with mixed success. 

Edited October 19, 2021 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed: Will you share a bed with me? Will you have sex with me? Will you be my girlfriend? Will you let me tell people we're dating? Will you be with me forever? Will you move in with me? Will you live in this cage in my basement that I keep locked?

 

"And, most importantly, may I halik you?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"I'm choosing you to have my baby." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yep, too lazy to rewrite the Grangie Needs an Aig to Tote plot.

[Hotel Snarker]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH DANIELLE?!?

WHY?!? You don't need to go into specifics on the 2nd date!